Content Post JETS SUCK 2021 EDITION (OFFICIAL): THE INSIDIOUS JETE STANK CONSPIRACY

[Tunescribe]

 

[Patsfan1958]

 

[Bill Lee]

Linsanity lasted a couple of weeks. White Power not so much.

A total fail for White Supremacy!

I gotta say, I haven't laughed this hard in weeks after reading the last page or so of posts.

We are really catching the zeitgeist of Jete Nation!

 

[Bill Lee]

I tried to read the article, but somehow clicked over to the article about the woman who lets her husband sleep with her mom and her sister

Hey, leave Zach's mom and the State of Utah out of this!

 

[jah]

Rex Ryan on Robert Saleh: "Don't ever compare this guy to me"

The Jets got as close as they've ever been to the Super Bowl with Rex Ryan at the helm, making it to two straight AFC Championship games.

profootballtalk.nbcsports.com

He really seems to have forgotten why he's not a coach right now.

 

[captain stone]

I think we have to ask Murk Surcharge..er..Sancheese for his professional opinion...

One of the networks actually cuts this dude a check for his on-air "expertise"... Might as well give Bill's dog Nike a gig too...

 

[captain stone]

III haaate Sewer York...do de-do-do-do-dooo...

 

[captain stone]

Rex Ryan on Robert Saleh: "Don't ever compare this guy to me"

The Jets got as close as they've ever been to the Super Bowl with Rex Ryan at the helm, making it to two straight AFC Championship games.

profootballtalk.nbcsports.com

He really seems to have forgotten why he's not a coach right now.

Wrecks Cryin : Clown.

 

[reflexblue]

Bills secondary gleeful at Jets’ expense: ‘Thank you, Mike White’

There were no chants for Mike White this week, but there was appreciation — from the other team.

nypost.com

He threw 4 INTs today, ghost-seeing stats.

He had the standard one decent game to get the Jete fans hopes up, then he crushes them from that point onward.


The biggest White massacre since the Battle of Little Bighorn!

Punky saw those ints and in a jealous fit said.... 'wait, throwing interceptions is my job"

 

[reflexblue]

Wrecks Cryin : Clown.

We won't mistake salad for crying wrecks. Salad takes care of himself and seems like a decent guy whos in over his head. Wrecks is a disgusting, big mouth, toe sucking bloated slob

 

[Hammer of Thor]

“I’m not surprised by him. He’s always got something to say,” Saleh said.

Robert Saleh on Rex Ryan: He knows where to find me, he's always got something to say - ProFootballTalk

 

[Bill Lee]

“I’m not surprised by him. He’s always got something to say,” Saleh said.

Robert Saleh on Rex Ryan: He knows where to find me, he's always got something to say - ProFootballTalk

Based on this:

Rex Ryan on Robert Saleh: "Don't ever compare this guy to me"

The Jets got as close as they've ever been to the Super Bowl with Rex Ryan at the helm, making it to two straight AFC Championship games.

profootballtalk.nbcsports.com

Over the last four games, the Jets have surrendered 175 points, two short of the worst four-game stretch since the merger.​

Poor Jete fans, if they had only let in one more FG they would have set the record!

Looks like Rex had something to say:

“This guy was supposed to be a defensive guru,” Ryan said. “I heard everything and I take it personal on this one. Everything I’ve heard about was, well this guy’s a lot like myself, but without the bad part. Yeah, well some of the bad part you need because this team doesn’t play with any damn heart. That’s the thing that’s disappointing to me. Don’t ever compare this guy to me, this Robert Saleh to me.”​

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“Four out of five years the 49ers were dead last in their division,” Ryan said. “So he’s going to be dead last again, so he’s used to that. So to me, I’m a little pissed off about it that this guy, his background’s a lot like yours. No it isn’t, no it isn’t. . . . Quit trying to tell the New York fan base that he’s going to be like me as a defensive-minded guy or whatever. I had a clue how to handle a rookie quarterback. I also never got my butt kicked like this in a four-game stretch ever. . . . Never made excuse and never put a product out there like this.”​

Can't argue with him.

The article is all over the place though. It seems like PFT is suggesting they fire Douglas and hire Rex back. Great, more suckage!

 

[slam]

Joe Flacco came in for mop up duty and threw a TD. That means that Zach Wilson now has the 4th best passer rating among players on his own team. Luckily, no WR or HB has thrown a pass as of yet.

Flacco 158.3
Johnson 99.7
White 75.1
Wilson 63.5

 

[Ice_Ice_Brady]

Joe Flacco came in for mop up duty and threw a TD. That means that Zach Wilson now has the 4th best passer rating among players on his own team. Luckily, no WR or HB has thrown a pass as of yet.

Flacco 158.3
Johnson 99.7
White 75.1
Wilson 63.5

Why not stick with Josh Johnson? Pisses me off because this guy has tried for a decade to play in the league, finally does, and throws 3 TDs. Then they go out and get the most boring, uninspiring loser QB in Flacco for a pointless garbage time drive.

They suck so bad, they screwed up the only situation where someone might pull for a Jets player.

 

[Tunescribe]

Why not stick with Josh Johnson? Pisses me off because this guy has tried for a decade to play in the league, finally does, and throws 3 TDs. Then they go out and get the most boring, uninspiring loser QB in Flacco for a pointless garbage time drive.

They suck so bad, they screwed up the only situation where someone might pull for a Jets player.

Signing Flaccid made no sense. They already had Joshin' Johnson and Caucasian, with Punky returning soon. It's not like they needed an experienced veteran to assist with a stretch run to the playoffs.

 

[PatsFanInVa]

Based on this:

Rex Ryan on Robert Saleh: "Don't ever compare this guy to me"

The Jets got as close as they've ever been to the Super Bowl with Rex Ryan at the helm, making it to two straight AFC Championship games.

profootballtalk.nbcsports.com

Over the last four games, the Jets have surrendered 175 points, two short of the worst four-game stretch since the merger.​

Poor Jete fans, if they had only let in one more FG they would have set the record!

Looks like Rex had something to say:

“This guy was supposed to be a defensive guru,” Ryan said. “I heard everything and I take it personal on this one. Everything I’ve heard about was, well this guy’s a lot like myself, but without the bad part. Yeah, well some of the bad part you need because this team doesn’t play with any damn heart. That’s the thing that’s disappointing to me. Don’t ever compare this guy to me, this Robert Saleh to me.”​

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“Four out of five years the 49ers were dead last in their division,” Ryan said. “So he’s going to be dead last again, so he’s used to that. So to me, I’m a little pissed off about it that this guy, his background’s a lot like yours. No it isn’t, no it isn’t. . . . Quit trying to tell the New York fan base that he’s going to be like me as a defensive-minded guy or whatever. I had a clue how to handle a rookie quarterback. I also never got my butt kicked like this in a four-game stretch ever. . . . Never made excuse and never put a product out there like this.”​

Can't argue with him.

The article is all over the place though. It seems like PFT is suggesting they fire Douglas and hire Rex back. Great, more suckage!

So basically, it's a version of the JETE that can't even get a goddam snack.

 

[PATSYLICIOUS]

Not sure if it’s been mentioned, but the jets have given up more points over the last 4 games than the 2000 ravens gave up in a 16 game season

 

[BTTA]

I tried to read the article, but somehow clicked over to the article about the woman who lets her husband sleep with her mom and her sister

No, you were reading the right article. Its just a two part series on the Jets.

This will make us all smile:

 

[reflexblue]

The latest jetes jet, it has crashing and burning sounds just like the real team. Jest fans get yours today

 

[Bill Lee]

Perfect! It's short, fat and needs six other Jets to get off the ground!