Content Post JETS SUCK 2021 EDITION (OFFICIAL): THE INSIDIOUS JETE STANK CONSPIRACY

[XLIX]

God has admitted it was his only mistake. His son agrees.

I spent an entire semester studying and debating the question: If God is all powerful, and God is all good, then how come the Jets exist?

 

[captain stone]

Half a league, half a league, Half a league onward, All in the valley of Death Rode the six hundred. “Forward, the Light Brigade! “Charge for the guns!” he said: Into the valley of Death Rode the six hundred. ( It was this point that Lord Tennyson realized the valley was already strewn with the rotting corpses of Jete fans long dead from unrealized dreams. Truly a valley of GREEN STANK)

A toxic gas that burns & destroys the hopes & dreams of all Jete fans inside the deepest, most self-loathing crevices of their souls...Developed in a secret laboratory and manufactued at its facility on Exit 16W NJ.

 

[captain stone]

I spent an entire semester studying and debating the question: If God is all powerful, and God is all good, then how come the Jets exist?

Because Lucifer exists too.

 

[Joker]

AHA!!! Proof that Namath sold his soul....

 

[Tunescribe]

AHA!!! Proof that Namath sold his soul....

 

[Tunescribe]

 

[captain stone]

In that case...

Long live Joe Namath!

 

[PatsFanInVa]

Where's Jetestank79 these days? No news about Football Ellen or her hot mom?

 

[PatsFanInVa]

Ohhhh look...

Deadspin | The biggest problem facing Jets rookie Zach Wilson right now is… his mom

Deadspin | The biggest problem facing Jets rookie Zach Wilson right now is… his mom

deadspin.com

Apparently Football Ellen wanted nothing to do with crazy mom.

 

[Ice_Ice_Brady]

I declare Le‘Veon Bell a Jet for life. We can expect comedy gold from this guy forever. No one better embodies the mercenary moron who plays for them. The comments

 

[Tunescribe]

Where's Jetestank79 these days?

Who cares? Hopefully he took my advice and went playing in traffic -- busy interstate, urban intersection at rush hour, etc.

Ohhhh look...

Deadspin | The biggest problem facing Jets rookie Zach Wilson right now is… his mom

Deadspin | The biggest problem facing Jets rookie Zach Wilson right now is… his mom

deadspin.com

Apparently Football Ellen wanted nothing to do with crazy mom.

 

[Joker]

this poor kid is dead meat...hasn't even taken a snap and his moms has outdone the toe $ucking degenerate fat slob disgrace, Wrecks Cryin...

 

[PatsFanInVa]

I declare Le‘Veon Bell a Jet for life. We can expect comedy gold from this guy forever. No player better represents the mercenary moron who plays for them. The comments

Just wow. Wow wow wow. "All the way up to 2017" damnnnnnnnn. Dude that is 4 years ago.

 

[Tunescribe]

this poor kid is dead meat...hasn't even taken a snap and his moms has outdone the toe $ucking degenerate fat slob disgrace, Wrecks Cryin...

"Poor kid"? He's a PUNK. And his "hot mommy" is a spoiled mouthy b!tch. The Big Apple's smothering embrace awaits.

 

[Ice_Ice_Brady]

"Poor kid"? He's a PUNK. And his "hot mommy" is a spoiled mouthy b!tch. The Big Apple's smothering embrace awaits.

Train wreck incoming.

 

[Joker]

"Poor kid"? He's a PUNK. And his "hot mommy" is a spoiled mouthy b!tch. The Big Apple's smothering embrace awaits.

If I had to make a guess I'd guess you really really despise any and everything Jete....would this be accurate?

 

[Tunescribe]

If I had to make a guess I'd guess you really really despise any and everything Jete....would this be accurate?

Quite the contrary. I am clinically detached and painstakingly objective in my observations of all things Jete. The public service we offer in this thread is too important to be clouded by emotion or any hint of bias. My sole interest is truth in pursuit of the greater good.

 

[Joker]

I sincerely apologize Dr. Tunescribe....my own red rage hatred of the Green Stain has clouded my judgement. I will endeavor to persevere in the future by being as unbiased and detached from utter disgust as is possible for one so ingrained with contempt and derision as I have been the past 50 years.

 

[Tunescribe]

I sincerely apologize Dr. Tunescribe....my own red rage hatred of the Green Stain has clouded my judgement. I will endeavor to persevere in the future by being as unbiased and detached from utter disgust as is possible for one so ingrained with contempt and derision as I have been the past 50 years.

Yes. But keep in mind that objection to the objectionable certainly can be arrived at objectively. It's all a matter of intention -- in this case, abandoning prejudgment in the pursuit of truth. By any rational and dispassionately accurate measure, Jete suckage is an abhorrent blight on humanity.

 

[captain stone]

Who cares? Hopefully he took my advice and went playing in traffic -- busy interstate, urban intersection at rush hour, etc.

I like that one-eye-half-open look...Wonder what she was taking...