Content Post Jets Suck -- 2018 Edition (Official): Fifty Fabulous Years of Futility!

[Clonamery]

You freaking gave out the Jete'n answer.

Sorry bud. Just testing out my new pejorative.

Feedback is Jete'n appreciated.

LOL. Sometimes I just don’t give a Jete. Other times I’m Jete’n pumped.

 

[Tunescribe]

You freaking gave out the Jete'n answer.

Sorry bud. Just testing out my new pejorative.

Feedback is Jete'n appreciated.

It works great! I was driving home yesterday and noticed a lot of cop cars every few miles by the roadside. So I thought I'd test it out on one of them. I pulled up next to a squad car in a parking lot and the officer rolled down his window. I said, "Why the Jete are you Jete out in force today? It's not like people are Jete'n Jete all over the place like a bunch of Jete! What the Jete?" He asked if I was on something and I said, "Jete no!" Then I left. He had a blank look on his face and didn't know what hit him! I've always wanted to do that.

 

[maust]

That could have gone a lot worse. At least the cop didn't think you were jeteing with him personally or lookin' to start some jete, that could have jeted up your day. Today that's some next level trailblazing jete right there but in a couple of years once the true utility of jete as a universal cuss is understood and embraced it will just get some dumbjete handed his jeten' head talkin' that kind of jete.

 

[maust]

After missing on QB picks in 2 of his first three jetey drafts , including The Hack who has yet to take a jeten' snap, Maccagnan is very confident he can get the right QB this time. We realize there's nothing more Jete than misplaced confidence but what the jete is he thinking? He already has the right QB's. Petty & the Hack are absolutely the correct QB's for the Jete, they embody everything the Jete have come to represent over the last 50 years. Oh well what the jete, right Jete fans?

NFL Draft 2018: Jets' Mike Maccagnan 'very confident' he can get right QB, but do you trust him?

 

[Tunescribe]

NFL Draft 2018: Jets' Mike Maccagnan 'very confident' he can get right QB, but do you trust him?

No. I'd put his chances at 1 in 3 -- 33.3 percent.

 

[Joker]

you're a very generous football fan ,Tunes...I give them .01 chance

 

[Tony2046]

No. I'd put his chances at 1 in 3 -- 33.3 percent.

0% chance. The other two teams taking QB's are making the decision for him.

 

[JetFan79]

NFL Draft 2018: Jets' Mike Maccagnan 'very confident' he can get right QB, but do you trust him?

Absolutely.

 

[Joker]

heh....look what the Jete dragged in...

 

[Clonamery]

Absolutely.

Well, good to know you’re back to tanking. Who’s it going to be? Butcher, Baker or Millenialmaker?

 

[JetFan79]

Well, good to know you’re back to tanking. Who’s it going to be? Butcher, Baker or Millenialmaker?

Any of the top 4 are cool.

My rankings though:

1. Rosen
2. Mayfield
3. Darnold
4. Allen

 

[slam]

0% chance. The other two teams taking QB's are making the decision for him.

Joe Beningo makes the point that he’s glad the Jets aren’t picking #1 as he has no confidence in McCagnan to identify the correct QB and he’d rather have the Jets QB dictated to them somewhat.

 

[Clonamery]

Any of the top 4 are cool.

My rankings though:

1. Rosen
2. Mayfield
3. Darnold
4. Allen

Ah, rub a jete dumb
1. Millenialmaker
2. Baker
3. Pastry Chef
4. Butcher

I'm sure they all have interchangeable aspects of their game that the "Cags" can just plug and play any of them in their system. Absolutely a sound way to run a professional football team.

 

[maust]

Any of the top 4 are cool.

My rankings though:

1. Rosen
2. Mayfield
3. Darnold
4. Allen

56% completion % in a 2nd tier program, Allen has Jete written all over him.

 

[Tony2046]

56% completion % in a 2nd tier program, Allen has Jete written all over him.

As long as he doesn't put any sideline media members into the concussion protocol it's an improvement.

 

[Tunescribe]

Any of the top 4 are cool.

My rankings though:

1. Rosen
2. Mayfield
3. Darnold
4. Allen

In a Jete uniform with Jete coaching and Jete fan base, playing in New Giants Stadium:

1. Suck
2. Suck
3. Suck
4. Suck

 

[slam]

Drafting is an inexact science as we all know. We won't know which QB will be the bust until the Jets draft him.

 

[micronin127]

The Jete are the gold standard when it comes to sucking.

It really brings me joy.

 

[1960Pats]

Reading this thread brings up a great question. WTJ would you do if you had a son who spent his early life training to be a QB and he ended up drafted by the Jete? That would suck.

 

[JetFan79]

Reading this thread brings up a great question. WTJ would you do if you had a son who spent his early life training to be a QB and he ended up drafted by the Jete? That would suck.

Tears of joy! A lot of 'em.