Content Post JETS SUCK 2021 EDITION (OFFICIAL): THE INSIDIOUS JETE STANK CONSPIRACY

[Bill Lee]

Over on the Jets forum there's a person whose handle is 'Jesus', here's what he has to say about Becton:

 

[Bill Lee]

This says a lot about where Wilson is these days...

 

[Bill Lee]

 

[Bill Lee]

 

[Bill Lee]

 

[Bill Lee]

 

[captain stone]

I am not celebrating an injury at all.

I am pointing out the way it rolled out was so, so Jetsy:

First:

Mekhi Becton’s season for redemption starts on Jets’ PUP list

Becton is one of five Jets players who will start camp next week on PUP, joining offensive tackle George Fant – Becton’s competition at left tackle – defensive end Carl Lawson, tight en…

nypost.com

Then:

Jets HC Robert Saleh Gives Very Promising Clarification on Mekhi Becton

New York Jets head coach Robert Saleh cleared the air in promising fashion regarding Mekhi Becton's injury status.

jetsxfactor.com

Then:

Agreed… I would rather the Jete suck because they suck and not because of injuries…I sincerely hope that Bacon makes a full recovery and then finds a weight that is healthier for him…

 

[ctpatsfan77]

 

[Joker]

every year I read "but but but ..the Jete are going to be good this year so we should all cross our legs and keep our little peckers safe or they'll hurt us...waaaah waaah".

Look..get it through your scary Mary pinheads once and for all...THE JETS SUCK...period...end of all stories for all time!

 

[slam]

Regardless of whether it's an ACL tear or a less serious PCL injury as they're hoping, you definitely want your franchise QB making jukes in traffic 10 yards down the field in the first preseason game.

 

[Tunescribe]

Agreed… I would rather the Jete suck because they suck and not because of injuries…I sincerely hope that Bacon makes a full recovery and then finds a weight that is healthier for him…

Regardless of whether it's an ACL tear or a less serious PCL injury as they're hoping, you definitely want your franchise QB making jukes in traffic 10 yards down the field in the first preseason game.

One thing people need to understand is that devastating injuries are part and parcel of Jete suckage, owing largely to a legendarily poor offseason conditioning program. Not only is the program itself subpar and underemphasized contractually, players just don't voluntarily buy into it. Messy Bacon's poor condition from the day he was drafted is a prime example. Now we have Punky McMilfson and his gimpy knee. You might recall he left a game vs. the Pats last season after hurting his knee. If he spent as much time this past offseason getting his body ready vs. bonking his mother's friends, things might be different.

Punky hurt himself scrambling around a la Mahomes and, of course, it was a non-contact injury. The irony is this might help the Jete since Flacco reportedly has outplayed him in camp.

Jets’ season already in peril after Zach Wilson’s injury

A Jets season that already carried with it more questions than an SAT exam is in peril.

nypost.com

 

[FreeTedWilliams]

WOW, how dirty was this???

 

[Tunescribe]

WOW, how dirty was this???

Typical undisciplined Jete B.S. Sirianni is right, that's directly on Bim Saleh Bim. It'll be interesting to see how much the fine is.

 

[Bill Lee]

Interesting how many commentators are floating the idea of Jimmy G to the Jete presuming Wilson is out, and at the same time his 49ers coaches are badmouthing him. They are saying once he got the big contract he ghosted them, didn't answer phone calls or texts for weeks. Sounds like the perfect Jete!

49ers QB Jimmy Garoppolo is getting badmouthed on his way out

The San Francisco 49ers aren't worried about the door hitting Jimmy Garoppolo on the way out, apparently.

www.sfgate.com

 

[PatsFanInVa]

Okay.

It's kind of sad to figure out how to badmouth the JETE because of the injury thing... but getting your franchise big-splash high-round qb du jour hurt in the first preseason game...

Well, as has been said about Zach Wilson for other reasons, "that's a motherf*****er."

 

[Bill Lee]

Seems really Jetsy to bruise your own bones just by planting your foot?

My first guess is this might make him more hesitant to run, but he's a blockhead, totally lacks self-awareness.

So, chances are he will find a way to blow out his tendons sooner or later.

Meanwhile, the Jete franchise stumbles forward with Flacco getting enough time to show the Jete fans how much better he is than their darling first round mo-fo.

Chances are the Jete put him back in ASAP to try to prevent the bad optics then he ends up with a long term injury, and everyone calls out the Jete for ruining their pick, and the whole staff gets shown the door.

So, so Jetsy! Shampoo, rinse, repeat!

 

[Bill Lee]

Knee surgery, back on the field in 2-4 weeks, what could possibly go wrong?

 

[Tunescribe]

Seems really Jetsy to bruise your own bones just by planting your foot?

My first guess is this might make him more hesitant to run, but he's a blockhead, totally lacks self-awareness.

So, chances are he will find a way to blow out his tendons sooner or later.

Meanwhile, the Jete franchise stumbles forward with Flacco getting enough time to show the Jete fans how much better he is than their darling first round mo-fo.

Chances are the Jete put him back in ASAP to try to prevent the bad optics then he ends up with a long term injury, and everyone calls out the Jete for ruining their pick, and the whole staff gets shown the door.

So, so Jetsy! Shampoo, rinse, repeat!

Knee surgery, back on the field in 2-4 weeks, what could possibly go wrong?

Here's the problem with Punky: he has delusions of molding his game after Jim McMahon/Patrick Mahomes/Aaron Rodgers, etc. a la, "free-lancing bad boy hero gunslinger." He hurt his knee last season and now again already, which suggests he'll need greater pocket discipline going forward at least this year. Whether his self-image abides is an open question.

What I'm wondering now is whether Flacco starts the opener. If he does and plays well, what then?

 

[slam]

Damn shame Ryan Fitzpatrick retired. This is the perfect situation for his backup to starting by week 4 act.

 

[Bill Lee]

Here's the problem with Punky: he has delusions of molding his game after Jim McMahon/Patrick Mahomes/Aaron Rodgers, etc. a la, "free-lancing bad boy hero gunslinger." He hurt his knee last season and now again already, which suggests he'll need greater pocket discipline going forward at least this year. Whether his self-image abides is an open question.

What I'm wondering now is whether Flacco starts the opener. If he does and plays well, what then?

Such a double-edged sword.

Start Flacco, he does good enough to make Punky look bad, makes the whole team building strategy look bad, puts everyone's jobs at risk.

Start Punky, you risk him finishing the job and totally blowing out his knee, which also blows up the team building strategy which also puts everyone's jobs at risk.

SOFJ.