Content Post JETS SUCK 2021 EDITION (OFFICIAL): THE INSIDIOUS JETE STANK CONSPIRACY

[Tony2046]

Excuses for?.. having the best rookie QB?

Is Hacklessburg still on the roster?

 

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[Actual Pats Fan]

I never looked at this thread before but in the preview you questioned the Super Bowl III Championship. If you are old enough and were an AFL fan then you would think of that game with higher regard. It's my favorite non Pats game. Just an amazing day.

Yeah, I mean I hate them but Namath was a bonifide superstar, and from what I've heard a nice person. I didn't see the game but he kept us out of SBI fair and square. SBIII is legit. And Shula sucks.

 

[Actual Pats Fan]

Zach and his agents wanted no offsets.

Joe said no.

Zach could have spent all season sitting out. Seems JD wasn't going to budge.

After hearing what the holdup was all about, I'm happy JD put the kid and his agents in their place.

Zach needs to know who's boss. Maybe now he'll realize he's lucky to be playing for the greatest organization in all of sports.

I don't hate you guys nearly as much as I loathe the Fraiders and Pliants, and I have nothing but sympathy (and, sadly, empathy) for your logo and uniform destruction.

 

[JetFan79]

I don't hate you guys nearly as much as I loathe the Fraiders and Pliants, and I have nothing but sympathy (and, sadly, empathy) for your logo and uniform destruction.

I don't mind it. I mean I'd prefer to just go back to the 60s style and never have a thought about uniforms again, but there are a lot of folks who really care about uniforms and being trendy.

So I try to ignore it as much as possible.

 

[Actual Pats Fan]

I don't mind it. I mean I'd prefer to just go back to the 60s style and never have a thought about uniforms again, but there are a lot of folks who really care about uniforms and being trendy.

So I try to ignore it as much as possible.

Good attitude.

There are also a lot of folks who really care about flags and burning the American one.

 

[JetFan79]

Good attitude.

There are also a lot of folks who really care about flags and burning the American one.

Thanks. Odd transition, but yeah I suppose so.

 

[Gumby]

Cool pictorial overview of repetitious pathetic Jete misery.

 

[reflexblue]

Excuses for?.. having the best rookie QB?

Alright drop the pipe and back away from the key board, you've killed enough brains cells for one day.

 

[Tunescribe]

SBIII is legit.

Legit what? It was a post-season exhibition game, nothing more.

Good attitude.

Interesting take: can an intrinsically masochistic Jete-swab actually have a "good attitude"? I'll have to research that.

 

[Joker]

Only a total moron would attempt to burn a Jete flag...first off, being soaked in that Jersey swamp mix of petrochemicals , any ignition of said flag would lead to a cataclysmic explosion not seen since the Tunguska explosion in 1908 Siberia....then again, after another Chosin death march season, the green stool gobblers would probably welcome an event such as this...

 

[BTTA]

Yeah, I mean I hate them but Namath was a bonifide superstar, and from what I've heard a nice person. I didn't see the game but he kept us out of SBI fair and square. SBIII is legit. And Shula sucks.

Namath was a 20 seconds of fame media creation with a mediocre career and record.

 

[PatsFanInVa]

Namath was a 20 seconds of fame media creation with a mediocre career and record.

He really wasn't good. He rode the wave for a season or two, and was a huge hit in the press. You can't compare across eras I hear, but I mean, you can compare whether he could put his team on his back and win. You can compare, did he have the work ethic after things went well in what became known as SBIII to get back and win another. You can compare whether he was a partier or a worker. They weren't "the greats" yet. They weren't trying to be. They were just happy to be making a life out of playing a game. Good on 'em, if I were a Joe Willie I'd be the same way. But don't you dare compare them to the real titans of the game who never cease getting better. He was a college kid that kept being good enough that he could pretend he was still in college, and that was in step with his times enough to be on the cover of magazines back when we still read those.

 

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[Actual Pats Fan]

I get that this is a Jet hate thread, and I am fully qualified to post on it.

But I'm not into reality denial or revisionist history. Namath was a star, busted his ass and got the sh*t beat out of him. His social life was highly publicized and he did nothing to discourage that. In the sixties he beat us in two huge, essentially everything on the line games, just like Eli. It is what it is.

 

[Tunescribe]

I get that this is a Jet hate thread, and I am fully qualified to post on it.

But I'm not into reality denial or revisionist history. Namath was a star, busted his ass and got the sh*t beat out of him. His social life was highly publicized and he did nothing to discourage that. In the sixties he beat us in two huge, essentially everything on the line games, just like Eli. It is what it is.

This is NOT a "hate" thread, it is a COMMUNITY SERVICE thread. And of course you are fully qualified to post in it.

As for Namath: a solid case can be made for his celebrity star power blurring the lines with his on-field performance in how he was/is regarded as a Hall of Fame quarterback. Except for one bright spot in 1968-'69 his football career overall was pretty average.

 

[Joker]

I met Joe once in Ft Lauderdale....in a club called Art Stock's Playpen off A1A...he had a blond bimbette on both arms and was wearing a full length chinchilla...in South Florida!. He was drinking champagne and whiskey sours....had to be '72 or '73

 

[Tunescribe]

I met Joe once in Ft Lauderdale....in a club called Art Stock's Playpen off A1A...he had a blond bimbette on both arms and was wearing a full length chinchilla...in South Florida!. He was drinking champagne and whiskey sours....had to be '72 or '73

Undeniably he was a terrible actor. And who can forget this nonsense:

 

[PatsFanInVa]

Undeniably he was a terrible actor. And who can forget this nonsense:

This only proves once again our need for a facepalm emoji.

 

[PatsFanInVa]

Le'Veon works at a grocery store,
washed up before he hit 30
Mama Bell said "Le'veon call the Jets"
He said they'd make Andy Reid feel dirty.

And you thought that the messiah was a guy named Hack (Hack Hack Hack Hack Hack)
you oughtta know by now
Who needs a house out in Hackensack,
If that's all you get for your money

And it seems such a waste of time
Not to mention a lack of goals
Moving up? I'm lucky when I'm
Moving Bowles

I'm moving Bowles
Moving Bowles
I'm moving Bowles

Robert Saleh seems like a nice guy
But someone should tell him in candor
He needs to look into the bourbon and rye,
Good for the Gase, good for the gander

And he'll be linked forever to this little puke named Zack Zack Zack Zack
You oughta know by now
Rookie messiahs on tenure track
And fans with delusions of grandeur

And it seems such a waste of time
Not to mention a lack of goals
Moving up? I'm lucky when I'm
Moving Bowles

You should never argue with a new Jets quarterback ack ack ack
You oughta know by now
If you see Geno Smith, that's your future Zack
Try hard not to spend all the money

And it seems such a waste of time
Not to mention a lack of goals
Moving up? I'm lucky when I'm
Moving Bowles