Content Post JETS SUCK 2021 EDITION (OFFICIAL): THE INSIDIOUS JETE STANK CONSPIRACY

[PatsFanInVa]

The girl is gorgeous, the video hilarious, and the stupid Jete made a bad PR move deleting it. That vid should be on their pregame stadium big board.

That's somebody's daughter ya perv.

Zach Wilson's mother on the other hand.... well I assume she is too but she's someone's mom. And it's MOTHER'S DAY!!!

https://nypost.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2021/04/wilson_mom.jpg?quality=90&strip=all&w=567

 

[PatsFanInVa]

This just made my day.

Glorious JETE tears already... after drafting second in the draft! MUAHAHAHAHA!!!

So they've got the second coming of Jim McMahon, which just gave us "Tom Brady 2.0"... the caption's words, not mine... I'm taking that deal every time, especially because McMahon doesn't win anything without an all-world running-back and a defense still talked about in reverent tones and named for the year in which they won their ring. Singular.

I think the JETE tradition of always hating their own picks isn't so much the certainty that their picks will suck because of any actual player evaluation chops among the fans... it's more that they know that whoever they pick will be the wrong choice. It's the voice of experience.

 

[Bill Lee]

Glorious JETE tears already... after drafting second in the draft! MUAHAHAHAHA!!!

So they've got the second coming of Jim McMahon, which just gave us "Tom Brady 2.0"... the caption's words, not mine... I'm taking that deal every time, especially because McMahon doesn't win anything without an all-world running-back and a defense still talked about in reverent tones and named for the year in which they won their ring. Singular.

I think the JETE tradition of always hating their own picks isn't so much the certainty that their picks will suck because of any actual player evaluation chops among the fans... it's more that they know that whoever they pick will be the wrong choice. It's the voice of experience.

They're gonna be especially salty if/when Wilson fails because the Jete had TWO chances to take Jones away from us.

Yet 3 years from now and they don't want his 5th year option and they dump him, they're going to brag about how they got draft picks and have no recognition that they just spent another 3 years winning nothing?

Don't think a #2 overall pick can crash and burn? Two words: Mitch Trubisky.

 

[Tunescribe]

That's somebody's daughter ya perv.

Zach Wilson's mother on the other hand.... well I assume she is too but she's someone's mom. And it's MOTHER'S DAY!!!

https://nypost.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2021/04/wilson_mom.jpg?quality=90&strip=all&w=567

What is pervy about calling "somebody's daughter" gorgeous? As for Punky McWilson's mother, well, she's MARRIED.

 

[Bill Lee]

What is pervy about calling "somebody's daughter" gorgeous? As for Punky McWilson's mother, well, she's MARRIED.

One of my friends prefers dating married women, they don't insist on spending the night and keeping a toothbrush at your place.

 

[Tunescribe]

One of my friends prefers dating married women, they don't insist on spending the night and keeping a toothbrush at your place.

But if they don't spend the night they can't prepare breakfast.

 

[captain stone]

One of them goes by Michael Carter II, so Mina Kimes started referring to them as "Number One" and "Number Two"!

Hey ya gotta look out for #1; but...

 

[captain stone]

In the photo with his helmet off, Wilson looks like he tried to dress up as Jim McMahon for Halloween, but didn't get any help from his parents.

His mom was probably busy...

 

[captain stone]

Craig Carton's favorite day in the NFL calendar:

There's at least two jokes in there somewhere...

 

[PatsFanInVa]

What is pervy about calling "somebody's daughter" gorgeous? As for Punky McWilson's mother, well, she's MARRIED.

My tastes run to the mature, I must confess. And the legal, I hasten to add. Frankly at this point I gawk at a 30-year-old woman and it feels like cradle-robbing.

 

[Bill Lee]

My tastes run to the mature, I must confess. And the legal, I hasten to add. Frankly at this point I gawk at a 30-year-old woman and it feels like cradle-robbing.

The cradle will rock, and I say ROCK ON!





(hmm, over 40 years ago, mebbe we are getting to be decrepit geezers after all?)

 

[Tunescribe]

My tastes run to the mature, I must confess. And the legal, I hasten to add. Frankly at this point I gawk at a 30-year-old woman and it feels like cradle-robbing.

The football butt-shooter is 19 (legal); I will add that my appreciation is more esthetic than prurient. Yeah, that's it.

