Jets Suck -- 2018 Edition (Official): Fifty Fabulous Years of Futility!

[StockingAnarchyNumber12]

Are ya sure about that? This is a couple years ago, but says buffalo averaged $36.

5 least (and most) expensive stadiums to watch an NFL game

Honestly, I am shocked the Jete dont pay fans to watch games. Why do fans pay for that crap?

 

[JetFan79]

Honestly, I am shocked the Jete dont pay fans to watch games. Why do fans pay for that crap?

I've heard you're a youngin'. To help explain it to ya, it'd help to know your age.

Basically I'm wondering if you've experienced the Pats prior to Billy n Tommy.

 

[PatsFanInVa]

 

[Tunescribe]

I've heard you're a youngin'. To help explain it to ya, it'd help to know your age. Basically I'm wondering if you've experienced the Pats prior to Billy n Tommy.

He might be younger than you but he's much smarter and hip to your disingenuous shtick, so you'd best watch your step.

 

[PatsFanInVa]

A long, long time ago
I can still remember how
My dad would talk of Namath with a smile
And I knew if we had the chance
We could go to the big dance
And maybe I'd be happy for a while
But February made me shiver
With every win the Pats delivered
Bad news watching party,
They got another Lombardi
Well I can't remember if I cried
When Brady hoisted number 5
But something touched me deep inside
The day delusion died

So bye, bye, misshapen JETE guy
All my JETE life, drove to Met Life,
To drive back with a sigh
And those goddam Pats Fans know
It must be a lie
When I say "This'll be the year when we try,
This'll be the year when we try"

Did you read the record books
Written by a guy we took
With pick number 199?
And did you scream for Pennington,
Can noodle arm save Team Can't Be Done,
If Mel Kiper says he's fine?
Well we know you were in love with him,
But Brady pwned him, don't be dim
You never could out-do us,
Hell, think about Mo Lewis!
You're a lonely green bean whining ****
In the swamps of Jersey, where Bruce's car's still stuck,
But you knew that the JETE sucked
The day delusion died.

So bye, bye, misshapen JETE guy
All your JETE life, drove to Met Life,
To drive back with a sigh
And us Pats Fans know
that it must be a lie
When you say "This'll be the year when we try,
This'll be the year when we try"

Herm Edward's years were same old same,
"Hello, you play to win the game..."
But you never won enough
When the GOAT gave goosebumps to John Madden,
And JETE fans watched, ashamed and saddened,
Sorry dude that must be tough.
And while the king first reached the heights,
The JESTers cried throughout the night,
Do you recall your hapless plight,
The day delusion died?

So bye, bye, misshapen JETE guy
All your JETE life, drove to Met Life,
To drive back with a sigh
And us Pats Fans know
that it must be a lie
When you say "This'll be the year when we try,
This'll be the year when we try"

Fester, JESTer, in the summer, pester
your wife, start fights til they arrest her.
Undefeated, but you'll fall fasssssst
Landing foul on the grass, forget about a forward pass,
With the JESTer Chad most often in a cast.
Year after year you ran on fumes
Mangenius, Favrevruh, then boom
You all got up your hopes,
You sad, pathetic dopes
You took your best shot, of course fell short
(Perhaps take up another sport?
Something on an indoor court?)
The day delusion died

So bye, bye, misshapen JETE guy
All your JETE life, drove to Met Life,
To drive back with a sigh
And us Pats Fans know
that it must be a lie
When you say "This'll be the year when we try,
This'll be the year when we try"

There Sanchize was with a butt in his face,
JETE suck frozen in time and space,
Caught between Moore and less
So come on, Hack be nimble, or maybe Fitz,
(I skipped Rex Ryan so I don't get sick;
just ate a goddam snack, I confess.)
And as I watched each years excuse,
It's just a cycle of abuse,
No son of JETE fans
Grows up into a man
And as the hopes rise high before each draft,
(They lost that too, just to be daft,)
I swear that even JETE fans laughed
The day delusion died

So bye, bye, misshapen JETE guy
All your JETE life, drove to Met Life,
To drive back with a sigh
And us Pats Fans know
that it must be a lie
When you say "This'll be the year when we try,
This'll be the year when we try"

I met a girl all dressed in green,
and hopped up on amphetamines,
Girl JETE fans are just that way
I drove to Exit 16 West
Where I always dreamed we'd be the best
But the fans there say the goddam JEST can't play
And on Gang Green, the theories fly,
"We're tanking for this magic guy,"
But whichever guy you've taken,
you've always been mistaken.
And the one team I've admired least
The doormat of the AFC East,
Couldn't rise again if they were made of yeast
The day delusion died.

