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  1. shmessy

    shmessy . PatsFans.com Supporter

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    Should it be Kellerman’s or Parker’s nickname?

    I say either one of them deserves the nickname to stick forever

    Personally, I’m going with Parker. What you just saw in the previous sentence is the last moment I will ever type his name. From henceforth, I will only refer to him as “The Human Buttfumble”



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    KontradictioN Florida Man PatsFans.com Supporter

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    Giving them a nickname is giving them attention. That’s why they play the characters that they play. How about “irrelevant?”
     
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    Vatahala Third String But Playing on Special Teams

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    So your implication is that Mark Sanchez is sub-human?
     
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    shmessy . PatsFans.com Supporter

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    They have the publicity no matter what we here do. Might as well try to affect the narrative. Anyhoo, it’s fun. If The Human Buttfumble and Kellerman didn’t exist, we’d have to invent them. So they save us the effort of creating straw men!! :p
     
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    shmessy . PatsFans.com Supporter

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    No, he’s waaay above them. Sanchez never tried to re-attempt the Buttfumble. He did it only once and was smart enough to realize it wasn’t a good thing.
     
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    KontradictioN Florida Man PatsFans.com Supporter

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    Eh, plenty of people exist with a public forum that should be ignored. That’s a downside of the social media age.
     
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    I’ll put you down as a “No” then ;)
     
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    KontradictioN Florida Man PatsFans.com Supporter

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    No, I’ll play along. Shrek and the Donkey. You can take your pick about which one is which.
     
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    What does Chris Berman and Tom Jackson have to do with it?

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    TommyD4207 In the Starting Line-Up

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    His nickname should be, deservedly, "Who?"
     
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    I have no idea why Rob Parker is relevant.
     
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    Rob once pledge to move to Mexico if the Patriots won in the playoffs, not sure why he's still here.
     
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    He must be waiting for Rosie ODonnald and Mylie Cyrus to move first
     
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    fnordcircle The poster who James White said inspires him. PatsFans.com Supporter

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    Stop trying to make 'fetch' a thing, etc.
     
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    why? you made "felch" a household word here....
     
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    I don’t know. Parker puts all his heart and soul into his genuine Brady hate and never fails to bring his A game. Reality won’t deter him from some high grade hate.

    Gotta give the man his props...he is at least...consistent.

    Respect him more than most mediots who up until 2015 were ranking Brady 1B with Manning and needed “more convincing.” At least Parker marches to his own beat, however insane it is.
     
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    Who? Loser who?
     
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    “The Human Buttfumble”. He owns it.
     
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    Lighten up, Francis. The Patriots official twitter feed has been poking The Human Buttfumble for months. This site is a fart in the wind compared to that. Write the Kraft Family.
    :p
     
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