Content Post JETS SUCK 2021 EDITION (OFFICIAL): THE INSIDIOUS JETE STANK CONSPIRACY

[PatsFanInVa]

Around 1:24, you hear about the same thing, during this amazing first preseason game drive....


Return with us now to those glory days and watch it all, @Jetefan79 and @Jim Beam. You haven't heart the last of that guy, right?

 

[PatsFanInVa]

Oops, or don't. Youtube it yourself. Same ballwashing for Darnold, long story short. You guys break good QBs. Matter of time.

 

[Tunescribe]

Why is Tom gone?
What are the reasons?
Each and every single time Beli coaches without him
It’s a losing season

You'd be much better off just admitting your stupidity and quietly bowing out. The Patriots went 11-5 in 2008 with Matt Cassel at quarterback.

 

[JetFan79]

Oops, or don't. Youtube it yourself. Same ballwashing for Darnold, long story short. You guys break good QBs. Matter of time.

I think you're just mad because...

"Virginia is the most populous U.S. state without a major professional sports league franchise playing within its borders."

 

[Dingleberry]

Any poems about this?

Zach is such a prepubescent dork
That he tried eating a girl with a fork
You're a virgin methinks,
Said she, kiss me where it stinks
So Zach brought her right down to New York.


Its too hard to rhyme New Jersey. They both stink equally I guess.

 

[JetFan79]

Zach is such a prepubescent dork
That he tried eating a girl with a fork
You're a virgin methinks,
Said she, kiss me where it stinks
So Zach brought her right down to New York.


Its too hard to rhyme New Jersey. They both stink equally I guess.

Lesson learnt. I shouldn't have asked for more poetry

 

[Tunescribe]

Lesson learnt. I shouldn't have asked for more poetry

Jete Fan Seventy-Nine
Has no desire for words that rhyme
But fifty-two years is quite a long time
To go with no titles: Jersey's Green Slime

 

[Joker]

did someone mention "New Jersey"?...well, Jetefan79...here's YOUR new theme song

 

[PatsFanInVa]

Zach is such a prepubescent dork
That he tried eating a girl with a fork
You're a virgin methinks,
Said she, kiss me where it stinks
So Zach brought her right down to New York.


Its too hard to rhyme New Jersey. They both stink equally I guess.

"I pray the king shows you his mercy/Is he in Jersey?"

"The Highway to Hershey" might be more useful in your oeuvre, although both are near-rhymes.

(Near rhymes really don't rhyme per se,
Like a stretch of that line with Jersey.)

You're really going to need to get slick and break that rhyme across words if you want to nail it...
assures, he...
is sure she...

 

[Dingleberry]

"I pray the king shows you his mercy/Is he in Jersey?"

"The Highway to Hershey" might be more useful in your oeuvre, although both are near-rhymes.

(Near rhymes really don't rhyme per se,
Like a stretch of that line with Jersey.)

You're really going to need to get slick and break that rhyme across words if you want to nail it...
assures, he...
is sure she...

Thanks for the help. I have no problem using imperfect rhymes. If they were good enough for Shakespeare, they are good enough for juvenile limericks.

New Jersey....to Hershey. I like it.

 

[captain stone]

Thanks for the help. I have no problem using imperfect rhymes. If they were good enough for Shakespeare, they are good enough for juvenile limericks.

New Jersey....to Hershey. I like it.

The Hershey Highway... I've been down that road... There was this one time...uh nevermind...

Still better than the Hershey Squirts...

 

[Patriot Missile]

From the Jersey Shore
To the cesspool stadium they adore
The rookie qb anointed preseason king
Who shall never wear a ring
We’ve seen this many times before.

 

[Dingleberry]

The Hershey Highway... I've been down that road... There was this one time...uh nevermind...

Still better than the Hershey Squirts...

The Hershey Highway... I've been down that road... There was this one time...uh nevermind...

Still better than the Hershey Squirts...

As you can tell, this accident scared the squirts out of me. Not sure what I was hauling in the truck though...the chocolate milk story was just a cover.

