Jets Suck -- 2017 Edition (Official): Countdown to Oblivion

[Tunescribe]

If he gets 6 wins with this WR corps, I'll take him.

So will we.

 

[goheels22002]

So, the Jete are dead last in the league at 500-1 odds to make the Super Bowl this year. That doesn't portend well for future seasons either. Sucks being them.

This is a bit off-topic for this thread, but in the heady world of Super Bowl odds, I think I'd rather be the Jets with no chance to get there, than the Falcons. It sucks being the Jets, but its gotta suck more to be the Falcons.

 

[JetFan79]

Let's see if he can score 6 points before thinking he could win any games

Agreed. I was replying to @BradyFTW!'s hypothetical outcome of Hack getting us to 6-10.

 

[BaconGrundleCandy]

If he gets 6 wins with this WR corps, I'll take him.

Good thing for us is that you can be terrible & get 6 wins bc of this pathetic div. I could see u getting 3 wins from Mia or Buff and vice versa for those teams as well.



So how well can the Jete suck?

 

[Tunescribe]

Agreed. I was replying to @BradyFTW!'s hypothetical outcome of Hack getting us to 6-10.

Back for another round, eh?

 

[Joker]

I knew this mutt would show his true green puke colors as soon as the season got close. Like a goddamned swallow returning to Capistrano. The uS govt should research the Rat fan's brain chemicals and come up with a weapon. No need for nukes, just drop Joylent Green and the entire populace turns into morons.

 

[Clonamery]

Back for another round, eh?

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That pic should be his avatar. Of course, instead of getting $20, they pay to see the Jete play and that's like a kick in the nuts for 60 minutes.

 

[Tunescribe]

The uS govt should research the Rat fan's brain chemicals and come up with a weapon.

I dunno, wouldn't that just make our enemies delusional? But it also would make them masochists at the same time, so perhaps they would enjoy being defeated.

 

[Tunescribe]

That pic should be his avatar. Of course, instead of getting $20, they pay to see the Jete play and that's like a kick in the nuts for 60 minutes.

Most Jete tickets will be +/- $20 this season.

 

[PatsFanInVa]

This is a bit off-topic for this thread, but in the heady world of Super Bowl odds, I think I'd rather be the Jets with no chance to get there, than the Falcons. It sucks being the Jets, but its gotta suck more to be the Falcons.

The Falcons don't face such extreme odds. I believe odds of the returning are 28:3

 

[PatsFanInVa]

If he gets 6 wins with this WR corps, I'll take him.

I wish a mofo would give your boy Hack Reche Caldwell as a #1 receiver.

Nicely laid out pre-scuse, send that to JETE management. And oh God YES let Sally Bowles get a tattoo of his wife in a Hack jersey.

Hack Jersey... Wow, that actually strikes me as a perfect name for where the JETE play. Or maybe a nickname for Hack. Or some JETE troll who thinks he can digitally steal Brady's laundry.

Oh please let "Hack" have 3 more promising games oh please let hope be rekindled in JETE fans. Their tears taste sweet, and so much sweeter when they realize "Oh no... we could have tanked but we won 6 games..."

 

[PatsFanInVa]

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One of the JETE O-linemen, I presume.

 

[jmt57]

The Jets Are Bad, But Are They 0-16 Bad?

By these measures, the 2016 Jets were at least as good as, if not significantly better than, all the one- and zero-win squads of this era.

Well hey, there's something to hang your hat on and rally around.



It wasn’t all positive, of course — these are the Jets, after all.

Has there ever been any better example of 'stating the obvious' than this?



The Jets’ air attack is likely to be less effective in 2017 than it was in 2016, even if the motley trio of Josh McCown, Bryce Petty and Christian Hackenberg can combine to be better than the Jets’ league-worst quarterback corps (67.6 team passer rating) from 2016.

Sounds like being challenged to race against someone with a broken leg ... and losing.



So take heart, Jet fans: Even with the worst team in football, 0-16 is a tough feat to pull off.

There is no way any sane person would take that bet.

 

[jmt57]

Is Bryce Petty eliminated from Jets' quarterback competition?

