MORE ARRESTS, SQUANDERED DRAFT PICKS, LOSER MENTALITY
* Former Jete player Marvin Washington sues U.S. Attorney General Jeff Sessions to decriminalize marijuana.
* Broadcaster Craig Carton, an avowed Jete fan, is arrested by the FBI for perpetrating a Ponzi scheme defrauding people of millions.
* Jete WR Robby Anderson is arrested once again on multiple charges, including harm to a public servant/family, reckless driving, eluding police, and resisting arrest.
* Jete linebacker Dylan Donahue is arrested for DWI after causing a crash driving the wrong way in the Lincoln Tunnel.
* Jete acting CEO Christopher Johnson states the team is not mandated to make the playoffs in 2018.
* Jete send THREE second-round draft picks to the Colts to switch places and move up just three spots in the 2018 draft, from No. 6 to No. 3, ostensibly to draft a quarterback.
* Jete announced reduced pricing for 2018 season tickets -- including 24 different price levels, with and without PSLs.
* During 2018 spring OTAs, Jete players are seen wearing shirts with the lame credo, "Blame Nobody," "Expect Nothing," "Do Something."
* Quarterback Christian Quackenbush, picked 51st overall by the Jete in the second round of the 2016 draft, is traded to the Oakland Raiders for a seventh-round pick. He never saw the field for New Jersey during the regular season in 2016 or 2017 despite being heralded as a top prospect out of Penn State.
* Jete 2018 fourth-round draft pick tight end Chris Herndon is charged with DWI after causing an accident that injures a 76-year-old man.
* The Jete criminal parade continues: Former tight end Kellen Winslow II is arrested on multiple charges including kidnapping and rape.
* Undisciplined Jete players instigate massive brawl with innocent Redskins players at 2018 training camp joint practice.
* Jete lose their best quarterback prior to start of the 2018 season, trading Teddy Bilgewater to the Saints.
* With Jete offensive line in shambles, veteran quarterback Josh McClown announces to the world that rookie QB Dam Darnit is ready for the starting job.
* In true Jete fashion, Darnit's first regular-season pass is intercepted and returned for a touchdown by Detroit. But the Lions quit early and allow visiting New Jersey to win. Led by now-fair weather mascot Fireman Ed, moronic Jete fans in attendance rudely disrespect their hosts by loudly shouting the pointless and obnoxious J-E-T-E chant at game's end.
* Jete lose to the Cleveland Browns, giving the Browns their first win in two years. Dam Darnit interceptions factor into the embarrassing loss. Visiting Jete fans could be heard doing their moronic chant when their team was ahead, only to deservedly leave bitterly disappointed.
* Jete General Manager Mike Maccromagnon says in a media interview halfway through the 2018 campaign that he is looking forward to the off-season.
* Jete fan Christopher Greyshock is charged with DWI after he rear-ends another vehicle following his team's 41-10 beatdown by the Buffalo Bills. He tells police the Jete drove him to drink.
* Darnit is benched after a string of alarmingly regressive performances, team says he has a "sprained foot."
* New York Daily News reporter Manish Mehta writes a scathing assessment of Jete organizational dysfunction, including GM Mike Maccromagnon's abysmal draft record and rift with head coach Odd Blowes.
* Jete linebacker Darron Lee is suspended for violating the league's substance abuse policy, happily missing the season's final four games.
* Moron tight end Eric Tomlinson drops a weight on his foot in the weight room requiring surgery and forcing him to happily miss the season finale vs. New England.
* Head coach Odd Blowes is fined $25,000 by the league for criticizing officials.
* Jete brass stupidly leaks news on eve of the 2018 season finale that Blowes will be fired.
* Jete $72.5 million cornerback Trumaine Johnson is scratched from the lineup for the 2018 season finale for missing a team meeting.
* Blowes is fired a few hours after his team is humiliated by the Patriots, 38-3.
* Jete safety Jamal "Punk" Adams publicly takes a veiled shot at GM Maccromagnon stating that his team's roster lacks talent and that Blowes should not have been fired.
