Jets Suck -- 2017 Edition (Official): Countdown to Oblivion

[Tunescribe]

It's taboo complimenting the Jets but I will say their uniforms look much better this year using the new Nike template. They don't have multiple different shades of green on the jersey like before.

Please don't downvote this to hell.

What on earth is wrong with you?

 

[PatsFanInVa]

Posts like these are why I'm watching less of Comedy Central nowadays. This is shaping up to be a solid 5-11/8-8 team. Let's celebrate with a special treat!

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LOLOL... they're caught deciding whether to tank right b/c that's what they can "compete" at, or whether to make a run at .500. What a dilemma.

I am afraid that "Hack" will gash the whole league for 127 yards a week

Been a good looking 1 exhibition game there... about ready for an off-season SB again JETE?

 

[AtomicDawg]

How desperate are the Jetes to want to seem tough and intimidating, even in the preseason? This guy was caught scanning tickets that were unsold......and then threw them out. Which is where the tickets belong anyway.







Oops.

 

[PatsWSB47]

Leave it to 79 to freaking celebrate the first Jets preseason game as if it was as just as important and historically significant as Superbowl LI was. Yes 79 the coaching and game play was epic, freaking epic. Yet Another installment in the Jets annual "One Game to Glory" series. This year shot in delusion vision.

 

[PatsFanInVa]

Leave it to the JETE to decide to tank and not follow through

 

[Tony2046]

Leave it to the JETE to decide to tank and not follow through

"This is a brilliant plan" "2018 here we come" "Woohoo" "All aboard the tank plan" "You Pats fans are in big trouble next year"

(127 yards and a few sailed passes out of bounds later)

"OMG !!!" "Hack looks freaking fantastic" "He only hit one sideline reporter"

"8-8 would be a Great year"

One preseason game. hahahaha

Kickme 79 is the reason they put toaster directions on a pop tart package.

 

[JetFan79]

"This is a brilliant plan" "2018 here we come" "Woohoo" "All aboard the tank plan" "You Pats fans are in big trouble next year"

(127 yards and a few sailed passes out of bounds later)

"OMG !!!" "Hack looks freaking fantastic" "He only hit one sideline reporter"

"8-8 would be a Great year"

One preseason game. hahahaha

Kickme 79 is the reason they put toaster directions on a pop tart package.

Lol, what are you going on about? The goal is to get a QB one way or the other. Either by getting a top draft pick, or better yet the QB is already on the team, in which case getting a top draft pick is not important.

It's really not that hard to understand.

Come on. Have a glass. It's delicious!

 

[Tony2046]

Lol, what are you going on about? The goal is to get a QB one way or the other. Either by getting a top draft pick, or better yet the QB is already on the team, in which case getting a top draft pick is not important.

It's really not that hard to understand.

Come on. Have a glass. It's delicious!

Don't worry I get it.

127 yards during the first preseason game = Maac has balls and Bowels is a genius.

Can't wait to see the euphoria after Hack cracks the 150 mark. "GOAT!!!" "19-0"

 

[BradyFTW!]

Lol, what are you going on about? The goal is to get a QB one way or the other. Either by getting a top draft pick, or better yet the QB is already on the team, in which case getting a top draft pick is not important.

It's really not that hard to understand.

Come on. Have a glass. It's delicious!

I'm going to try to do you a solid and save you some heartache here. Hackenburg is not the QB of the future. Get that thought out of your head right now, because nothing good can come of it. He's absolute garbage.

I sincerely hope he's 'good' enough to get you guys to 6-10 because that would be the greatest, Jets-est thing to happen in a couple years now, but if I was a Jets fan that's definitely not what I would be hoping for.

 

[JetFan79]

Don't worry I get it.

127 yards during the first preseason game = Maac has balls and Bowels is a genius.

Can't wait to see the euphoria after Hack cracks the 150 mark. "GOAT!!!" "19-0"

 

[JetFan79]

I'm going to try to do you a solid and save you some heartache here. Hackenburg is not the QB of the future. Get that thought out of your head right now, because nothing good can come of it. He's absolute garbage.

I sincerely hope he's 'good' enough to get you guys to 6-10 because that would be the greatest, Jets-est thing to happen in a couple years now, but if I was a Jets fan that's definitely not what I would be hoping for.

If he gets 6 wins with this WR corps, I'll take him.

 

[Joker]

This guy is N-V-T-S nuts....in a Latin sense

 

[Clonamery]

He doesn't even sound real anymore. It's like someone else is writing his posts. Maybe it's one of the Jete PR guys (hack)ed into Kickme79's ID. It's all very surreal. What happened to the guy who was "**** a brick for the 1st pick?" Now, it's "6 or 8 wins is cool if Hack is not a bloody stool."

 

[PatsWSB47]

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Baby steps last for maybe 2 years. After that you're a toddler. The Jetes steps will qualify for AARP this year.

 

[PatsFanInVa]

"This is a brilliant plan" "2018 here we come" "Woohoo" "All aboard the tank plan" "You Pats fans are in big trouble next year"

(127 yards and a few sailed passes out of bounds later)

"OMG !!!" "Hack looks freaking fantastic" "He only hit one sideline reporter"

"8-8 would be a Great year"

One preseason game. hahahaha

Kickme 79 is the reason they put toaster directions on a pop tart package.

They're still the odds-on favorite to suck (despite last weekend's off-season super bowl):

Ranking all 32 teams' Super Bowl odds from 32 to 1

 

[PatsFanInVa]

Spoiler alert - they're ranked worst to first. Don't worry, you don't have to waste much time on the clickbait.

 

[Tunescribe]

Spoiler alert - they're ranked worst to first. Don't worry, you don't have to waste much time on the clickbait.

So, the Jete are dead last in the league at 500-1 odds to make the Super Bowl this year. That doesn't portend well for future seasons either. Sucks being them.

 

[Ring 6]

They're still the odds-on favorite to suck (despite last weekend's off-season super bowl):

Ranking all 32 teams' Super Bowl odds from 32 to 1

Wait. Let me see if I understand this.
The team that has no talent on the roster and is trying to get worse suddenly accomplished something because the scored 7 points in a preseason game?
And the bust of a QB is somehow better because he played almost the entire game and was shut out?

Only the jete

 

[Ring 6]

If he gets 6 wins with this WR corps, I'll take him.

Let's see if he can score 6 points before thinking he could win any games

 

[Clonamery]

So, the Jete are dead last in the league at 500-1 odds to make the Super Bowl this year. That doesn't portend well for future seasons either. Sucks being them.

I know some kickme fan is flying to Vegas as I type this to head to the nearest sports book to lay down his hard earned monopoly money on the longest jete.