 

[PatsFanInVa]

The football butt-shooter is 19 (legal); I will add that my appreciation is more esthetic than prurient. Yeah, that's it.

ok if 19 she's aesthetically I dunno okay if sculpted into a statue in a greek dress implying something to do w/the princess Nausica. Still young af but it's cool.

 

[Tunescribe]

 

[PatsFanInVa]

The cradle will rock, and I say ROCK ON!



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(hmm, over 40 years ago, mebbe we are getting to be decrepit geezers after all?)

So I thought this might be a sexy video that causes me to challenge my I-card-30 standard, and then realized you were saying rock on to the guys in the band. I honor your choices.

 

[Bill Lee]

Jets paid big price to trade up for Alijah Vera-Tucker

After the Jets traded up in the first round to select guard Alijah Vera-Tucker, General Manager Joe Douglas called it a unique opportunity to get a very good prospect.

profootballtalk.nbcsports.com

In short, it says the Jete overpaid to move up and should not have included #66 in the move up to take an OT:

Whatever prospect the Jets might have taken at No. 66, the absence of that player is what the Jets overpaid by.

The Vikings took Texas A&M quarterback Kellen Mond at No. 66. It’s unlikely the Jets would have taken him, but lots of good offensive line prospects, like Michigan’s Jalen Mayfield and BYU’s Brady Christensen, were still there at No. 66. The Jets want to build a good offensive line in front of rookie quarterback Zach Wilson, and that’s smart. But they might have built a better offensive line by staying put and drafting two offensive linemen, rather than trading up and targeting one specific offensive lineman, Vera-Tucker.

I think this is why we trade down far more than we trade up: given how you can't know how players will develop, you're better off with two bites of the apple rather than one. Of course we too traded up, but that's because our roster was pretty full after the free agent splurge and 7-9 record as opposed to da Jete's 2-14 record.

Some decent points on how draft picks are now valued relative to the days of the Johnson draft pick value chart:

The Jimmy Johnson chart, however, is outdated. It stems from a time before the salary cap and before the current rookie wage scale, which fundamentally changed the value of draft picks. And it also stems from a time when other teams hadn’t done enough research into the value of draft picks, which is how Johnson was able to fleece so many teams with trades that helped the Cowboys build a three-time Super Bowl winner in the 1990s.

More recently, teams have begun to re-assess the draft charts, and most teams are using a chart more similar to the one developed by OverTheCap.com. On that chart, the Jets gave up 3,031 points to get back 2,148 points. The Jets massively overpaid.

Bottom line, that OL better be good, better than what they could have had with #23 and #66. All things being equal, I'm gonna say the SOFJ messed this one up.

 

[Tunescribe]

Great insight!

"There is a lot of hype surrounding this kid, but in reality, he only looks like a glorified high school quarterback who excels at sandlot football."

Kelly excoriated Wilson in a recent scouting report, among other things calling him a "surefire bust," a "manufactured quarterback" and one who will be an "interception machine" in the NFL.

Former NFL scout rips BYU's Zach Wilson in scouting report: 'Surefire bust. He will get everybody fired' | Sporting News

www.sportingnews.com

 

[Bill Lee]

Great insight!

"There is a lot of hype surrounding this kid, but in reality, he only looks like a glorified high school quarterback who excels at sandlot football."

Kelly excoriated Wilson in a recent scouting report, among other things calling him a "surefire bust," a "manufactured quarterback" and one who will be an "interception machine" in the NFL.

Former NFL scout rips BYU's Zach Wilson in scouting report: 'Surefire bust. He will get everybody fired' | Sporting News

www.sportingnews.com

Seems the term "big busts" can be used for both mom and son...

 

[Joker]

Great insight!

"There is a lot of hype surrounding this kid, but in reality, he only looks like a glorified high school quarterback who excels at sandlot football."

Kelly excoriated Wilson in a recent scouting report, among other things calling him a "surefire bust," a "manufactured quarterback" and one who will be an "interception machine" in the NFL.

Former NFL scout rips BYU's Zach Wilson in scouting report: 'Surefire bust. He will get everybody fired' | Sporting News

www.sportingnews.com

 

[Tunescribe]

Seems the term "big busts" can be used for both mom and son...

NFL scout: "What a bust!"
Mrs. Wilson (blushing): "Gosh, thank you!"
NFL scout: "Huh? I was talking about your kid."