Content Post JETS SUCK 2021 EDITION (OFFICIAL): THE INSIDIOUS JETE STANK CONSPIRACY

[reflexblue]

Yep, building on swamp land, SOFJ...

 

[StockingAnarchyNumber12]

Is it true the jets have never won 12 games?

 

[JetFan79]

Is it true the jets have never won 12 games?

In the last decade total?

Yeah, sure we have.

I think.

 

[Ice_Ice_Brady]

The only time they won 12 games was 1998 with Parcells/Testaverde. Think about that...the greatest Jets team most Jets fans have been alive to see...led by Vinny Testaverde.

 

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The only time they won 12 games was 1998 with Parcells/Testaverde. Think about that...the greatest Jets team most Jets fans have been alive to see...led by Vinny Testaverde.

Urban Dictionary: Testaverde

Testaverde: Throwing an interception in a football game.

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TOP DEFINITION
Testaverde

Throwing an interception in a football game.
Look, he just pulled a Testaverde!

 

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[StockingAnarchyNumber12]

The only time they won 12 games was 1998 with Parcells/Testaverde. Think about that...the greatest Jets team most Jets fans have been alive to see...led by Vinny Testaverde.

I don't buy it. No way the Jete could win 12 games..... unless they embarrassed themselves come playoffs.

 

[Joker]

Look...Numbnuts...direct quote..."Rich Kotite is the rock of Gibraltar..." Jete GM after Kotite stepped down....Numbnuts, YOU are THIS....THIS is true Jete...enjoy "Milfy McMilfson Does Broadsway" this season...as the end of this clip states.."but then again, it IS the Jets.."...it sure is...same as it ever was...

 

[Ice_Ice_Brady]

I don't buy it. No way the Jete could win 12 games..... unless they embarrassed themselves come playoffs.

Here ya go.

AFC Championship - New York Jets at Denver Broncos - January 17th, 1999 | Pro-Football-Reference.com

New York Jets 10 at Denver Broncos 23 on January 17th, 1999 - Full team and player stats and box score

www.pro-football-reference.com

 

[PatsFanInVa]

That was back when they had this WWE storyline with Tuna Bowl and shlitz. Ol' I-Loves-Me-Some-Tuna-Curtis-Martin. I'm all like "How can we ever win anything without some big name running back everybody says you need triplets, one of everything..."

I remember thinking so many fads were the thing we had to do to finally win something, turned out you just needed a guy who looked at what he had on the shelf, stopped whining about groceries, threw it in the blender with Tom Brady, and everything was fine.

 

[jimnance]

I'm sure you're happy. Now both you and Zach are stuck in the basement.

No he's stuck in the basement because
like your average jete fan, he weighs north of 500lbs and cant fit thru any doors.

 

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Poor Punky McMilfson is, as Joe Namath would say, strug-a-ling ...

Jets Training Camp observations: Zach Wilson's struggles, early standouts and more

With a good chunk of training camp gone, here are some observations early on at One Jets Drive.

sports.yahoo.com

" ... his reaction time is slow. It very much looks like he’s thinking too much and holding the ball a bit too long, or is just indecisive with his throws. That’ll change, and as he gets more comfortable, he’ll look better. But it might not happen quickly, and this summer could be the precursor to a very bumpy year."

 

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The fetid green snowball keeps a rollin' downhill ... The Jete not having a capable veteran QB in camp is nothing short of football malpractice.

Zach Wilson's early struggles with the New York Jets create concern | FOX Sports

Zach Wilson is struggling early with the New York Jets. His head coach defended him, but Colin Cowherd isn't sold.

www.foxsports.com

Wilson ended the up-and-down practice with seven consecutive incomplete passes, according to ESPN's Rich Cimini.

Monday's session came after the quarterback floundered during an intrasquad scrimmage Saturday night. During the scrimmage, Wilson reportedly went 11-for-24 for 112 yards and two interceptions. He was on the field for seven drives, which resulted in three points, two picks and four punts from New York's offense.

 

[reflexblue]

The fetid green snowball keeps a rollin' downhill ... The Jete not having a capable veteran QB in camp is nothing short of football malpractice.

Zach Wilson's early struggles with the New York Jets create concern | FOX Sports

Zach Wilson is struggling early with the New York Jets. His head coach defended him, but Colin Cowherd isn't sold.

www.foxsports.com

Wilson ended the up-and-down practice with seven consecutive incomplete passes, according to ESPN's Rich Cimini.

Monday's session came after the quarterback floundered during an intrasquad scrimmage Saturday night. During the scrimmage, Wilson reportedly went 11-for-24 for 112 yards and two interceptions. He was on the field for seven drives, which resulted in three points, two picks and four punts from New York's offense.

The JEST blow another high draft pick, and continue to SUCK for all eternity.

 

[Patsfan1958]

"The DraftKings sportsbook has taken a best for the bizarrely specific amount of $2,751.03 on the Jets to win the AFC Championship. If it happens, the bettor gets $209,078.28."

 

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"The DraftKings sportsbook has taken a best for the bizarrely specific amount of $2,751.03 on the Jets to win the AFC Championship. If it happens, the bettor gets $209,078.28."

Perhaps this bettor is playing the long-term odds. If he places the same bet each year for the next 75 years, he stands a chance of breaking even. With luck, that is.

 

[XLIX]

Perhaps this bettor is playing the long-term odds. If he places the same bet each year for the next 75 years, he stands a chance of breaking even. With luck, that is.

But what if he has been already playing that same bet for 50 years now?

 

[Joker]

why would the JETE need a veteran QB to back up McMilfson and Moms? After all, the Zachster is the REAL Damndumb Darnit, Murk Surcharge and Browning Bagel all rolled into one screeching hysterical mommymilf's little spoiled brat....THIS TIME FOR SURE!!!!

 

[Tunescribe]

But what if he has been already playing that same bet for 50 years now?

Then he's a moron (a/k/a average Jete fan). Also likely elderly on his way to the poor house.