Portnoy plans to distribute 30k clown towels opening day

[PatsDeb]

Not to worry. We have the perfect diversion. 10,000 fans will get through while PatsDeb plays find the #clownout towel with security.

If we could get Giselle to play that game, we'd get all 29,999 in. Let's ask her!

 

[Bruins29]

The last time they handed out towels with a snarky joke it back fired. "De-Feet the Jets" Remember that? Is this guy Portenoy even from New England?

can you answer my question?

 

[lurker1965]

OK. Whatever. BTW, Jury Nullification. The more minor the assault the easier I'd go. I don't condone it, but if you spit or shook your fist threateningly I say you are an irrational toddler and he is an attractive nuisance. If you tar and feather him, maybe I'd expect you to come to your senses.

In anycase if the clown nose stuff hurt his wittle fweelings, um, so?

 

[lurker1965]

And Krafty Bob will have his security Brown shirts confiscate these towels at the gates

When people hide them in their pants, the search would spawn some interesting law suits.

For what's worth, I wanted to punch Goodell when all the BS was happening

Now that I saw that magic in Houston and the Pats and TB got to bring that sucker home, I'd prefer we actually took a higher road.

Not because I feel sorry for Roger the DB, but so fans across the country see Patsfans can be classy.

I think 78,00 fans booing would be enough

Just my 2 cents

I'm glad you are so superior. Class is not turning the other cheek when it is still bruised from the other slap: class is not slapping someone.
Yeah, cry for Goodell getting his wittle feelings hurt.

As much as this is a great idea, I still favor a go fund me site to rent a blimp with the same message and caricature on the side...

Nice idea, but restricted air space.

 

[fair catch fryar]

It is fun man. I was at LAX with my Pats hat on. The TSA guy checked my ID and then said "I don't know how you got into this airport with that hat on" so I laughed as loud as I could.

I wear my Patriots hat whenever I travel for work. Surprisingly, I had it on this week at BWI and Harrisburg PA and got no comments

Normally Ravens fans have something to say

After 5 SB, there isn't much that they can say.

 

[denverpatsfan]

can you answer my question?

Didn't see your question?

 

[Bruins29]

Didn't see your question?

You said Russ Francis and Ben Coates were better TEs than Gronk. Do you believe that?

 

[Ring 6]

You said Russ Francis and Ben Coates were better TEs than Gronk. Do you believe that?

Obviously he had to be kidding

 

[PatriotsReign]

I'm glad you are so superior. Class is not turning the other cheek when it is still bruised from the other slap

Chill out, there was nothing personal in my post but you respond as if I touched a nerve

Strange

 

[Big Bucks]

I have another idea.. could someone do a bat signal of the clown onto Gillette towers from the car park like the recent Adam West celebration.



I mean if they can do this here in the UK back in 1999! advertising FHM magazine.

NSFW (bit of sideboob and bottom) - http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/08/06/article-0-022FFD1100000578-816_468x690.jpg

 

[Joker]

I wanna pull a DeNiro on Marvin the bounty hunter....