So bye, bye, misshapen JETE guy
All your JETE life, drove to Met Life,
To drive back with a sigh
And us Pats Fans know
that it must be a lie
When you say "This'll be the year when we try,
This'll be the year when we try"

 

[JetFan79]

A long, long time ago
I can still remember how
My dad would talk of Namath with a smile
And I knew if we had the chance
We could go to the big dance
And maybe I'd be happy for a while
But February made me shiver
With every win the Pats delivered
Bad news watching party,
They got another Lombardi
Well I can't remember if I cried
When Brady hoisted number 5
But something touched me deep inside
The day delusion died

So bye, bye, misshapen JETE guy
All my JETE life, drove to Met Life,
To drive back with a sigh
And those goddam Pats Fans know
It must be a lie
When I say "This'll be the year when we try,
This'll be the year when we try"

Did you read the record books
Written by a guy we took
With pick number 199?
And did you scream for Pennington,
Can noodle arm save Team Can't Be Done,
If Mel Kiper says he's fine?
Well we know you were in love with him,
But Brady pwned him, don't be dim
You never could out-do us,
Hell, think about Mo Lewis!
You're a lonely green bean whining ****
In the swamps of Jersey, where Bruce's car's still stuck,
But you knew that the JETE sucked
The day delusion died.

So bye, bye, misshapen JETE guy
All your JETE life, drove to Met Life,
To drive back with a sigh
And us Pats Fans know
that it must be a lie
When you say "This'll be the year when we try,
This'll be the year when we try"

Herm Edward's years were same old same,
"Hello, you play to win the game..."
But you never won enough
When the GOAT gave goosebumps to John Madden,
And JETE fans watched, ashamed and saddened,
Sorry dude that must be tough.
And while the king first reached the heights,
The JESTers cried throughout the night,
Do you recall your hapless plight,
The day delusion died?

So bye, bye, misshapen JETE guy
All your JETE life, drove to Met Life,
To drive back with a sigh
And us Pats Fans know
that it must be a lie
When you say "This'll be the year when we try,
This'll be the year when we try"

Fester, JESTer, in the summer, pester
your wife, start fights til they arrest her.
Undefeated, but you'll fall fasssssst
Landing foul on the grass, forget about a forward pass,
With the JESTer Chad most often in a cast.
Year after year you ran on fumes
Mangenius, Favrevruh, then boom
You all got up your hopes,
You sad, pathetic dopes
You took your best shot, of course fell short
(Perhaps take up another sport?
Something on an indoor court?)
The day delusion died

So bye, bye, misshapen JETE guy
All your JETE life, drove to Met Life,
To drive back with a sigh
And us Pats Fans know
that it must be a lie
When you say "This'll be the year when we try,
This'll be the year when we try"

There Sanchize was with a butt in his face,
JETE suck frozen in time and space,
Caught between Moore and less
So come on, Hack be nimble, or maybe Fitz,
(I skipped Rex Ryan so I don't get sick;
just ate a goddam snack, I confess.)
And as I watched each years excuse,
It's just a cycle of abuse,
No son of JETE fans
Grows up into a man
And as the hopes rise high before each draft,
(They lost that too, just to be daft,)
I swear that even JETE fans laughed
The day delusion died

So bye, bye, misshapen JETE guy
All your JETE life, drove to Met Life,
To drive back with a sigh
And us Pats Fans know
that it must be a lie
When you say "This'll be the year when we try,
This'll be the year when we try"

I met a girl all dressed in green,
and hopped up on amphetamines,
Girl JETE fans are just that way
I drove to Exit 16 West
Where I always dreamed we'd be the best
But the fans there say the goddam JEST can't play
And on Gang Green, the theories fly,
"We're tanking for this magic guy,"
But whichever guy you've taken,
you've always been mistaken.
And the one team I've admired least
The doormat of the AFC East,
Couldn't rise again if they were made of yeast
The day delusion died.

