Content Post JETS SUCK 2021 EDITION (OFFICIAL): THE INSIDIOUS JETE STANK CONSPIRACY

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The Jets Suck Poetry Slam 2021 will go down as one of the greatest examples of 21st century prose in history...please continue

There was a crap team called the Jete
Whose coach really liked smelly feet
His wife was a b!tch
Who sure loved being rich
But poor Wrecks simply could not compete

 

[Kontradiction]

Little Mr. Wilson
He was a MILF’s son
Drafted by the Jete
A franchise all too bleak
A lust for a success,
But drafted a bust at Quarterback

 

[Dingleberry]

From fans with no real mental powers
To a coach who likes feet and golden showers
The football team in green
Are the worst Jets we've seen
Since the ones that flew into those towers.



Too soon?

 

[Kontradiction]

The Jets Suck thread is always great, but I feel like the poems have really taken it to the next level. It’s added some serious class.

 

[StockingAnarchyNumber12]

The Jets Suck thread is always great, but I feel like the poems have really taken it to the next level. It’s added some serious class.

This thread ages like fine wine imo.

 

[Bill Lee]

This thread ages like fine wine imo.

More like wino piss in a Boston alley, IMO.

 

[PatsFanInVa]

There was a crap team named the Jete
That always went down to defeat
You know that it sucks
Charging fans those big bucks
For a product that’s so f*cking cheap

I know people think it's effete,
and imagine I think I'm elite,
but, not to be pet-tay,
I'm pronouncing it "jet-tay"--
Either way, Same Old f***in Jete.

 

[jimnance]

More like wino piss in a Boston alley, IMO.

Well yeah but appropriate considering the subject

 

[Sicilian]

Haven't read through this whole thread, so forgive me if this has already been posted:

 

[Tunescribe]

Haven't read through this whole thread, so forgive me if this has already been posted:

Good post, thank you. Now, read the whole thread, share its wisdom with friends/family, and thank us later.

 

[Bill Lee]

Jete fans feeling their butt cheeks clenching:

 

[Ice_Ice_Brady]

Jete fans feeling their butt cheeks clenching:

There’s currently a 105% chance Darnold wins Player of the Week for his Week 1 career game against the Jets.

 

[Wordsmyth]

Man, I hate the Jete.

 

[PatsFanInVa]

what's the difference between a JETE fan and a POW in Gitmo?

With the POW, you have to make sure you don't actually drown them, to be humane.
With a JETE fan, you just keep pouring, for the same reason.

 

[JetFan79]

Any poems about this?

 

[slam]

Any poems about this?

Hold on. Composing “The Ode to The First Jets Quarterback in Recent History to Not Suck Completely For a Full Quarter and a Half of Preseason”

 

[Jim Beam]

Why is Tom gone?
What are the reasons?
Each and every single time Beli coaches without him
It’s a losing season

 

[reflexblue]

Why is Tom gone?
What are the reasons?
Each and every single time Beli coaches without him
It’s a losing season

And You would know about losing seasons being a rats fan. The jete has been losing since before you were born

 

[reflexblue]

Any poems about this?

Its only matter of before Cinderella turns into a

 

[PatsFanInVa]

Why is Tom gone?
What are the reasons?
Each and every single time Beli coaches without him
It’s a losing season

And You would know about losing seasons being a rats fan. The jete has been losing since before you were born

And that meter is just fugly in the third line

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,

It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was the age of wisdom, it was the age of foolishness, it was the epoch of belief, it was the epoch of incredulity, it was the season of light, it was the season of darkness, it was the spring of hope, it was the winter of despair​

Too.