Content Post JETS SUCK 2021 EDITION (OFFICIAL): THE INSIDIOUS JETE STANK CONSPIRACY

[JetFan79]

How can RT be any weaker than LT, where your stupid oaf Messy Bacon hasn't exactly set the world on fire.

Or....

Becton ranked 6th best tackle

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[Ice_Ice_Brady]

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Becton ranked 6th best tackle

forums.jetnation.com

Mmm hmmmm…he didn’t grade anywhere close to the 6th best tackle. One of the few players on these ESPN lists where there’s outright activism and future projection, rather than actual performance. How many times have we seen a Jets player ranked on what he’s gunna do instead of what he does?

Also, some moron ranked him second, screwing with the ranking. Hmmm…an AFC scout….I wonder which team that could be….

The 6-foot-7 Becton's blocking numbers weren't eye-popping last season. His 83.8% pass block win rate ranked 49th among tackles, but he battled through a chest injury as a rookie, and the Jets were a bad team. He ranked 16th in run block win rate (76%).

 

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Becton ranked 6th best tackle

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[Bill Lee]

Only in a Jete fan's mind is signing a 30 year old cast off from the WFT / WTF team in the deepest darkest part of the off season a reason to be optimistic.

 

[Joker]

Good God...it just hit me...again....these Jete SUCK...suck bad...a perpetual whirlpool of fecal frothing suckage...is it possible they are a GREEN HOLE?

 

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Punky McMilfson is dragging his feet signing a contract. Could Hot Mommy be agitating behind the scenes?

What’s holding up Zach Wilson signing his rookie contract?

The former BYU star and current New York Jet is one of two quarterbacks taken in the first round of the 2021 NFL draft, along with San Francisco’s Trey Lance, who has yet to sign his rookie contract.

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[Tony2046]

Punky McMilfson is dragging his feet signing a contract. Could Hot Mommy be agitating behind the scenes?

What’s holding up Zach Wilson signing his rookie contract?

The former BYU star and current New York Jet is one of two quarterbacks taken in the first round of the 2021 NFL draft, along with San Francisco’s Trey Lance, who has yet to sign his rookie contract.

www.deseret.com

Never hook up with a woman that has crazy eyes. Never. The Jete are in for another wild ride.

 

[reflexblue]

Never hook with a woman that has crazy eyes. Never. The Jete are in for another wild ride.

Oh yeah, she's got I'm going to boil woody johnsons rabbit kind of eyes, if he doesn't pay my son.

 

[Joker]

getcha popcorn here...hot buttered popcorn here...watch the green train wreck as it careens of the tracks YET AGAIN in 2012.

 

[Ice_Ice_Brady]

Never hook up with a woman that has crazy eyes. Never. The Jete are in for another wild ride.

Basically, never hire anyone with crazy eyes.

 

[reflexblue]

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Becton ranked 6th best tackle

forums.jetnation.com

Sixth best rated tackle....Stats are for Losers

 

[JetFan79]

Six best rated tackle....States are for Losers

So you're against states' rights? Not very American.

 

[reflexblue]

So you're against states' rights? Not very American.

thnk you jete fan, if PFinV saw that i'd be in trouble.

 

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More Hot Mommy drama! Watch the linked video, this stuff is hilarious. She thinks she's some sort of Instagram women's savior.

Zach Wilson’s mom: Jets QB tried paying me to leave Instagram

Jets quarterback Zach Wilson has begged his mom to shut down her Instagram account with more than 31,000 followers, but Lisa Wilson says she can “take the heat.” In a video posted Friday, the rooki…

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[Ice_Ice_Brady]

More Hot Mommy drama! Watch the linked video, this stuff is hilarious. She thinks she's some sort of Instagram women's savior.

