Content Post Jets Suck -- 2018 Edition (Official): Fifty Fabulous Years of Futility!

[Tunescribe]

Right! Now you're gettin' it Tone.

I finally figured out that photo from The Wonder Years (or in Jete parlance, The Blunder Years). She's not kissing him -- she took pity on the little puke and is sucking out venom from a wasp sting.

By the way, have you ever been kissed by a girl you didn't pay first? Not that we expect you to answer honestly.

 

[PatriotSpy]

Jets might have a chance if they had Al Bundy.

 

[1960Pats]

All WHAT will become clear soon? You mean you finally found a psychotherapist-proctologist?

In the case of the Jetesons it's the dentist that doubles as the proctologist. We can see why...

 

[1960Pats]

Pretty much, throw in offensive linemen Doc, Grumpy, Happy, Sleepy, Bashful, Sneezy, and Dopey and he'd have had them all

Don't forget their kicker and punter..

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[1960Pats]

I already posted that your Jete have resorted to cheap-selling their "product," you're not paying attention. Now the Jersey trailer park contingent also can afford to get drunk and fall out of the upper deck.

You have to wonder how long it will be before the Jete will have to pay their fans to go to the games. That must be coming soon.

Which is just another way of saying...the Jete suck.

 

[maust]

Jets might have a chance if they had Al Bundy.

Not even Uncle Rico on steroids could help the jete.

 

[1960Pats]

Honestly, I am shocked the Jete dont pay fans to watch games. Why do fans pay for that crap?

If I remember it correctly, fellow Jets Woody and Goody played the fans for all their worth by announcing that the NYFL was temporarily revoking the temperature rule for outdoor SBs so that their new stadium could host a SB. Then they forced the season ticket holders into buying overpriced PSLs. Basically, the Jete fans got shafted.

 

[1960Pats]

Fab Fifty Fun Fact: In their entire history the jete have managed to accomplish 11 double digit win seasons. To put that in perspective, that's as many double digit win seasons in 58 years as the Patriots have churned out in the last 11.

Boy, that sucks.

 

[PatsFanInVa]

Wait, I think I just realized the source of one nonsense sound-bite I keep hearing, "Failing New York Times."

Maybe it's meant to be "The failing New York JETE"

If so, a little late to the party, but spot on!

 

[maust]

Boy, that sucks.

I think sometimes the word sucks just isn't adequate when it comes to describing the institutional ineptitude that is the jete. There's sucks and then there's jete. For instance if I were to tell you in the last 5o years a team only managed to have as many playoff wins as the Pats had in the last 5 would you say that they merely suck or would you say they jete the bed?

 

[Tunescribe]

I think sometimes the word sucks just isn't adequate when it comes to describing the institutional ineptitude that is the jete. There's sucks and then there's jete. For instance if I were to tell you in the last 5o years a team only managed to have as many playoff wins as the Pats had in the last 5 would you say that they merely suck or would you say they jete the bed?

I predict that the word "jete" will be a mainstream English pejorative about 100 years from now -- just like f*ck and sh*t. "Oh jete!" ... "Jete you!" ... "Jete off!" ... "Go to jete!" ... It will become synonymous with anger, failure and despair. Of course, the Jete franchise will be long dead by then, so scholars will need to research sources like this thread to confirm the term's origins. We're making history here, folks. Just like the forlorn and detestable Jete.

 

[Clonamery]

I predict that the word "jete" will be a mainstream English pejorative about 100 years from now -- just like f*ck and sh*t. "Oh jete!" ... "Jete you!" ... "Jete off!" ... "Go to jete!" ... It will become synonymous with anger, failure and despair. Of course, the Jete franchise will be long dead by then, so scholars will need to research sources like this thread to confirm the term's origins. We're making history here, folks. Just like the forlorn and detestable Jete.

Loser = Piece of Jete.

 

[Huckleberry1]

I’m just so proud of them( the J-E-T-E-S). The commitment to losing that this accomplishment takes is nothing short of amazing.

 

[micronin127]

I can't wait for them to tack on another classic to the footage of draft day blunders...

With the 3rd pick in the 2018 NFL Draft, the New York Jete select... <insert stiff here>

They really need to do something about Hackenberg and Petty. Are they holding out hoping they can trade these "assets"? If the plan is McCown, Bridgewater, and <insert stiff here> that makes sense.

If the plan is to take 5 QBs to training camp... that would be some classic Jete!

 

[Tunescribe]

I can't wait for them to tack on another classic to the footage of draft day blunders...

With the 3rd pick in the 2018 NFL Draft, the New York Jete select... <insert stiff here>

They really need to do something about Hackenberg and Petty. Are they holding out hoping they can trade these "assets"? If the plan is McCown, Bridgewater, and <insert stiff here> that makes sense.

If the plan is to take 5 QBs to training camp... that would be some classic Jete!

They'll release Quackenbush and Pity. But what DIDN'T make sense was signing Bilgewater, which just muddles things for them, especially if he plays well. They should've just kept McClown and Quackenbush along with whoever the unlucky rookie will be.

 

[maust]

Happy Easter fellow Pats Fans as we gather to celebrate the season of hope & renewal with family and friends it's important for us to take a moment and consider those less fortunate. There is no hope in the Jersey swamp lands...

 

[Joker]

hey Joey, look!! there's 6 Jete sitting in a circle....

call the cops, Sammy...it's a freakin' DOPE RING!

 

[Tony2046]

hey Joey, look!! there's 6 Jete sitting in a circle....

call the cops, Sammy...it's a freakin' DOPE RING!

Damn it. You didn't let us guess this year. WTF?

 

[Clonamery]

hey Joey, look!! there's 6 Jete sitting in a circle....

call the cops, Sammy...it's a freakin' DOPE RING!

It’s a circle Jete!

 

[Tony2046]

It’s a circle Jete!

You freaking gave out the Jete'n answer.

Sorry bud. Just testing out my new pejorative.

Feedback is Jete'n appreciated.