Fan Connection Nobody is a bigger Patriots fan than I am.

[203Pat]

I've been told a couple times on here that I should go root for another team so I am automatically out of the running.

 

[Steve102]

Unless you're prepared to mutilate yourself for the cause I'm voting for this guy:

This guy's Patriots helmet tattoo covering his entire head makes for an awesome mug shot

Victor Thompson, like most New Hampshire natives, is a New England Patriots fan. But what makes Thompson's love of the Pats unique is that he has a tattoo of a

www.si.com

How do you know that's not @Kontradiction ?

 

[goheels22002]

I figured I’d settle this once and for all since the pissing contests about who is and isn’t a real Pats fan keeps polluting the threads around here. I am the biggest Patriots fan. None of the rest of you even come close. As a matter of fact, I’m such a bigger Patriots fan than the rest of you that you all might as well go root for other teams.

 

[Patsfan1958]

 

[A Defiant Goose]

Kontra didn't become a fan until the Patriots won their first game in 1960 he's a ****ing bandwagoner

 

[FreeTedWilliams]

 

[TomPatriot]

I figured I’d settle this once and for all since the pissing contests about who is and isn’t a real Pats fan keeps polluting the threads around here. I am the biggest Patriots fan. None of the rest of you even come close. As a matter of fact, I’m such a bigger Patriots fan than the rest of you that you all might as well go root for other teams.

Oh, good. I was worried.

 

[Actual Pats Fan]

No, but I used his name as my username because I am such a HUGE Patriots fan that I like to celebrate the team's punter from 24 years ago. That's my level of dedication.

Mike Patrick says Hi

BTW Nicest guy you'll ever meet

 

[Actual Pats Fan]

I figured I’d settle this once and for all since the pissing contests about who is and isn’t a real Pats fan keeps polluting the threads around here. I am the biggest Patriots fan. None of the rest of you even come close. As a matter of fact, I’m such a bigger Patriots fan than the rest of you that you all might as well go root for other teams.

 

[tasmlab]

We should set up some ground rules on what it takes to be a real Pats fan:

1. You have to agree with everything the organization does. If you don't...as Kontra says "find a new team to root for".
2. You have to like all players and coaches. You should be even more exited with friends and family and retreads. If you root for a backup to play over the current starter then you don't trust the coaching staff and you are wrong.
3. You aren't allowed to criticize draft picks until after their 3rd year...even though more than 95% of their draft picks that don't do anything by their 2nd year don't do anything.
4. You can't get upset when they aren't playing well even though you hear most fans boo at the stadium. Those people aren't real fans they just took time out of their day to pay for tickets to troll the Pats home games.
5. You have to be excited when the offense continually stalls and they trot a kicker on the field to kick a field goal.

I think you also need a dad or uncle who was from Woostah or tewksberry.

(During the Brady years, I beleive that was the difference between a real fan vs. a pinkhat bandwagoner.)

 

[Pat the Pats Fan]

I’ve been a Pat longer than the team has been around

 

[jimnance]

I figured I’d settle this once and for all since the pissing contests about who is and isn’t a real Pats fan keeps polluting the threads around here. I am the biggest Patriots fan. None of the rest of you even come close. As a matter of fact, I’m such a bigger Patriots fan than the rest of you that you all might as well go root for other teams.

Nobody is a bigger liar than you are

 

[venecol]

I figured I’d settle this once and for all since the pissing contests about who is and isn’t a real Pats fan keeps polluting the threads around here. I am the biggest Patriots fan. None of the rest of you even come close. As a matter of fact, I’m such a bigger Patriots fan than the rest of you that you all might as well go root for other teams.

That's exactly what a hater with an "agenda" would say. Troll!!!!!!

 

[PATSYLICIOUS]

So what did i miss lol

 

[jimnance]

I’m such a big fan that I go through the Yellow Pages and look for names that match current or past Patriots, and then I wear THEM on my back.

The Yellow Pages still exist?

 

[Kontradiction]

Nobody is a bigger liar than you are

You just lied about me being a liar. You probably shoplift, too.

 

[jimnance]

You just lied about me being a liar. You probably shoplift, too.

There is only one rightful heir to the throne: me.
You are a pretender and a wannabe.
I have the bloodlines.
Phil Bissel,Boston Globe cartoonist,now retired,created the original Pat Patriot. He based it on my Dad, a former semipro linebacker for the Poughkeepsie Pickers.
Phil Bissel is also my great uncle. He has no children,making me the rightful heir.
So crown me,biitch!

 

[Kontradiction]

There is only one rightful heir to the throne: me.
You are a pretender and a wannabe.
I have the bloodlines.
Phil Bissel,Boston Globe cartoonist,now retired,created the original Pat Patriot. He based it on my Dad, a former semipro linebacker for the Poughkeepsie Pickers.
Phil Bissel is also my great uncle. He has no children,making me the rightful heir.
So crown me,biitch!

That’s impressive but I just leaked to the Herald that, not only are you a bastard, but you also steal Cadbury Eggs from Walgreens. You’re no rightful heir and, soon, you’ll be under arrest.

 

[jimnance]

You just lied about me being a liar. You probably shoplift, too.

I prefer the more politically correct " five-finger discount"

 

[BradytoMosstoGronk]

Biggest Pats fan and gigachad on the board.

Epitome of an adonis, surprised your wife could handle your seed.