Content Post JETS SUCK 2021 EDITION (OFFICIAL): THE INSIDIOUS JETE STANK CONSPIRACY

[Ice_Ice_Brady]

 

[XLIX]

It's happy fun Jets trivia time!!! ok fellas.... now don't cheat by looking it up.....

Who was President last time the Jets won the Super Bowl??

 

[BennyBledsoe]

Oh geez, that actually is tricky....hm. If we go by inauguration, it'd be LBJ since the Super Bowl was before Nixon's. If we go by election, it'd be Nixon.

Good question, though

 

[XLIX]

Oh geez, that actually is tricky....hm. If we go by inauguration, it'd be LBJ since the Super Bowl was before Nixon's. If we go by election, it'd be Nixon.

Good question, though

That’s right..!! So that means we are on our 10th Presidential administration with no Jets victory.

Sorry, Jets fans….. maybe next century….

 

[Tunescribe]

Jet therapy

 

[Mike the Brit]

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It's sad to think that in an age of medical miracles there's still no cure for the JETE.

 

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It's sad to think that in an age of medical miracles there's still no cure for the JETE.

True, but Jete Stank transcends the medical arena. Perhaps theologians should intervene as those who contract it are spiritually bereft.

 

[Tony2046]

Being a Jete fan:

"Since the NFL merger only three of the 26 teams around in 1970 have failed to REACH the Super Bowl: the Jets, Chiefs and Lions (the Jets and Chiefs reached the Super Bowl as members of the AFL, not NFL)."

Rooting for a Losing Franchise Is Bad for Your Health...Just Ask Jets Fans

Before I begin, let me give much credit and help to my friend Finster Allen for working with me on this topic. Now, on to the madness...

syndication.bleacherreport.com

 

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Being a Jete fan:

"Since the NFL merger only three of the 26 teams around in 1970 have failed to REACH the Super Bowl: the Jets, Chiefs and Lions (the Jets and Chiefs reached the Super Bowl as members of the AFL, not NFL)."

Rooting for a Losing Franchise Is Bad for Your Health...Just Ask Jets Fans

Before I begin, let me give much credit and help to my friend Finster Allen for working with me on this topic. Now, on to the madness...

syndication.bleacherreport.com

As long as we're on the subject, might as well revisit this:

Hopeless Jets fans are turning to therapists for treatment

Rooting for the Jets is not good for your mental health. So say local shrinks whose Gang Green-loving patients grow more depressed with each loss. The 4-11 Jets, who mercifully end this miserable s…

nypost.com

 

[captain stone]

C his right hand, D his left hand, E both.

He's a Jete fan...He won't need both hands.

 

[captain stone]

Being a Jete fan:

"Since the NFL merger only three of the 26 teams around in 1970 have failed to REACH the Super Bowl: the Jets, Chiefs and Lions (the Jets and Chiefs reached the Super Bowl as members of the AFL, not NFL)."

Rooting for a Losing Franchise Is Bad for Your Health...Just Ask Jets Fans

Before I begin, let me give much credit and help to my friend Finster Allen for working with me on this topic. Now, on to the madness...

syndication.bleacherreport.com

Cleveland Browns?

 

[captain stone]

True, but Jete Stank transcends the medical arena. Perhaps theologians should intervene as those who contract it are spiritually bereft.

Jete Stank is, in its way, similar to the Aether from Thor: the Dark World...You can't kill it; you can only hope to control it...

 

[Tony2046]

Cleveland Browns?

Moved to Baltimore and became the Ravens.

 

[XLIX]

Anyone ever seen that movie 1917? It is a really good movie set on the Western Front of World War I.

The last NY Jets championship took place closer to the events in that movie than it does to the present day.

 

[Clonamery]

Anyone ever seen that movie 1917? It is a really good movie set on the Western Front of World War I.

The last NY Jets championship took place closer to the events in that movie than it does to the present day.

The results for the franchise and fans are pretty much the same as the British & German Soldiers and French Civilians in that movie: night terrors, death and mourning.

 

[Joker]

Half a league, half a league, Half a league onward, All in the valley of Death Rode the six hundred. “Forward, the Light Brigade! “Charge for the guns!” he said: Into the valley of Death Rode the six hundred. ( It was this point that Lord Tennyson realized the valley was already strewn with the rotting corpses of Jete fans long dead from unrealized dreams. Truly a valley of GREEN STANK)

 

[Bill Lee]

He's a Jete fan...He won't need both hands.

True, it just takes one hand to operate tweezers.

 

[Mike the Brit]

Half a league, half a league, Half a league onward, All in the valley of Death Rode the six hundred. “Forward, the Light Brigade! “Charge for the guns!” he said: Into the valley of Death Rode the six hundred. ( It was this point that Lord Tennyson realized the valley was already strewn with the rotting corpses of Jete fans long dead from unrealized dreams. Truly a valley of GREEN STANK)

'Was none who would be foremost to lead such dire attack?
But those behind cried "Forward!", and those before cried "Back!"'

Sounds like the JETE offense to me.

 

[Mike the Brit]

True, but Jete Stank transcends the medical arena. Perhaps theologians should intervene as those who contract it are spiritually bereft.

It's hard to know what Our Maker was doing with the JETE. Looks to me more like something he forgot to throw in the trash.

 

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It's hard to know what Our Maker was doing with the JETE. Looks to me more like something he forgot to throw in the trash.

God has admitted it was his only mistake. His son agrees.