Content Post JETS SUCK 2021 EDITION (OFFICIAL): THE INSIDIOUS JETE STANK CONSPIRACY

[Guts]

Not exactly sure what to make of this:

 

[rochrist]

Not exactly sure what to make of this:

Wait.....wut?

 

[PatsFanInVa]

Not exactly sure what to make of this:

Proving once again that the standard reply for anything said by Zach Wilson shall now and forever be, "So's your mom."

 

[PatsFanInVa]

He really is a conceited punk "bad boy wannabe" and it extends to his play on the field. He's trying to emulate Jim McMahon. I couldn't care less about his alleged conquest but apparently some folks think it's great.

Verifying Device

Right around the draft somebody said and I prolly stole it, he looks like the guy playing him in the Disney movie of his life.

But you're right. I'm going with the boy band front boy, or possibly the Zoolander remake. Blue Steel.

 

[Bill Lee]

Somewhere, Zach Wilson sheds a tear...

 

[Actual Pats Fan]

Somewhere, Zach Wilson sheds a tear...

Hurts so good (sorry)

 

[Actual Pats Fan]

Somewhere, Zach Wilson sheds a tear...

Hurts so good (sorry)

 

[Bill Lee]

Right around the draft somebody said and I prolly stole it, he looks like the guy playing him in the Disney movie of his life.

But you're right. I'm going with the boy band front boy, or possibly the Zoolander remake. Blue Steel.

Someone on twitter said he looks like a plastic Lego construction worker, and I think that fits:

 

[Bill Lee]

New slogan for the Jets!

 

[Bill Lee]

Source:

 

[Bill Lee]

And for the Jints:

 

[Bill Lee]

Another thing da Jete are last at:

 

[PatsFanInVa]

 

[captain stone]

All he has to do is say the woman spiked his juice box. Everyone will believe him.

I think he spiked her juice box. Just sayin'...

Or her Geritol… Is that stuff still made today? And should I be looking for it now?

 

[captain stone]

Taken sacks and giving it back


Unbelievable the jete never fail to amaze me. @Joker has to be smiling somewhere

I hope Joe Kerr is doing well, wherever he is…

 

[Joker]

I hope Joe Kerr is doing well, wherever he is…

answer your private message, Stoney

 

[captain stone]

answer your private message, Stoney

Just did, J… Thanks!

 

[Actual Pats Fan]

Another thing da Jete are last at:

Us on that horrible day:

"This is the last playoff game they will EVER win."

 

[captain stone]

Us on that horrible day:

"This is the last playoff game they will EVER win."

J-E-T-E should not have won that game either… and Bill should absolutely, positively NOT have benched The Receiver during the opening drive; he gave his players something other than the game at hand to think about…

Pats probably don’t beat GB in the SB that year, but they sure as shootin’ would’ve beaten the Squealers in the AFCCG in Foxborough the following week.

 

[Bill Lee]

I am not celebrating an injury at all.

I am pointing out the way it rolled out was so, so Jetsy:

First:

Mekhi Becton’s season for redemption starts on Jets’ PUP list

Becton is one of five Jets players who will start camp next week on PUP, joining offensive tackle George Fant – Becton’s competition at left tackle – defensive end Carl Lawson, tight en…

nypost.com

Then:

Jets HC Robert Saleh Gives Very Promising Clarification on Mekhi Becton

New York Jets head coach Robert Saleh cleared the air in promising fashion regarding Mekhi Becton's injury status.

jetsxfactor.com

Then: