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  1. shmessy

    shmessy . PatsFans.com Supporter

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    Joy. Pure joy!

    Newsflash everybody: We Won.

    Enjoy watching this guy continually poke his fingers into the electric wall socket that is the Patriots!

    How could anyone NOT relish this!!!

    As I said before, if he or Cliff Kellerman didn’t exist, we’d have to invent them!



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    Nikolai Football Atheist PatsFans.com Supporter Weekly Picks Winner

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    Were it not for this forum, I wouldn't know him or some of these other guys.
     
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    me neither.

    Some of the fans on this board have rabbit ears.

    For homework, they should look at pics and video of the ring ceremony and come back to this board and help us understand why Kellerman, Parker and every other Pats basher's brainless soundbite matters.
     
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    Your welcome!

    Tasting the tears of the haters is one of sports’ greatest pleasures.

    It is a very rare and fine wine to be enjoyed only by the few dynasties who have overcome the slings and arrows of the jealous.

    A gourmet feast. Enjoy!
     
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    It’s explained in the previous post.

    Remember “You Mad Bro?”. It’s what makes Richard Sherman’s “ Stank-face” reaction to Butlers interception so much more delicious than Russell Wilson’s.

    It’s why talking about Freddie Mitchell or Anthony Smith, Mark Brunel or Rex Ryan is so much fun. Stop being being so monastic.

    It’s why Goodell’s presentation of the Lombardi to Kraft at SB 51 is many of ours (and if given truth serum, YOURS too) favorite videos of all time.

    Enjoy! The Patriots WON. Had they lost, I would be ignoring it. Appreciate the difference.
     
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    I can understand that, but I get that sort of enjoyment from comment sections more than watching those guys. Rob Parker, Max Kellerman, and the rest are actors. I enjoy the hate from random fans more.
     
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    Me too - - hell ya, I love going to read the Jets, Colts and Steelers boards after a SB win- - it’s all delicious! Relish it. We’ll never be here again.

    Those are all the people I’ll ignore when the descent occurs (and don’t be afraid to face the truth, it WILL come). Why anyone wouldn’t enjoy the good times is beyond me.

    It’s almost TWO DECADES!!!! No fan base deserves this. We are incredibly blessed. Why avert ones eyes??????

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    Your homework is to ask yourself WHY Brady has that **** eating STFU grin on his face when he is flashing the 6 rings in those pictures.

    Why did he say “Roger That” in the commercial two years ago.

    Why did he himself reference “Everybidy thinks we suck” during a VICTORY playoff interview last,year.

    Why Michel and Van Noy went on Kellermans show to rub his nose in it.

    They understand what you don’t. It. Is. Enjoyable. When you win to be classy to the classy and schadenfreudian to the schmucks.

    I get it. You’re on a diet. I’m enjoying the buffet. It’s fabulous!!!!!!!!

    When the Pats lose, I will ignore the haters. They won’t exist in my life. Ya know why? Because. I can.

    In the meantime, they bring great additional enjoyment when the Patriots wear the crown.
     
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    They’re not really haters, just fake tv personalities. They want to be clowned.
     
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    Anyone that tries to throw shade at a qb, coach, franchise with so much success is just not worth the time of day.

    People feed this “hater” by even mentioning him.

    Mark my words, when Brady is over and done with, most of the losers that doubt will be singing his greatness while they pick on the next great QB to herd attention to themselves.
     
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    Once again......THAT will be the time to ignore their very existence. When the Patriots lose I won’t give Cliff and HB one moment of my attention.

    NOW is the time to enjoy it. It’s patently obvious that the Patriots certainly are! They are reveling in it. They understand what you don’t.



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    I'm not the one who needed the level set.
     
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    If you enjoy listening to those clowns please continue to do so
     
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    Never understood this approach. Giving credence to these bozos is exactly what they are looking for. Winning is the reward, laughing at the doubters isn’t worth my time.
     
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    The Human Butt Fumble predicted Brady would never appear in another Super Bowl after age 35. Brady then appeared in four Super Bowls in five years. Nostradamus he ain't.

    PS Max Kellerman is a much bigger douche.
     
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    Eh, Parker also always has a tinge of racism to his comments... Let's not forget his "cornball brotha" RG3 bs, that makes him a bigger db to me.
     
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    Thank you!
     
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    Actually, they are really haters.
     
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    who was the azzclown that called Boston racist because they didn't butterfly his steak at the Copley Plaza? was that Rob Pecker?
     
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    Yeah, that was bizarre. RG3 was trying to fit into a hype machine celebrity-politician scene in Washington, DC on a team that was made dysfunctional by an incompetent owner. RG3 did not need that crap from a Detroit-based commentator who was using RG3's challenging situation to get attention. Stephen A is the only one of these guys who can really pull it off.

    You know, I always thought RG3 would have become the next great throw first, run second QB in the NFL if he had fallen into the right situation. He is as talented as Patrick Mahomes. Mahomes is in the right offense with a coaching staff that knows how to use his elusiveness to be a great passer. The Redskins destroyed RG3 physically and they reduced his football IQ by making him question what he saw in front of him.
     
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