Content Post JETS SUCK 2021 EDITION (OFFICIAL): THE INSIDIOUS JETE STANK CONSPIRACY

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Just read that Becton was disciplined by the team for weight issues in 2020

And the Jets brass still loves the pick…a guy who failed a drug test at the combine and was injured his rookie season due to weight-related durability issues.

They still love the pick because Becton has tremendous upside as a physical freak.

Mekhi Becton, a/k/a Messy Bacon, apparently has been scarfing down too much messy bacon, among other things ...

 

[XLIX]

I know he's not a Jet anymore, but I thought this thread would be a fun place to put this:

 

[JetFan79]

Mekhi Becton, a/k/a Messy Bacon, apparently has been scarfing down too much messy bacon, among other things ...

Or...

 

[Tony2046]

Or...

Looks like he's suffering from a jetile dysfunction.

 

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Or...

 

[Ice_Ice_Brady]

I know he's not a Jet anymore, but I thought this thread would be a fun place to put this:

Le’Veon Bell will always be a Jet and this absolutely belongs here.

 

[Ice_Ice_Brady]

Or...

Great pick. Tristan Wirfs allowed 3 pressures in over 1,000 snaps, was PFF’s highest graded player in the Super Bowl, and hasn’t yet been disciplined by his team for eating himself into an injury.

 

[Joker]

The Rats would have been a 100% better off if they drafted Mangold's SISTER instead of this blown up puffer fish O lineman....

 

[Ice_Ice_Brady]

Good read from 2019. Le’Veon Bell cheated on his baby momma (#5 maybe?) with another woman. The moron must have lost track because he invited both women to a game, with his family and numerous other kids there to cringe about it all.

Le'Veon Bell's Ex-Fiancee Calls Out His Former Side Chick After They Both Showed Up to the Jets Game - Sports Gossip

Le’Veon Bell’s ex-fiancee Mercedes Dollson showed up to the Jets preseason game and sat with the running back’s family. She wasn’t the only one of his baby momma’s to show up to the game. Cherise, the former Rams cheerleader who Bell got pregnant while he was engaged to a pregnant Dollson, also...

www.sportsgossip.com

She posts a picture of the baby in a Bell jersey and this soon after. Pure class.



So very Jetsy. Must have been Family Night at the Met.

 

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a mod changed China to coronavirus...why?

Unfortunately, I think we all know the answer to that one...

He/she will have to think of a new name for the Ebola virus now...

 

[PatsFanInVa]

Mekhi Becton, a/k/a Messy Bacon, apparently has been scarfing down too much messy bacon, among other things ...

 

[PatsFanInVa]

Wow, very hateful caption. Some YouTuber's work, not mine. You be you, Rex, although fwiw, those are donuts on those barbells.

 

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A lot of analysis must have gone into this with so many viable candidates:

Mark Sanchez Named NY Jets' Worst Draft Pick Since 2006

A pair of AFC title game appearances couldn't save former New York Jets QB Mark Sanchez from a dubious distinction bestowed by PFF.

jetsxfactor.com

 

[Joker]

again..the Jete media scrutiny gets it backward...Murk Surcharge is the BEST draft pick in Jete history. One must assume, looking at the 50 years of abject futility by this fetid organization, that their main objective is to EAT SHYT every season. Who better epitomizes this aim than dreamy little SoCal Murk making mush mouth with some fat slob Samoan's fart factory? Sancheese is the BEST!

 

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[Joker]

Really...LMAO over here...totally forgot that little clip.Wonder what little Marky is up to these days?

 

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Wonder what little Marky is up to these days?

If he's lucky, an upgrade to blondes and redheads. But I think he buttfumbled his way into marriage with children -- changing diapers, etc.

 

[XLIX]

A lot of analysis must have gone into this with so many viable candidates:

Mark Sanchez Named NY Jets' Worst Draft Pick Since 2006

A pair of AFC title game appearances couldn't save former New York Jets QB Mark Sanchez from a dubious distinction bestowed by PFF.

jetsxfactor.com

I’d say Darnold was worse. He was 2 picks higher and imho a worse QB.

 

[Ice_Ice_Brady]

Really...LMAO over here...totally forgot that little clip.Wonder what little Marky is up to these days?

Here’s a way to check in on him…let me know what you find out.

 

[Ice_Ice_Brady]

I’d say Darnold was worse. He was 2 picks higher and imho a worse QB.

This is like asking which child you’d save.