Content Post JETS SUCK 2021 EDITION (OFFICIAL): THE INSIDIOUS JETE STANK CONSPIRACY

[Joker]

Apologies if this has been posted already.Former Jey RB Zac Stacy hiding from cops after beating his girlfriend.There is video of it,be warned it's pretty brutal

there's a thread here on it...not really shocking news...THIS is what the Jete does as a normal course of daily life

 

[Koma]

Apparently Breer says that if there was a draft redo the Jets would draft ruin Justin Fields' career.

Breer: Bears' Justin Fields Would Go No. 2 Overall in Draft Redo

Consensus is Matt Nagy and Ryan Pace got a steal by selecting Justin Fields at No. 11 overall.

www.nbcchicago.com

Fixed that for you.

 

[reflexblue]

Once again the jest lose, what can one say, other than......

 

[Bill Lee]

 

[captain stone]

I love watching Saycheese lying on the turf, face down, and coming to the conclusion right then & there that It's All Over...

 

[Hammer of Thor]

Don’t worry everyone— Mr. Clean says this time, the Jets have an actual plan.

Robert Saleh: Jets usually try quick fixes, this is an actual plan - ProFootballTalk

 

[captain stone]

Don’t worry everyone— Mr. Clean says this time, the Jets have an actual plan.

Robert Saleh: Jets usually try quick fixes, this is an actual plan - ProFootballTalk

Bim actually used the words "This is an actual plan."

Please please please let this quote be placed upon the same pedestal as Now let's get a goddam snack...

 

[Tunescribe]

Bim actually used the words "This is an actual plan."

Please please please let this quote be placed upon the same pedestal as Now let's get a goddam snack...

This is a very important distinction -- an ACTUAL plan vs. all the virtual or imaginary plans that preceded it. Jete fans should feel reassured by that.

Robert Saleh: Jets usually try quick fixes, this is an actual plan

It's the first year that Robert Saleh is the head coach of the Jets, but the team is in a familiar position after 10 games.

profootballtalk.nbcsports.com

Bim offers valuable context: "I respect the heck out of the urgency from the fans and the wanting to flip this thing, but in fairness, this is the first time this fan base is actually experiencing something like this,” Saleh said. “Usually it’s been a quick fix, followed by a scramble. This is an actual plan.”

Many thousands of Jete fans immediately lined up to renew their season tickets following Bim's explanation and candid deference to "fairness."

 

[Joker]

all the have to do is offer a bowl of green puke to every sucker that pays for seasons tickets and they'd sell out in MINUTES

 

[captain stone]

This is a very important distinction -- an ACTUAL plan vs. all the virtual or imaginary plans that preceded it. Jete fans should feel reassured by that.

Robert Saleh: Jets usually try quick fixes, this is an actual plan

It's the first year that Robert Saleh is the head coach of the Jets, but the team is in a familiar position after 10 games.

profootballtalk.nbcsports.com

Bim offers valuable context: "I respect the heck out of the urgency from the fans and the wanting to flip this thing, but in fairness, this is the first time this fan base is actually experiencing something like this,” Saleh said. “Usually it’s been a quick fix, followed by a scramble. This is an actual plan.”

Many thousands of Jete fans immediately lined up to renew their season tickets following Bim's explanation and candid deference to "fairness."

This time for sure, fans...

 

[Guts]

Flacco and Mike White on the covid 19 List

 

[Hammer of Thor]

Flacco and Mike White on the covid 19 List

Punky McMilferson’s time to shine!!!

 

[Tunescribe]

Flacco and Mike White on the covid 19 List

Jets to start QB Zach Wilson, Joe Flacco & Mike White land on COVID-19 list

The Jets cleared Zach Wilson to start vs. the Texans, while Joe Flacco and Mike White landed on the COVID-19 list.

sports.yahoo.com

OK, how did Flaccid and Caucasian test positive but McMilfson and Joshin' Johnson did not? Don't they all share the same quarterback meeting room? The league needs to investigate this.

 

[Joker]

you know..a few days ago I put up a post reminding everybody that the Jete have sucked, do suck and will continue to suck. In this thread's court of law YOU must provide evidence to the contrary. I can provide 52 season's worth of complete shyttery, the latest sledgehammer proof being today's news. WHAT IS IT YOU DOUBTERS HAVE TO SEE?????? Flacco and White test positive...but Punky and Da Man...in the same QB room...are right as rain. Complete idiocy on the Jete staff's part and further PROOF BEYOND A REASONABLE DOUBT...the Jets suck.

(make sure to check back next season for The Jete STILL suck thread and more ridiculous idiotic green stain shenanigans)

 

[reflexblue]

Don’t worry everyone— Mr. Clean says this time, the Jets have an actual plan.

Robert Saleh: Jets usually try quick fixes, this is an actual plan - ProFootballTalk

Reminds me of what Mike Tyson said.."everybody has a plan until they get punched in the face" so i'm sure the jest have a plan that will last until the first snap.

 

[reflexblue]

Jets to start QB Zach Wilson, Joe Flacco & Mike White land on COVID-19 list

The Jets cleared Zach Wilson to start vs. the Texans, while Joe Flacco and Mike White landed on the COVID-19 list.

sports.yahoo.com

OK, how did Flaccid and Caucasian test positive but McMilfson and Joshin' Johnson did not? Don't they all share the same quarterback meeting room? The league needs to investigate this.

So this means General Punky will be in charge of the Jest forces?

 

[Tunescribe]

Punky McMilferson’s time to shine!!!

As the third Jete QB to start in three consecutive games, it's time for him to add to his interception total.

 

[Bill Lee]

This is a very important distinction -- an ACTUAL plan vs. all the virtual or imaginary plans that preceded it. Jete fans should feel reassured by that.

Robert Saleh: Jets usually try quick fixes, this is an actual plan

It's the first year that Robert Saleh is the head coach of the Jets, but the team is in a familiar position after 10 games.

profootballtalk.nbcsports.com

Bim offers valuable context: "I respect the heck out of the urgency from the fans and the wanting to flip this thing, but in fairness, this is the first time this fan base is actually experiencing something like this,” Saleh said. “Usually it’s been a quick fix, followed by a scramble. This is an actual plan.”

Many thousands of Jete fans immediately lined up to renew their season tickets following Bim's explanation and candid deference to "fairness."

hahahahaha!

Let's see, going into the season with Punky and Whitey and now they're on their 4th different QB -- that's an "actual plan" and not a "scramble"?!?

Mr Clean has been breathing his own exhaust for far too long, IMO.

 

[Koma]

hahahahaha!

Let's see, going into the season with Punky and Whitey and now they're on their 4th different QB -- that's an "actual plan" and not a "scramble"?!?

Mr Clean has been breathing his own exhaust for far too long, IMO.

How can you be "All gas, No brakes!" but also say you have a very serious "plan?" Do these guys think anything through?

 

[Tunescribe]

hahahahaha!

Let's see, going into the season with Punky and Whitey and now they're on their 4th different QB -- that's an "actual plan" and not a "scramble"?!?

Mr Clean has been breathing his own exhaust for far too long, IMO.