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Content Post JETS SUCK 2021 EDITION (OFFICIAL): THE INSIDIOUS JETE STANK CONSPIRACY

This has an opening post with good commentary and information, which we definitely recommend reading.
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The Jets Suck Poetry Slam 2021 will go down as one of the greatest examples of 21st century prose in history...please continue

There was a crap team called the Jete
Whose coach really liked smelly feet
His wife was a b!tch
Who sure loved being rich
But poor Wrecks simply could not compete
 
From fans with no real mental powers
To a coach who likes feet and golden showers
The football team in green
Are the worst Jets we've seen
Since the ones that flew into those towers.



Too soon?
 
The Jets Suck thread is always great, but I feel like the poems have really taken it to the next level. It’s added some serious class.
 
There was a crap team named the Jete
That always went down to defeat
You know that it sucks
Charging fans those big bucks
For a product that’s so f*cking cheap
I know people think it's effete,
and imagine I think I'm elite,
but, not to be pet-tay,
I'm pronouncing it "jet-tay"--
Either way, Same Old f***in Jete.
 
Haven't read through this whole thread, so forgive me if this has already been posted:



Good post, thank you. Now, read the whole thread, share its wisdom with friends/family, and thank us later.
 
what's the difference between a JETE fan and a POW in Gitmo?

With the POW, you have to make sure you don't actually drown them, to be humane.
With a JETE fan, you just keep pouring, for the same reason.
 
Why is Tom gone?
What are the reasons?
Each and every single time Beli coaches without him
It’s a losing season

And You would know about losing seasons being a rats fan. The jete has been losing since before you were born
And that meter is just fugly in the third line

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,

It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was the age of wisdom, it was the age of foolishness, it was the epoch of belief, it was the epoch of incredulity, it was the season of light, it was the season of darkness, it was the spring of hope, it was the winter of despair​

Too.
 
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