* Iowa State University head football coach Matt Campbell declines Jete request to interview him.
* The Jete inexplicably hire Miami Dolphins losing coach/castoff Adam "Googly Gaze" Gase as head coach. Jete fans express their displeasure via multiple media outlets.
* Observers question Gase's sanity as his eyes bizarrely dart about during introductory press conference.
FRONT-OFFICE DESPERATION, MORAL/ETHICAL BANKRUPTCY, BLATANT AMATEURISM
* The Jete hire as defensive coordinator the well-traveled Gregg Williams, mastermind of the infamous New Orleans Saints "bountygate" scandal for which he was suspended. The NFL still is investigating allegations that Williams ran a similar bounty program during his stint with the Washington Redskins.
* Self-styled social media star Jamal "Punk" Adams, erstwhile Jete safety, injures Patriots mascot in an unstaged tackle during practice at the Pro Bowl. Adams tweets a video of the ill-advised stunt saying it was for all "Patriots haters."
* Vikings free-agent linebacker Anthony Barr backs out of verbal agreement to sign with New Jersey, saying the thought of joining the Jete made him physically ill. He quickly re-ups with Minnesota.
* Jete sign former Steelers running back Leveon "I ate too much in 2018" Belch to overpriced four-year contract after he skipped all of the 2018 season in a contract snit, getting grossly out of shape.
* Jete unveil new uniforms in a beyond lame hour-long live YouTube event staged with dancing cheerleaders, singers and celebrities. The uniform designs (white, green and black versions), which reportedly were five years in process, are best described as generic-looking and unnecessary.
* Levon Belch fails to show up for voluntary mini-camp.
* During an interview with the NFL Network, new Jete draft pick Quinnen "Quinine" Williams sneezes then blesses and thanks himself. (Williams scored 11 out of 50 on the Wonderlic test.)
* Jete co-owner Chris "Dimwit" Johnson fires GM Maccromagnon in mid-May, AFTER the draft and free agency, then inexplicably foists GM duties onto new head coach Googly Gaze. Reports surface that Gaze didn't want to hire defensive coordinator Williams or sign running back Levon Belch.
* Journeyman exec Joe Douglas is hired as Jete General Manager just three months before start of the 2019 season.
* More evidence that being with the Jete drives players to drink and menace society: after pleading guilty to a 2018 DUI charge, tight end Chris Herndon faces a likely suspension to start the 2019 season. Also, former Jete defensive lineman Muhammad Wilkerson is arrested in New York City and charged with DUI on June 1, 2019.
* Levon Belch creates another distraction by calling 911 to report that two women he left naked in his bed to go to the gym stole $1M worth of cash, jewelry and clothing from his Florida home on May 25, 2019. Police promise to investigate once they stop laughing.
* Jete 2019 third-round pick linebacker Jackass ImPolite (Jachai Polite) is cut after amassing more than $100,000 in team fines during training camp. Meanwhile, No. 3 overall pick nose tackle Quinine Williams fails to crack the starting lineup.
* Jete draft gigantic offensive lineman Mekhi “Messy Bacon” Becton in the 2020 draft’s first round. Bacon says, “"I just love the NY griminess, it’s a real tough place."
* Quinine Williams is arrested for packing a pistol at New York’s La Guardia Airport.
* Star safety Jamal “Punk” Adams, the team’s 2017 first-round draft pick (sixth overall), shoots his way out of town in a contract impasse, traded to Seattle.
* Multiple scathing national media reports accuse owner Woody Johnson of racist, misogynistic and corrupt behavior during his tenure as U.S. ambassador to the U.K.
* On July 20, 2020, Jete team officials announce that due to Covid-19, home games will be played to an empty stadium. Players experience no difference in game-day environment.
* Jete cut wide receiver Josh Bellamy after arrest for his role in a $24 million Covid-relief fraud scheme.
* Jete release disgruntled running back Levon Belch, who quickly is signed by the Super Bowl-bound Kansas City Chiefs.
