Content Post JETS SUCK 2021 EDITION (OFFICIAL): THE INSIDIOUS JETE STANK CONSPIRACY

[Bill Lee]

Big endorsement offers coming from Nickelodeon, Lunchables, and Boy Scouts of America.

And mom can bring in some tie-ins to rehab clinics.

"After the intervention, we took Mom to..."

 

[Ice_Ice_Brady]

Carl Lawson carted off at Jets-Packers joint practice

Carl Lawson has been the subject of much praise at Jets training camp, so there are a lot of people in the organization holding their breath on Thursday about his condition.

profootballtalk.nbcsports.com

 

[JetFan79]

Carl Lawson carted off at Jets-Packers joint practice

Carl Lawson has been the subject of much praise at Jets training camp, so there are a lot of people in the organization holding their breath on Thursday about his condition.

profootballtalk.nbcsports.com

Oh joy.

 

[Ice_Ice_Brady]

Oh joy.

Doesn’t sound good…hope he’s okay.

 

[Ice_Ice_Brady]

 

[slam]

The Lawson news sucks for the Jets and not in a fun way.

 

[Ice_Ice_Brady]

Looks like Achilles tear…even worse than ACL.

 

[jimnance]

Both are gold. That one is another variation.


Jack Sprat could eat no fat
His wife could eat no lean
So Jack ignored those flabby tits
And licked her assh0le clean

Hope he flossed

 

[Ice_Ice_Brady]

I'm just going to keep banging this drum because of the comedic value. I just love how the "anonymous" Jets scout ranked Becton as the second best tackle in the NFL for those ESPN rankings, defending how he was the right choice over Wirfs and severely overrating him based on his Hall of Fame projection. It's the Jets way to overrate their own players based on the imaginary idea they're going to suddenly improve for no apparent reason. They do it time after time after time.

Mike LaFleur: Mekhi Becton going through some things, not playing his best

Thursday has not been a day filled with good news about the Jets.

profootballtalk.nbcsports.com

Offensive coordinator Mike LaFleur told reporters after practice that he’s been unhappy with the play of the offensive line in general and that Becton’s play in particular has not been at the level the team wants to see as the 2020 first-round pick prepares for his second NFL season.

“Mekhi’s going through some things right now,” LaFleur said, via SNY. “He’s not playing at his best and he knows that. . . . He didn’t have a training camp last year. He didn’t have OTAs last May and June. I’ve got all the confidence in the world in Mekhi because, one, I know how talented he is and, two, he’s a good dude and he’s going to work through all this stuff.”


Sounds like he's getting destroyed against actual competition, after getting destroyed by his own teammate (who is now out for the season with a torn Achilles.)

Mekhi Becton getting important practice against Packers' 'premier' pass rushers

Robert Saleh believes that Mekhi Becton’s battles with the Packers’ Za’Darius Smith and Preston Smith will help the Jets tackle develop.

jetswire.usatoday.com

 

[Tunescribe]

This reads like an article from The Onion.

Little Mikey (literally, his nickname is Mikey), the little tagalong, coffee gopher who was offensive coordinator one year at Davidson, where they went winless and averaged 14 ppg.

Seems he’s done basically nothing except leech onto the success of his older brother and is riding the association with Shanahan, McVay, etc.

This picture is so ****ing hilarious…L.M.F.A.O. Again, it seems too satirical to be real. So Jetsy. So, so Jetsy.

Oh, brother: New York Jets' Mike LaFleur ready to call his own shot

As the younger brother to Packers coach Matt LaFleur, the Jets' offensive coordinator has risen through the ranks thanks to family, tenacity and talent.

www.espn.com

Lower-right corner looks like a disembodied head.

 

[slam]

In contrast, the Becton sucking in practice news sucks for the Jets in a very fun way.

 

[PatsfaninTx]

How about

Mary had a little sheep
With the sheep she went to sleep
The sheep turned out to be a ram
Mary had a little lamb.

 

[StockingAnarchyNumber12]

All im getting from this is the milf mom is into beastality?

 

[Hyped]

Damn shame re: injuries for the Jete.

I want them to incompetently suck....and not have any excuses...

 

[Uptown]

 

[Tunescribe]

Damn shame re: injuries for the Jete.

I want them to incompetently suck....and not have any excuses...

For all we know the injuries are related to poor conditioning/inadequate off-season training program. So inherent Jete suckage might remain the root cause of their woes. Also, injury impact can be mitigated by capable backups and everyone knows the Jete have no working concept of roster building.

 

[sambam94]

who cares about the Jets, stupid thread

 

[Tunescribe]

who cares about the Jets, stupid thread

Stupid post. This thread serves an important public service. If you somehow believe it represents "caring" about the Jete, you're missing the point.

 

[StockingAnarchyNumber12]

who cares about the Jets, stupid thread

Probably one of the best threads on the forum

 

[BTTA]

The Jets aren't really going to need a defense this year, because of the QB brilliance. No worries here. It'll be like shootout in a soccer game...one stop wins because your guy can't be.