Content Post JETS SUCK 2021 EDITION (OFFICIAL): THE INSIDIOUS JETE STANK CONSPIRACY

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The Jets have lost against two starting QBs who were recently on their roster and another that they passed up twice in the draft.

 

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and they are averaging 100% SUCK per game

 

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Salah wears a wrist band to remind himself that its 'all gas and no brake' the problem is hes got the Clown car in reverse.

 

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Fun read, especially the fan comments:

Why Your Team Sucks 2021: New York Jets | Defector

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why does this even have to be explained to Jete fan?

 

[Joker]

hey Jete fan? did you forget you SUCK?...well , your Jete are the suck as we all know but YOU clowns...well, radio silence 3 games in says it all. BTW, I got a van full of paper bags I can donate to your "cause". Just call 1-800-YOU SUCK

 

[PatsFanInVa]

Salah wears a wrist band to remind himself that its 'all gas and no brake' the problem is hes got the Clown car in reverse.

Salah would be Halas backwards. Alas, it's Saleh.

These last couple of years have been a comedown from our traditional position of dominance. It is good that the Jets are still there for us.

 

[Tony2046]

I don't want to get too political but the Jete really do suck. Just calling it the way I see it.

 

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I expect the Jete to beat Tennessee Sunday. If they lose, our weekly consolation prize will be confirmed pending whatever happens with the Pats vs. Brady's All-Stars.

 

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I also think the Jets are due a shock win to give their fans some false hope. and to put the draft pick that might actually solve their issues just out of reach by the end of the year.

 

[Koma]

Salah wears a wrist band to remind himself that its 'all gas and no brake' the problem is hes got the Clown car in reverse.

I know the answer to this question, but shouldn't the evolution of a catchy slogan be "Success first, followed by a catchy slogan to capitalize on that success," not "Come up with catchy slogan, worry about actually winning and making the slogan represent something worthwhile later"?

"Do your job" didn't become popular until the Patriots had won a couple of Super Bowls. The Jets have "All gas, no Brakes" plastered all over Giants Stadium and can barely score, let alone win. They should have just skipped to the punchline and gone with "All suck, No brakes."

 

[Mike the Brit]

"All gas and no brake". That's a really dumb way to drive a car, isn't it? But if Saleh believes in it, maybe there's a way he can make it vivid to the team. Perhaps with a can of gasoline in the locker room?

You know, like Jack Del Rio made "Keep chopping wood" the Jaguars' motto.

Jaguars punter Chris Hanson needed surgery to close up a gash on his right, non-kicking, leg Thursday after he miscalculated while using an ax to hack at the tree stump that coach Jack Del Rio put in the locker room.​

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Del Rio used the stump as a symbol for the 1-4 Jaguars' mantra: "Keep chopping wood."​

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Hanson took the message literally. He received several stitches at the hospital and his leg will be in a boot for four to six weeks.​

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Punter out with ax injury

Jaguars punter Chris Hanson needed surgery to close up a gash on his right, non-kicking, leg Thursday after he miscalculated while using an ax to hack at the tree stump that coach Jack Del Rio put in the locker room.

www.chicagotribune.com

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[Clonamery]

I know the answer to this question, but shouldn't the evolution of a catchy slogan be "Success first, followed by a catchy slogan to capitalize on that success," not "Come up with catchy slogan, worry about actually winning and making the slogan represent something worthwhile later"?

"Do your job" didn't become popular until the Patriots had won a couple of Super Bowls. The Jets have "All gas, no Brakes" plastered all over Giants Stadium and can barely score, let alone win. They should have just skipped to the punchline and gone with "All suck, No brakes."

Yeah, All suck, No Brakes works better because All Diarrhea, No Imodium has too many syllables.

 

[PatsFanInVa]

Every couple years after the latest messiah doesn't pan out, they change from JETE stank to JETES tank...

 

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From the Jetnation game thread:

Time of possession Tiatns 14:30 Jets :50 seconds

I think that was just before Zach threw an interception.

They feel like they are in year four of a regime they quit on two years ago, but it's only week 4 of the Saleh regime.

 

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Plenty of time, no pressure. Straight to a DB's hands.