* Jete become the NFL’s first team eliminated from 2020 playoff contention after going 0-10 en route to a franchise-worst 0-13 start and 2-14 record overall.
* Jete fire defensive coordinator Williams after he calls all-out blitz on a Raiders Hail Mary play, losing the game with 5 seconds left and dropping New Jersey to 0-12.
* Jete officially fire Gase, the team’s 21st head coach, on Jan. 3, 2021 – about two weeks after leaking news he was a goner.
* Jete hire 49ers Defensive Coordinator Robert Saleh as head coach on Jan. 14. 2021. Saleh has no experience coaching offense at the college or pro levels.
* Jete trade alleged franchise-saving quarterback Damn Darnit to the Carolina Panthers for draft picks, highest being a second-rounded in 2022.
* Jete currently have the longest active postseason drought in the NFL, last making the playoffs in 2010.
* Because new coach Robert Saleh has difficulty remembering player names, the Jete draft two 2021 rookies named Michael Carter.
* Saleh's Middle Eastern roots earn him the nickname Bim Saleh Bim, also a play on ska-rock band Bim Skala Bim.
* Jete draft yet another supposed franchise-saving rookie quarterback, taking the pubescent Zach Wilson No. 2 overall.
* Wilson is tied to controversial right-wing Twitter posts; New York media fawns over his "hot" mother.
* Saleh admits to media members he forgot he was head coach during a morning organized team activity session.
* Jete TikTok account uploads then deletes video that appears to show a twerking teen-age girl shooting a football from her butt.
* Wilson is asked about his "really hot mom" by NYC radio host on first media day.
* Wilson states wearing a headband indicates his lack of fear, embarrassingly emulating fellow ex-BYU QB Jim McMahon, who was known as the "punky QB."
* Because of his "MILF" mother and McMahon worship, Wilson earns the nickname Punky McMilfson.
* McMilfson offers his mother money to delete her Instagram account because of embarrassing posts, she declines.
* Punky picks jersey No. 2, plays like No. 2.
* Mother of ex-Jete running back Levon Belch's seventh child broadcasts on social media he isn't paying child support.
* Jete cut "the other" Lamar Jackson, a cornerback.
* Reporter asks McMilfson if he was "seeing ghosts" after throwing four interceptions in his first game against the Patriots.
* From 2018-2021 there were six NFL games with one team throwing for no touchdowns and four interceptions, three by the Jete.
* In 2021 the Jete became the third NFL team to lose 12 consecutive games in September.
* The 2021 Jete were the first team since 1966 to allow at least 45 points three times in a four-game span.
* Wrecks Ryan, now working as a broadcaster, complained publicly over being compared to Bim Saleh Bim.
* An NFC team's director of college scouting refers to McMilfson as "Johnny Manziel without the drugs," "rich kid who is an entitled brat."
* Former Jete running back Zac Stacy hides from the police after beating his girlfriend.
* Hot Mommy publicly complains about being told the wrong time for a Jete game kickoff.
* Former Chiefs star wide receiver Tyreek Hill, after signing a free-agent contract with Miami, replies "Who?" when asked if he would've considered playing for the Jete.
* Massive offensive tackle Messy Bacon injures knee in training camp, ruled out for the 2022 season.
* McMilfson ex-girlfriend Abbey Gile hooks up with his old college teammate/Washington Commanders wide receiver Dax Milne, then accuses Punky of sleeping with his mother's best friend.
* Thirty minutes into the first 2022 preseason game, McMilfson suffers a knee injury that shelves him for the first three regular-season games.
* Jete wide receiver/second-round pick Denzel Mims asks to be traded.
More to come … please chime in with your own border-war lowlights.
Remember, folks: "Jets Suck" is not simply about them sucking on the field of play. That almost is peripheral to the true essence of Jete suckage, as bad as they can be between those white lines. They suck first and foremost as an organization devoid of scruples, integrity, honesty, proper hygiene or other remotely redeeming qualities.
