Content Post JETS SUCK 2021 EDITION (OFFICIAL): THE INSIDIOUS JETE STANK CONSPIRACY

[captain stone]

Perhaps this bettor is playing the long-term odds. If he places the same bet each year for the next 75 years, he stands a chance of breaking even. With luck, that is.

But what if he has been already playing that same bet for 50 years now?

Then the Jete won't win a championship for the next 25 years?

 

[Joker]

25 years???? You're being too generous, Cap'n...the deal with Mephisto was the Jete win the merger game in return for ONE HUNDRED YEARS of abject futility. We'll be long gone and this green stank will STILL be sucking...

 

[Tunescribe]

Then the Jete won't win a championship for the next 25 years?

Probably not since they're rebuilding.

 

[Ice_Ice_Brady]

The JEST blow another high draft pick, and continue to SUCK for all eternity.

Be patient. Sometimes it takes a while to mentally grasp it all, but he’ll get there. He has too much talent to fail.

Sincerely,
Sam Darnold

 

[StockingAnarchyNumber12]

25 years???? You're being too generous, Cap'n...the deal with Mephisto was the Jete win the merger game in return for ONE HUNDRED YEARS of abject futility. We'll be long gone and this green stank will STILL be sucking...

I will try to be here for Superbowl 103... Somebody needs to take one for the team. I'll be in my 70s then so its possible. If the Jets still haven't won the superbowl (they likely won't) i will make sure to come to this thread one last time and let you guys know that they indeed... still suck. Letting you guys have one last laugh as you sleep.

 

[Tunescribe]

I will try to be here for Superbowl 103... Somebody needs to take one for the team. I'll be in my 70s then so its possible. If the Jets still haven't won the superbowl (they likely won't) i will make sure to come to this thread one last time and let you guys know that they indeed... still suck. Letting you guys have one last laugh as you sleep.

"Sleep"? No, we'll be in the Great Beyond laughing at God's jokes about the Jete and watching new hilarities unfold under the Johnson family's ongoing mismanagement.

 

[Mike the Brit]

I will try to be here for Superbowl 103... Somebody needs to take one for the team. I'll be in my 70s then so its possible. If the Jets still haven't won the superbowl (they likely won't) i will make sure to come to this thread one last time and let you guys know that they indeed... still suck. Letting you guys have one last laugh as you sleep.

Florida will be under water, Britain will be ruled by Ayatollahs and 15-foot crocodiles will roam the New Jersey swamplands, but one thing won't have changed. The J-E-T-E will still SUCK.

 

[1960Pats]

The only time they won 12 games was 1998 with Parcells/Testaverde. Think about that...the greatest Jets team most Jets fans have been alive to see...led by Vinny Testaverde.

I like to look at it this way. Below are two lists. The one on the left is just the Pats 10+ winning seasons from 2019 back to 2003. The one on the right is the Jete 10+ winning seasons in their entire history.

12-10
11-11
13-10
14-10
12-10
12-12 (yep, it looks like the Jete really did win 12 once)
12-10
12-11
13-10
14-10
10-11
11
16
12
10
14
14

 

[BTTA]

The fetid green snowball keeps a rollin' downhill ... The Jete not having a capable veteran QB in camp is nothing short of football malpractice.

Just wow on that. Nobody to show him the ropes, teach the little things, set an example for how to handle situations and studying? OMG.

 

[Tunescribe]

From ganggreennation.com, early 2021 Jete depth chart. Impressive quarterback contingent includes a promising blue-chip rookie and solid veteran backup.

 

[Tunescribe]

Uh-oh. Must've been those tainted green-and-white cupcakes.

NFL Wide Receiver Lost 20 Pounds From Food Poisoning

New York Jets wide receiver Denzel Mims hasn’t really had a strong performance in training camp thus far, but that might be due to an unfortunate experience he went through earlier this year. During a press conference on Wednesday afternoon, Mims told reporters that he lost 20 pounds after...

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[Bill Lee]

Uh-oh. Must've been those tainted green-and-white cupcakes.

NFL Wide Receiver Lost 20 Pounds From Food Poisoning

New York Jets wide receiver Denzel Mims hasn’t really had a strong performance in training camp thus far, but that might be due to an unfortunate experience he went through earlier this year. During a press conference on Wednesday afternoon, Mims told reporters that he lost 20 pounds after...

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The bottom cupcakes have 46 in Roman numerals. Maybe the Jete are also counting the number of years of futility and the photo is a few years old?

 

[captain stone]

The bottom cupcakes have 46 in Roman numerals. Maybe the Jete are also counting the number of years of futility and the photo is a few years old?

Or the number of years until their next championship...?

 

[jimnance]

Uh-oh. Must've been those tainted green-and-white cupcakes.

NFL Wide Receiver Lost 20 Pounds From Food Poisoning

New York Jets wide receiver Denzel Mims hasn’t really had a strong performance in training camp thus far, but that might be due to an unfortunate experience he went through earlier this year. During a press conference on Wednesday afternoon, Mims told reporters that he lost 20 pounds after...

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Please never show that again. Im fighting back serious nausea right now

 

[1960Pats]

The bottom cupcakes have 46 in Roman numerals. Maybe the Jete are also counting the number of years of futility and the photo is a few years old?

That number (XXIV) is 44. I only mention it because it's Tune's thread and I know he likes perfection.

 

[Bill Lee]

Or the number of years until their next championship...?

They've never won a championship, just a post-season exhibition, and we all know they never will win a championship at any point in the future.

Futility is their past, present and future.

That number (XXIV) is 44. I only mention it because it's Tune's thread and I know he likes perfection.

That number was XLIV and yes I should have written 44.

In fairness I wasn't around during the Roman era like some old farts here, nor did I have sadistic nuns as teachers ready to rap my knuckles with a ruler if I didn't translate Roman numerals to Arabic numerals correctly.

 

[Tunescribe]

Please never show that again. Im fighting back serious nausea right now

 

[JetFan79]

 

[Joker]

Congrats on breaking the tie with the Midgets and improving to 26 to 25, with 1 tie ...you should go to Disneyworld after this staggering offseason accomplishment

 

[Tunescribe]

That's a stock photo that could've been from years ago. Where's a pic of Coach Bim Saleh Bim hoisting the REAL trophy and being carried off the field in triumph? Did he get a Gatorade shower? Did Punky do the adult thing and remove his headband for the postgame press conference? You're being pretty damn lazy about your "team" here ...