Content Post JETS SUCK 2021 EDITION (OFFICIAL): THE INSIDIOUS JETE STANK CONSPIRACY

[PatsFanInVa]

You know, it's completely irrelevant to anything, but he just sorta looks like a Zach, doesn't he?

 

[XLIX]

You know, it's completely irrelevant to anything, but he just sorta looks like a Zach, doesn't he?

They're kinda douchey, huh?

 

[Ice_Ice_Brady]

This reads like an article from The Onion.

Little Mikey (literally, his nickname is Mikey), the little tagalong, coffee gopher who was offensive coordinator one year at Davidson, where they went winless and averaged 14 ppg.

Seems he’s done basically nothing except leech onto the success of his older brother and is riding the association with Shanahan, McVay, etc.

This picture is so ****ing hilarious…L.M.F.A.O. Again, it seems too satirical to be real. So Jetsy. So, so Jetsy.

Oh, brother: New York Jets' Mike LaFleur ready to call his own shot

As the younger brother to Packers coach Matt LaFleur, the Jets' offensive coordinator has risen through the ranks thanks to family, tenacity and talent.

www.espn.com

 

[PatsFanInVa]

They're kinda douchey, huh?

well now that you went and called them douchey... Doocys:

 

[captain stone]

Punky McMilfson rides in the minivan with Hot Mommy and drinks his juice!

Obsessing Over Zach Wilson's Mom Is To Fail The Jets Media Integrity Test

New York Jets fans and media members who obsess over Zach Wilson's mom are failing the integrity test too many can't pass today.

jetsxfactor.com

From the column: "First and foremost, is the face of the franchise not wearing his seatbelt? Buckle up, kid; it’s the law.
Secondly, that’s right: The New York Jets quarterback still drinks juice boxes. (Imagine Carolina Panthers fans after Week 1 if a juice box-drinking quarterback who looks 16 puts a spanking on the home team.)"

Did this genius just write a feature belittling people who do nothing but write about Punky's MILF? Isn't that also doing nothing but writing about Punky"s MILF?

Sewer Yorkers... or maybe just sports "journalists" in general, I don't know...

 

[captain stone]

This reads like an article from The Onion.

Little Mikey (literally, his nickname is Mikey), the little tagalong, coffee gopher who was offensive coordinator one year at Davidson, where they went winless and averaged 14 ppg.

Seems he’s done basically nothing except leech onto the success of his older brother and is riding the association with Shanahan, McVay, etc.

This picture is so ****ing hilarious…L.M.F.A.O. Again, it seems too satirical to be real. So Jetsy. So, so Jetsy.

Oh, brother: New York Jets' Mike LaFleur ready to call his own shot

As the younger brother to Packers coach Matt LaFleur, the Jets' offensive coordinator has risen through the ranks thanks to family, tenacity and talent.

www.espn.com

Mother LaFleur...I banged her...Oh!

 

[captain stone]

well now that you went and called them douchey... Doocys:

How unsurprising you went there, Zach.

 

[Tunescribe]

Old mother hubbard
Went to the cupboard
To get her old dog a snack
The cupboard was bare
She didn't despair
She let Rover munch on her crack

That's humor fit for a Jete fan. You should post it on their site and become an instant celebrity. I think it's ganggreennation.com.

 

[Kontradiction]

That's humor fit for a Jete fan. You should post it on their site and become an instant celebrity. I think it's ganggreennation.com.

That’s Andrew Dice Clay, so you might not be far off.

 

[JetFan79]

That's humor fit for a Jete fan. You should post it on their site and become an instant celebrity. I think it's ganggreennation.com.

There are multiple. JetNation.com is the place to be though.

 

[Kontradiction]

There are multiple. JetNation.com is the place to be though.

I got banned from there back in the day. They were more patient with me than the Chargers board, though. I got banned from that one for making my location “Your Mom’s Ass.”

 

[Ice_Ice_Brady]

“Hall of Fame potential”

Always the same story on Jets bust picks...wait’ll you see him next year tho!

 

[JetFan79]

“Hall of Fame potential”

Always the same story on Jets bust picks...wait’ll you see him next year tho!

Becton has been so bad, he's hurting the financial markets...

Becton ****inson & Co. stock falls Wednesday, underperforms market​

Published: Aug. 18, 2021 at 4:40 p.m. ET

Becton ****inson & Co. stock falls Wednesday, underperforms market

 

[Kontradiction]

Becton has been so bad, he's hurting the financial markets...

Becton ****inson & Co. stock falls Wednesday, underperforms market​

Published: Aug. 18, 2021 at 4:40 p.m. ET

Becton ****inson & Co. stock falls Wednesday, underperforms market

 

[Tunescribe]

Becton has been so bad, he's hurting the financial markets...

Becton ****inson & Co. stock falls Wednesday, underperforms market​

Published: Aug. 18, 2021 at 4:40 p.m. ET

Becton ****inson & Co. stock falls Wednesday, underperforms market

Messy Bacon sucks.

 

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[Bill Lee]

Seems they both like juice boxes... Just sayin'...

 

[StockingAnarchyNumber12]

That's humor fit for a Jete fan. You should post it on their site and become an instant celebrity. I think it's ganggreennation.com.

If one does join a Jets board, I've heard incidents where people just do not ever come back the same again. The low IQ posts and disgusting smell that radiates off the sites causes severe brain damage.

Don't do it.

 

[jimnance]

Old mother hubbard
Went to the cupboard
To get her old dog a snack
The cupboard was bare
She didn't despair
She let Rover munch on her crack

Is that the updated version?
The original:
Old mother hubbard
Went to the cupboard
To get her old dog a bone
When she bent over
Rover took over
And gave her a bone of his own

 

[Ice_Ice_Brady]

Big endorsement offers coming from Nickelodeon, Lunchables, and Boy Scouts of America.