Jets Suck -- 2017 Edition (Official): Countdown to Oblivion

[JetFan79]

Hey @JetFan79 and other JETE idiots who may be reading this (doubt you can even read), here's a hype video for ya BOYZ in turtle green. Get pumped at the suck!

That was f-in' awesome!

Also really looking forward to seeing IT.

 

[varjao]

Is there a SNF or MNF featuring the Jete this year?? I mean, who would want to watch that ****? Not even the Jete fans.

 

[JetFan79]

Is there a SNF or MNF featuring the Jete this year?? I mean, who would want to watch that ****? Not even the Jete fans.

TNF 11/2 vs Buffalo

 

[varjao]

TNF 11/2 vs Buffalo

Historically a terrible game to watch. And then the NFL doesn't know why their ratings are dropping.

 

[JetFan79]

Historically a terrible game to watch. And then the NFL doesn't know why their ratings are dropping.

Pretty sure the TNF games aren't about flashy matchups like SNF and MNF are. TNF are mainly division matchups and they try to get every team to have one of 'em every season I believe.

 

[Ice_Ice_Brady]

Historically a terrible game to watch. And then the NFL doesn't know why their ratings are dropping.

What, you're not excited to watch two teams out-stink each other for a better draft pick?

 

[PatsFanInVa]

The Jets Are Bad, But Are They 0-16 Bad?

By these measures, the 2016 Jets were at least as good as, if not significantly better than, all the one- and zero-win squads of this era.

Well hey, there's something to hang your hat on and rally around.



It wasn’t all positive, of course — these are the Jets, after all.

Has there ever been any better example of 'stating the obvious' than this?



The Jets’ air attack is likely to be less effective in 2017 than it was in 2016, even if the motley trio of Josh McCown, Bryce Petty and Christian Hackenberg can combine to be better than the Jets’ league-worst quarterback corps (67.6 team passer rating) from 2016.

Sounds like being challenged to race against someone with a broken leg ... and losing.



So take heart, Jet fans: Even with the worst team in football, 0-16 is a tough feat to pull off.

There is no way any sane person would take that bet.

Don't count your chickens... the 76 (?) Buccaneers can't unscrew those cold duck caps yet...

 

[PatsFanInVa]

Nope. It was this Jete as a toddler. He hasn't changed a bit.

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If you're wrong and he's been a meme baby for 10 years... he should talk to TB12 about the avacado ice cream, work out, never smoke... he might live to see the JETE become relevant again

 

[Tony2046]

If you're wrong and he's been a meme baby for 10 years... he should talk to TB12 about the avacado ice cream, work out, never smoke... he might live to see the JETE become relevant again

Sounds like you're predicting armageddon in which only the roaches survive.


Would the Jetes actually play with themselves for a trophy?

No not that trophy silly, I meant the lombardi trophy.

 

[AtomicDawg]

That was f-in' awesome!

Also really looking forward to seeing IT.

Really? Well You'll get to see IT.....every Sunday. (Or Monday or Thursday).

You and your posse have been seeing IT for 49 years.

For your sanity, you should stop watching IT.

 

[Clonamery]

Really? Well You'll get to see IT.....every Sunday. (Or Monday or Thursday).

You and your posse have been seeing IT for 49 years.

For your sanity, you should stop watching IT.

Oh don't rub IT in, just say Tank you and move on.

 

[JetFan79]

Really? Well You'll get to see IT.....every Sunday. (Or Monday or Thursday).

You and your posse have been seeing IT for 49 years.

For your sanity, you should stop watching IT.

Yes really. Dawg.

 

[Tunescribe]

Yes really. Dawg.

Good evening, KickMe2018. Here you go:

 

[PatsFanInVa]

Sounds like you're predicting armageddon in which only the roaches survive.


Would the Jetes actually play with themselves for a trophy?

No not that trophy silly, I meant the lombardi trophy.

The JETE would play with themselves and claim they "won" practice.

(Our great defense intercepted a 127-yard passer 3 times!)

 

[Joker]

Yes..they WOULD play with themselves...if only they could find "it".....the first guy to sell tweezers and a magnifying glass as a set at Jet games will make MILLIONS

 

[JetFan79]

You guys are just pissed because chicks don't want to date ya.

Patriots Fans Are The 'Least Dateable,' Survey Finds

Ha, that's awesome.

 

[Tunescribe]

You guys are just pissed because chicks don't want to date ya.

Patriots Fans Are The 'Least Dateable,' Survey Finds

Ha, that's awesome.

We're the least datable because most of us are MARRIED. Meanwhile ...

 

[PatsWSB47]

You guys are just pissed because chicks don't want to date ya.

Patriots Fans Are The 'Least Dateable,' Survey Finds

Ha, that's awesome.

The survey showed that the more successful the team, the worse they did in poll. Not surprising considering the envy and hate that it breeds. This was a poll taken of other fan bases.

 

[Tunescribe]

The suvey showed that the more successful the team, the worse they did in poll. Not surprising considering the envy and hate that it breeds. This was a poll taken of other fan bases.

I figure 90-percent of male Patriots fans are married, engaged, or in committed relationships, taking them off the market as "undatable." Following a successful team breeds successful, upbeat fans, making them more desirable to the opposite sex. It only makes sense.

 

[YOUGOTMOSSED]

The suvey showed that the more successful the team, the worse they did in poll. Not surprising considering the envy and hate that it breeds. This was a poll taken of other fan bases.

Buffalo Bills fans are 4th most date-able? I don't think any of them have jobs.