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Content Post JETS SUCK 2021 EDITION (OFFICIAL): THE INSIDIOUS JETE STANK CONSPIRACY

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We all know the ideal time to assert that you’re the alpha male…is when you’re injured and another guy is trying to lead the team.
And eclipsing your feeble attempts before your injury. Now Jete fans be like "we've got our Brady" b/c White is not supposed to be the guy. One more good start and the "we've got our Brady" train leaves the station, dooming Zach to the role of the guy responding to the self-induced pressure... the guy with everything the lose. Meanwhile, Mike White? What is he the guy from the White Stripes? Oh he's the QB, okay, hey he's pretty good... Good ol nothin to prove nothin to lose Mike White.... it's a recipe for a false Brady narrative. Watch this space, the JETE media, and the funny pages.
 
Even da Jete themselves know the Jete Stank lasts for life!


I wonder if the Jets ever talked to the Chiefs about dealing them Marcus Maye. Certainly he would've been an improvement over Sorenson.
 
Yeah, punkys the man in charge of interceptions and all around sucking. . This IS really hilarious, its as if Vacchiano is trying to rehabilitate Punkys image. Maybe Punkys mom promised him something.


SNY NFL Insider Ralph Vacchiano on Zach Wilson taking steps to show, 'he's the man in charge'. He's also begun to make his mark on his fellow Jets draftees. Wide receiver Elijah Moore has taken to calling him, the "general" and 'the leader of this team'.

On top of being the 'man in charge'' hes now General Punk, or just a punk in general

Lost me at "man."
 
Yeah, punkys the man in charge of interceptions and its as if Vacchiano is trying to rehabilitate Punkys image. Maybe Punkys mom promised him something.


SNY NFL Insider Ralph Vacchiano on Zach Wilson taking steps to show, 'he's the man in charge'. He's also begun to make his mark on his fellow Jets draftees. Wide receiver Elijah Moore has taken to calling him, the "general" and 'the leader of this team'.

On top of being the 'man in charge'' hes now General Punk, or just a punk in general

Ralphie's been a tri-state area shill forever... It's digital fishwrap like this that give me reason to Always hate Sewer York.
 
Mike White will start this Sunday, leaving Zach Wilson on the bench to "heal". It lead me to think about the Jets' attempts to develop a QB vs. the Pats who had not needed to develop a QB in the Brady era until now. The Patriots have almost accidentally developed better QBs to be Brady's backup who have then gone on to lead other teams to admittedly limited success than the Jets have to be their franchise cornerstone during Belichick's tenure.

Jets high draft pick QBs
Zach Wilson, 1-5, 63.5 Rating, 1st Round Pick
Sam Darnold, 17-30, 77.1 Rating, 1st Round Pick
Geno Smith, 13-21, 75.7, 2nd Round Pick
Christian Hackenberg, DNP, 2nd Round Pick
Mark Sanchez, 37-36, 73.2 1st Round Pick
Kellen Clemens, 8-13, 63.3 Rating, 2nd Round Pick
Chad Pennington, 44-37, 90.1, 1st Round Pick

Pats backups to Brady who have started more than 10 NFL games
Jimmy Garappolo, 27-12, 97.9, 2nd Round Pick
Jacoby Brissett, 13-23, 83.3, 3rd Round Pick
Brian Hoyer, 16-23, 82.3, UDFA
Matt Cassel, 36-45, 78.5, 7th Round Pick

Obviously Chad Pennington had a fine career, drafted in 2000, same year as Brady, but beyond that the Jets have spent three very high 1st round picks and three second round picks on the position and have not developed a QB better than Jacoby Brissett or Brian Hoyer. Mike White has a very low bar to clear to become the best Jets QB developed since Chad Pennington.
 

Mike White will start this Sunday, leaving Zach Wilson on the bench to "heal".
He threw 4 INTs today, ghost-seeing stats.

He had the standard one decent game to get the Jete fans hopes up, then he crushes them from that point onward.

As the Jets dreams of Mike White emerging like Tom Brady go up in smoke.

He was their last hope
The biggest White massacre since the Battle of Little Bighorn!
 

This was posted before the game LMAO
From that thread:

 
Mike White on his butt after his 4th INT...what is with butts and this stinking franchise?


Well, butts tend to get kind of stinky, right?
 
Well, butts tend to get kind of stinky, right?
I think we have to ask Murk Surcharge..er..Sancheese for his professional opinion. In the meantime, I'd like you to take it easy on JF79, Tunes...after all, his heart throb Milf mutt QB was the best player on the field today for the Jete. He didn't make one mistake standing on the sideline the whole game.
 
By the way, the NY Post has the grades up for the game today...straight F's...heh...will these green stains EVER realize they can't fight their suck?
 
By the way, the NY Post has the grades up for the game today...straight F's...heh...will these green stains EVER realize they can't fight their suck?

I tried to read the article, but somehow clicked over to the article about the woman who lets her husband sleep with her mom and her sister
 
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