Zach Wilson’s mom: Jets QB tried paying me to leave Instagram

Jets quarterback Zach Wilson has begged his mom to shut down her Instagram account with more than 31,000 followers, but Lisa Wilson says she can “take the heat.” In a video posted Friday, the rooki…

nypost.com

A new reality show is coming: Busts: The Wilson Family Does NYC

 

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A new reality show is coming: Busts: The Wilson Family Does NYC

This woman is a great addition to the Jete circus. My understanding is Mormons are traditionally strait-laced but Hot Mommy has a very foul mouth.

Editors at the New York Post know a hot commodity when they see one. Here's more:

Zach Wilson’s mom Lisa lashes out at ‘d–ks’ who stole purse at daughter’s wedding

Zach Wilson’s mom Lisa sent a cuss-filled PSA to whoever stole her purse at a wedding she helped plan for her daughter.

nypost.com

Zach Wilson’s mom calls Jets QB a ‘savage’ in New York sendoff photo

Zach Wilson’s family officially said goodbye to the new Jets quarterback, who jetted off to New York this week.

nypost.com

 

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Q: What is th difference between a bucket of sh!t and a Jete fan?
A: The bucket.

Q: How do you neuter a Jete fan?
A: Kick his sister in the chin.

Q: What's the best way to teach your dog to roll over and play dead?
A: Have him watch a couple Jete games.

Q: What should you do if you find three Jete fans buried up to their neck in cement?
A: Get more cement.

Q: How do you know the New York State Police are seriously enforcing the speed limits into New York City?
A: For the first offense, they give you two Jete tickets. If you get stopped a second time, they make you use them.

Q: What did the Jete fan say after his team won the Super Bowl?
A: "d%#*!@t mom, why'd you wake me up?"

Q: What's the difference between the Jete and cigarettes?
A: Bill Belichick doesn't smoke cigarettes.

Q: What do the Jete and the U.S. Postal Service have in common?
A: Neither deliver on Sundays.

Q: How many Jete players does it take to change a tire?
A: One, unless it's a blowout, in which case they all show up.

Q. How did the Jete fan die from drinking milk?
A. The cow fell on him.

Q: Why do Jete fans keep their season tickets on their dashboards?
A: So they can park in handicap spaces.

 

[Bill Lee]

Q: What is th difference between a bucket of sh!t and a Jete fan?
A: The bucket.

Q: How do you neuter a Jete fan?
A: Kick his sister in the mouth.

Q: What's the best way to teach your dog to roll over and play dead?
A: Have him watch a couple Jete games.

Q: What should you do if you find three Jete fans buried up to their neck in cement?
A: Get more cement.

Q: How do you know the New York State Police are seriously enforcing the speed limits into New York City?
A: For the first offense, they give you two Jete tickets. If you get stopped a second time, they make you use them.

Q: What did the Jete fan say after his team won the Super Bowl?
A: "d%#*!@t mom, why'd you wake me up?"

Q: What's the difference between the Jete and cigarettes?
A: Bill Belichick doesn't smoke cigarettes.

Q: What do the Jete and the U.S. Postal Service have in common?
A: Neither deliver on Sundays.

Q: How many Jete players does it take to change a tire?
A: One, unless it's a blowout, in which case they all show up.

Q. How did the Jete fan die from drinking milk?
A. The cow fell on him.

Q: Why do Jete fans keep their season tickets on their dashboards?
A: So they can park in handicap spaces.

Q: How come Jesus wasn't born a Jete fan?
A: They couldn't find three wise men or a virgin who were Jete fans.

 

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Q: How come Jesus wasn't born a Jete fan?
A: They couldn't find three wise men or a virgin who were Jete fans.

The wise men, yes, but I would wager a high percentage of Jete fans never have been laid. A more accurate answer would be:

 

[BTTA]

“I’m going to give it everything I have,” Wilson said on NFL Network after he was drafted. “There’s not another team I’d want to play for besides the Jets. We’re going to be a special team. We’re going for the Super Bowl.”

Just putting this out there as fuel for the fire.