So bye, bye, misshapen JETE guy
All your JETE life, drove to Met Life,
To drive back with a sigh
And us Pats Fans know
that it must be a lie
When you say "This'll be the year when we try,
This'll be the year when we try"

You are a very gifted (or disturbed) individual Va.

Tell the Mrs. I said hi. Too bad the pofo isn't around for some good conversation.

 

[StockingAnarchyNumber12]

I've heard you're a youngin'. To help explain it to ya, it'd help to know your age.

Basically I'm wondering if you've experienced the Pats prior to Billy n Tommy.

Was going to respond, but why feed you?

@Tunescribe - Are all Jets fans this cancerous?

 

[JetFan79]

Was going to respond, but why feed you?

@Tunescribe - Are all Jets fans this cancerous?

Think we all know what I was alluding to anyways. No sense discussing. Time will tell.

 

[Tunescribe]

Think we all know what I was alluding to anyways. No sense discussing. Time will tell.

At least you got part of this right; you're no match for him. Just more prickish trolling on your behalf that backfired.

 

[Tunescribe]

Was going to respond, but why feed you?

@Tunescribe - Are all Jets fans this cancerous?

It depends -- just really, REALLY stupidly delusional and full of self-loathing. Which I guess when applied to constant needy attention-seeking could fall under the category of being cancerous, so yeah.

 

[PatsFanInVa]

You are a very gifted (or disturbed) individual Va.

Tell the Mrs. I said hi. Too bad the pofo isn't around for some good conversation.

It's for all JETE fans -- and half a century of suck -- I wouldn't take it personally, except to the extent that being a JETE fan is a big part of your identity. I passed along your regards, and the Mrs. says hi.

Now if you'll please leave off the civility, I am trying to add my particular set of skills to a frothing, JETE-hating mob.

You don't have to be subject to this, of course... but truth is, the reason that kid on The Wonder Years never tapped Winnie... was that jacket!

It is the natural estate of JETE fans. Look at yourself. You used to win the off-season super bowl! What happened? Now you're two years out from your wildest dream... of mattering.

Just buy some new gear... if you live in that swamp, walk away... go somewhere new. I understand the FBI helps JETE fans through something called the Witless Protection Program?

Seriously. Look into it.

 

[Tunescribe]

truth is, the reason that kid on The Wonder Years never tapped Winnie... was that jacket!

 

[Mike the Brit]

Our Law Firm was Ben Jarvis Green Ellis, theirs is Nasty, Solitary, Poor, Brutish & Short

Whoah! Vir sapientissimus!

 

[maust]

In addition to Fifty Fabulous Years of Fun Filled Futility 2018 has already seen the Silver Anniversary of what may well be the most thoroughly emblematic jete game of all time. The Mud Bowl: In which a team from the Jersey swamp lands loses because it can not actually play (wait for it)... in a swamp. Scoring a grand total of ZERO points in a Championship Game. How thoroughly jete is that?

 

[maust]

Fab Fifty Fun Fact: In their entire history the jete have managed to accomplish 11 double digit win seasons. To put that in perspective, that's as many double digit win seasons in 58 years as the Patriots have churned out in the last 11.

 

[Tony2046]

I've heard you're a youngin'. To help explain it to ya, it'd help to know your age.

Basically I'm wondering if you've experienced the Pats prior to Billy n Tommy.

I've heard you're a basement dweller. To help explain it to ya, it'd help to know your level of delusion.

Basically I'm wondering if you've experienced the Jete prior to Allie, Hermy, Mangina, Sexy Rexy, Todd Blows n Vinny, Penny, Brooksie (was here), Penny x 2, Farverah, Mr. Buttfumble himself, Gee No, Patrick fits ryan (or was it ryan fits Patrick?), Gee not again, Petty, McClown, Petty (give those youngin's a second chance).

So yeah, why do you pay for that crap.

"Super Bowl 2018 2019 here we come". Right?

 

[Tony2046]

Was going to respond, but why feed you?

@Tunescribe - Are all Jets fans this cancerous?

More like herpes. He won't kill you but will make an unpleasant pusy appearance now and then.

 

[PatsFanInVa]

Whoah! Vir sapientissimus!

 

[JetFan79]

"Super Bowl 2018 2019 here we come". Right?

Right!

Now you're gettin' it Tone.

 

[Tony2046]

Right!

Now you're gettin' it Tone.

I got it a long time ago.

"Super Bowl....
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.....here we come"