Content Post JETS SUCK 2021 EDITION (OFFICIAL): THE INSIDIOUS JETE STANK CONSPIRACY

[PatsFanInVa]

What has a more likelihood of happening in 2021-2022?

A: Jete going 20-0
B: Jetefan69 getting layed

He has actually been gone a while. I am pretty sure a Jete fan can get laid its just his gf must be on top, because all they can do is **** up.

 

[Tony2046]

What has a more likelihood of happening in 2021-2022?

A: Jete going 20-0
B: Jetefan69 getting layed

Going with B.

Pretty sure he mentioned a while ago that he got one these at a yard sale.

 

[JetFan79]

What has a more likelihood of happening in 2021-2022?

A: Jete going 20-0
B: Jetefan69 getting layed

A.

 

[Patsfan1958]

The definition of a virgin Jets fan: A girl who can run faster than her brother.

 

[Bill Lee]

The definition of a virgin Jets fan: A girl who can run faster than her brother.

McMilfson's mom is gonna have to keep her head on a swivel and be ready to run fast at any instant if she ever visits New Jersey...

 

[PatsFanInVa]

A.

He's not wrong. OTOH, pretty much guarantees he's not layed either.

 

[JetFan79]

Speaking of NY v Boston... this NHL series is pretty damn good.

Plus it's great having the atmosphere of fans back in the stands.

 

[Tunescribe]

Going with B.

Pretty sure he mentioned a while ago that he got one these at a yard sale.

He's outta luck here as well (you missed the fine print).

 

[Joker]

is that a general assumption that Jete fan is d!ckless? perhaps it's time to make it an axiom, after which we can postulate an almost infinite number of corollaries..

 

[Tunescribe]

is that a general assumption that Jete fan is d!ckless? perhaps it's time to make it an axiom, after which we can postulate an almost infinite number of corollaries..

Joe, it's not just an assumption, it's scientifically verified FACT. Jete fans are ****less, and not just the women. You can't forget the shining example of Small Penis Pageant winner Nick Gilronan:

Winner of Smallest Penis Contest is, of course, a Jets fan

I say the Jets should have him replace Fireman Ed. [IMG] But give him a bullhorn or sumthin'...

forums.theganggreen.com

 

[captain stone]

McMilfson's mom is gonna have to keep her head on a swivel and be ready to run fast at any instant if she ever visits New Jersey...

...And attends home games via that one particular section of MetLife Stadium...I'm picturing a Clarice Starling vs Dr Lecter's cell neighbors scene...

 

[captain stone]

is that a general assumption that Jete fan is d!ckless? perhaps it's time to make it an axiom, after which we can postulate an almost infinite number of corollaries..

Yes it's true...

 

[Mike the Brit]

How the J-E-T-E failed to draft Trevor Lawrence (warning: extreme vulgarity, as is only to be expected):

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[reflexblue]

What has a more likelihood of happening in 2021-2022?

A: Jete going 20-0
B: Jetefan69 getting layed

And if you chose B there should be second question.. If the jete fan gets layed did he use.... A candy or B a gun?

 

[BUSTAMOVE]

Tune. I know when I seen the Title of this thread it was yours. Love it

 

[Bill Lee]

And if you chose B there should be second question.. If the jete fan gets layed did he use A candy or B a gun?

C his right hand, D his left hand, E both.

 

[Tony2046]

Joe, it's not just an assumption, it's scientifically verified FACT. Jete fans are ****less, and not just the women. You can't forget the shining example of Small Penis Pageant winner Nick Gilronan:

Winner of Smallest Penis Contest is, of course, a Jets fan

I say the Jets should have him replace Fireman Ed. [IMG] But give him a bullhorn or sumthin'...

forums.theganggreen.com

Ok. This is funny as hell but I can't wrap my head around why any man would enter such a competition. I really don't get it.

 

[TomPatriot]

Ok. This is funny as hell but I can't wrap my head around why any man would enter such a competition. I really don't get it.

“Any man” pretty much captures why.

 

[Tunescribe]

Ok. This is funny as hell but I can't wrap my head around why any man would enter such a competition. I really don't get it.

Perhaps his therapist advised him to be proactive in accepting his shortcomings.

 

[TomPatriot]

Jet therapy