This wasn't a crisp practice for McCown (8-for-18, four sacks), who misfired on four straight passes in the red zone and sputtered in a two-minute drill.

There was a bad/funny moment near the goal line. Elijah McGuire ran a flat route out of the backfield, but never turned his head. McCown's pass hit him in the back of the helmet, conjuring up memories of the time Tim Tebow got doinked in the head in 2012.

He didn't have any ugly moments, although there were three sacks. Overall, this wasn't a great day for Hackenberg (8-for-19)...

Petty threw two interceptions, both of which came on deflections. Bad luck? Uh, not entirely. The first was a deep heave to Robby Anderson, the second was a forced throw into man-to-man coverage.



Jets coach Todd Bowles gets mad after practice fight, sloppy play

At the rate they're going, the New York Jete may have more practices stoppages this summer than touchdowns...

This was the third time that practice was stopped because of sloppy play...

Offensively, this was a ragged practice; many of them are. There were two interceptions (both by Bryce Petty), seven sacks allowed, at least four dropped passes and a couple of unsuccessful two-minute drives...

 

[Tony2046]

I wish a mofo would give your boy Hack Reche Caldwell as a #1 receiver.

Nicely laid out pre-scuse, send that to JETE management. And oh God YES let Sally Bowles get a tattoo of his wife in a Hack jersey.

Hack Jersey... Wow, that actually strikes me as a perfect name for where the JETE play. Or maybe a nickname for Hack. Or some JETE troll who thinks he can digitally steal Brady's laundry.

Oh please let "Hack" have 3 more promising games oh please let hope be rekindled in JETE fans. Their tears taste sweet, and so much sweeter when they realize "Oh no... we could have tanked but we won 6 games..."

Question: what are the odds that Hackensack NJ will change their name to SackenHack during/after the season?

 

[Bill Lee]

That pic should be his avatar. Of course, instead of getting $20, they pay to see the Jete play and that's like a kick in the nuts for 60 minutes.

C'mon @JeteFan69, you know it's time to get rid of that kiddie porn avatar you now have, and update it with one that truly reflects what it's like to be a Jete fan these days.

 

[PatsWSB47]

I wish a mofo would give your boy Hack Reche Caldwell as a #1 receiver.

Nicely laid out pre-scuse, send that to JETE management. And oh God YES let Sally Bowles get a tattoo of his wife in a Hack jersey.

Hack Jersey... Wow, that actually strikes me as a perfect name for where the JETE play. Or maybe a nickname for Hack. Or some JETE troll who thinks he can digitally steal Brady's laundry.

Oh please let "Hack" have 3 more promising games oh please let hope be rekindled in JETE fans. Their tears taste sweet, and so much sweeter when they realize "Oh no... we could have tanked but we won 6 games..."

...and when they're asked to explain their failure to secure the best draft picks they can just say they were "hacked"

 

[Tony2046]

One of the JETE O-linemen, I presume.

Nope. It was this Jete as a toddler. He hasn't changed a bit.

 

[Ice_Ice_Brady]

The Jets Are Bad, But Are They 0-16 Bad?

By these measures, the 2016 Jets were at least as good as, if not significantly better than, all the one- and zero-win squads of this era.

Well hey, there's something to hang your hat on and rally around.



It wasn’t all positive, of course — these are the Jets, after all.

Has there ever been any better example of 'stating the obvious' than this?



The Jets’ air attack is likely to be less effective in 2017 than it was in 2016, even if the motley trio of Josh McCown, Bryce Petty and Christian Hackenberg can combine to be better than the Jets’ league-worst quarterback corps (67.6 team passer rating) from 2016.

Sounds like being challenged to race against someone with a broken leg ... and losing.



So take heart, Jet fans: Even with the worst team in football, 0-16 is a tough feat to pull off.

There is no way any sane person would take that bet.

The Jets are bad? Apparently this writer didn't watch the (AFCCG preview) Jets-Titans game. They are already 1-0.

 

[AtomicDawg]

Hey @JetFan79 and other JETE idiots who may be reading this (doubt you can even read), here's a hype video for ya BOYZ in turtle green. Get pumped at the suck!