Content Post Jets Suck -- 2018 Edition (Official): Fifty Fabulous Years of Futility!

[maust]

The only jet sure to score a touchdown in 2018...

 

[maust]

Wow -- you just listed most of the Jete roster!

Pretty much, throw in offensive linemen Doc, Grumpy, Happy, Sleepy, Bashful, Sneezy, and Dopey and he'd have had them all

 

[Tunescribe]

Pretty much, throw in offensive linemen Doc, Grumpy, Happy, Sleepy, Bashful, Sneezy, and Dopey and he's have had them all

Dopey, yeah. The other six would be more like Jerk, Dink, Moron, Idiot, Tool and Clueless.

 

[maust]

Dopey, yeah. The other six would be more like Jerk, Dink, Moron, Idiot, Tool and Clueless.

I think you might not be up to date on the comings and goings of the denizens of the jersey swamplands. Pretty sure those are former jete players & front office guys that are doing their cheating in the league office now.

 

[PatsFanInVa]

Wow -- you just listed most of the Jete roster!

Our Law Firm was Ben Jarvis Green Ellis, theirs is Nasty, Solitary, Poor, Brutish & Short

 

[PatsFanInVa]

abominable

adj. awful, detestable

• abhorrent
• atrocious
• awful
• bad
• base
• beastly
• contemptible
• cursed

• despicable
• disgusting
• foul
• grim
• grody
• gross
• hairy
• hateful

• heinous
• hellish
• horrible
• horrid
• loathsome
• lousy
• nauseating
• obnoxious

• odious
• offensive
• repellent
• reprehensible
• repugnant
• repulsive
• revolting
• rotten

• sleazy
• stinking
• terrible
• vile
• wretched

Should we work through the list one word a day? As in, every day you work in the word of the day into your Jete suckage screed?

Could be a fun time waster for the off-season.

 

[maust]

Should we work through the list one word a day? As in, every day you work in the word of the day into your Jete suckage screed?

Could be a fun time waster for the off-season.

That could be tough, at only one word a day and with so many words dedicated to describing suckitude there may not be enough days in the off season. It will be a challenge narrowing it down to the true suck de la suck the despicable jete have earned.

 

[Joker]

The Seven Green Dwarves? OK...Slimy, Pukey, Punchy,Dumpy, Twerpy, Turdy and Ed...

 

[JetFan79]

Now this is something you don't see every day...

 

[Tunescribe]

Now this is something you don't see every day...

I already posted that your Jete have resorted to cheap-selling their "product," you're not paying attention. Now the Jersey trailer park contingent also can afford to get drunk and fall out of the upper deck.

 

[JetFan79]

I already posted that your Jete have resorted to cheap-selling their "product," you're not paying attention. Now the Jersey trailer park contingent also can afford to get drunk and fall out of the upper deck.

Not the pricing, but a Jets season ticket ad on PatsFans.

Yes I know how ad networks work. I'm a web/software developer. Just kinda funny.

 

[Clonamery]

The Seven Green Dwarves? OK...Slimy, Pukey, Punchy,Dumpy, Twerpy, Turdy and Ed...

Ed? The horse? The fireman? Or E.D.? The last of his line.

 

[Tunescribe]

Not the pricing, but a Jets season ticket ad on PatsFans. Just kinda funny.

How can you overlook the pricing?! Attending a Jete game is now cheaper than dinner and a movie. Woody is desperate!

Yes I know how ad networks work. I'm a web/software developer.

 

[JetFan79]

How can you overlook the pricing?! Attending a Jete game is now cheaper than dinner and a movie. Woody is desperate!

Ha, that pic is how I feel sometimes.

And those prices are for seats that don't even exist at Gillette. 3rd tier, way up top, end zone.

 

[PatsFanInVa]

How can you overlook the pricing?! Attending a Jete game is now cheaper than dinner and a movie. Woody is desperate!

They're cheap enough that we could just buy up the cheap(est) seats and empty out the stadium for their home games.

On the other hand, it ain't free, and by game 6 or so that'll happen anyway.

 

[Tunescribe]

Ha, that pic is how I feel sometimes.

Perhaps how you appear as well, only in green vs. red.

And those prices are for seats that don't even exist at Gillette. 3rd tier, way up top, end zone.

But they're cheaper than the cheapest ticket in Buffalo, which has the lowest ticket prices in the league. That's saying something about withering demand for Jete tickets. Fifty years of suckage has taken its toll.

 

[Joker]

If a Jete pukes in the forest and there's no one to see it, is it really puke?

why yes, Jolene...it is..it REALLY is...

 

[StockingAnarchyNumber12]

If a Jete pukes in the forest and there's no one to see it, is it really puke?

why yes, Jolene...it is..it REALLY is...

They puke every Sunday during the regular season at least 11 out of 16 times. Vintage Jete!

 

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[JetFan79]

Perhaps how you appear as well, only in green vs. red.

But they're cheaper than the cheapest ticket in Buffalo, which has the lowest ticket prices in the league. That's saying something about withering demand for Jete tickets. Fifty years of suckage has taken its toll.

Are ya sure about that? This is a couple years ago, but says buffalo averaged $36.

5 least (and most) expensive stadiums to watch an NFL game