 

[Dingleberry]

For @PatsFanInVa

The poor pathetic fans of New Jersey
Are praying to the football gods for mercy
Let this new QB be grand
And take us to the Promised Land
Alas, they're still on the highway to Hershey.

 

[Ice_Ice_Brady]

Hey kids, shake it loose together
The buzz is hitting something
That's been known to trick fair-weathers

We'll hype the golden boy tonight, so stick around
You're gonna hear announcers yapping
Little yips of sound

Say, Woody and Rexy, have you seen them yet?
Ooh, but they're so psyched out, Z-Z-Z-Zachie and the Jets

Oh but they're weird and they're wonderful
Oh Zachie’s mom’s a queen
She's got her leather boots, a latex suit
You know I read it in Swinger magazine, ohh-oh
Z-Z-Z-Zachie and the Jets

Hey kids, plug into the hopeless
Maybe they're jaded
But Zachie makes them shameless

Let’s fool ourselves, lead ourselves along
Where we fight each other in the stands
And scream when it all goes wrong

Say, Woody and Rexy, have you seen them yet?
Ooh, but they're so psyched out, Z-Z-Z-Zachie and the Jets

Oh but they're weird and they're wonderful
Oh Zachie’s mom’s a queen
She's got her leather boots, a latex suit
You know I read it in Swinger magazine, ohh-oh
Z-Z-Z-Zachie and the Jets

 

[Kontradiction]

Jete fans, those sad sacks
Hope their rookie QB is on the attack
In Week 1, they’ll stand back
And watch another season’s hopes get zapped.

 

[JetFan79]

 

[PatsFanInVa]

Green Beaner
By Imagine Braggin'

First things first, I'ma say all you say when you are last
I'm fired up and tired of the way New Jersey drafts
Oh ohhh, the way New Jersey drafts, Oh Ohhhh

Second thing second, don't you tell me that my draft wasn't great
I'm the one with the pole, I'm the master of my bait
Oh ohhhh, the master of my bait, oh ohhhh

I was Hoboken, from a young age,
Taking my Hulk-green Jete jacket
Cheering my Jest cheer to the few
Cost a game, lost a game, Mossed a game, every game

Stinging from heartache from the game
Taking my message from the tame
More or less of just the same
Same old JEST, ingest the

Pain!

You made me a, you made me a
Green Beaner, Green Beaner

Pain!

You brought me down, you called me up
Green Beaner, Green Beaner

Pain

Oh let the bull**** fly
They're just insane
My press my mom my arm
They came for

Gain

You made me a, you made me a
Green Beaner, Green Beaner

Third things third, send a player from New Jersey to the South,
All the reps with the JEST, all the fans that ran their mouth,
oh ohhh the fans that ran their mouth oh ohhh

They keep choking and the crowd
Always so silent, never loud
Quarterbacks falling to the ground
Wishing we drafted like the browns

But you know the vid, overdid
Over-the-mooning
For Sanchez' chances
Until they gave up
And he drove down
To Philly town, like

Pain!

You made me a, you made me a
Green Beaner, Green Beaner

Pain!

You brought me down, you called me up
Green Beaner, Green Beaner

Pain

Oh let the bull**** fly
They're just insane
My press my mom my arm
They came for

Gain

You made me a, you made me a
Green Beaner, Green Beaner

Last things last, by the grace of the injuries and trades
You're the face of the future in an emerald charade
Oh Ohhhhh, an emerald charade, oh ohhhh

But they never win, ever win,
Anything ever
They'll leverage average
Til it breaks up and
They flame out
They flame out, like

Pain!

You made me a, you made me a
Green Beaner, Green Beaner

Pain!

You brought me down, you called me up
Green Beaner, Green Beaner

Pain!

Oh let the bull**** fly
They're just insane
My press my mom my arm
They came for

Gain!

You made me a, you made me a
Green Beaner, Green Beaner

 

[captain stone]

Hickory ****ory dock,
Punky's mom was sucking my c@ck...

The clock struck two,
She gobbled my goo...

I dropped her off at the next block.

 

[Bill Lee]

Hickory ****ory dock,
Punky's mom was sucking my c@ck...
The clock struck two,
She gobbled my goo...
I dropped her off at the next block.

You too?