Jets Suck -- 2017 Edition (Official): Countdown to Oblivion

[JetFan79]

What makes you believe it will be done "correctly"? They've botched it for the last 48 years (and counting). Nothing from the current coaching staff/front office/ownership suggests such capability.

 

[Joker]

George Michael is D-E-A-D...so are your hopes for 2017

this announcement courtesy of the Kerr Group For Jet Fan Remediation

 

[1960Pats]

So what? Everything in the area is expensive.


It sucks NJ had a SB? I love the game being local and in the elements. It should keep trending that way. Instead of following the pattern of domes or nice weather. This is football, not beach volleyball.


Not even the slightest worry Woody won't spend every dime in a year or two when the time is right. He's definitely not afraid to spend.


Maybe for you.


See now this one has to be jealousy or you just can't comprehend having local NFL football every week. Every week of the NFL season we can go tailgate at the stadium, watch other games in the parking lot and of course see live football. You should really rethink this one.


No different than most NFL teams. We should all become front runners.


I'm still waiting for one thing, let alone everything.

It isn't just that Woody went the PSL route. It's also the fact that Goody, the former Jest, timed his one time rule waiver perfectly so that the fools rushed in. It's easy for Woody to spend the money that Jest fans gave him.

The Jests are closer to a beach volleyball team than a football team. Maybe your dream of a Jest perfect season is possible.

What happens in the shared stadium when the Beatles come back from the dead for a concert? Which of the 150 thousand seat 'owners' get the 75 thousand seats?

The Jest are not most teams. Not. Even. Close. They suck more now than ever.

 

[Zuma]

Their is a common thread...a message that permeates throughout football lore...when men were men...and the jets suck.

 

[Palm Beach Pats Fan]

The Jest haven't won a thing in nearly a half century. That sucks.

I find it to be...GLORIOUS!

 

[StockingAnarchyNumber12]

I could double my age and still not of witnessed Jets hoist that trophy.

Thats how bad the Jets are. LOL

 

[JetFan79]

I could double my age and still not of witnessed Jets hoist that trophy.

Thats how bad the Jets are. LOL

Oh man are you in for one hell of a let down soon!

Have you ever experienced the Pats w/o Brady n Bill?

Lmao, if you decide to stay a fan, I look forward to how ya handle it.

 

[StockingAnarchyNumber12]

Oh man are you in for one hell of a let down soon!

Have you ever experienced the Pats w/o Brady n Bill?

Lmao, if you decide to stay a fan, I look forward to how ya handle it.

I'm not too concerned. I like my Pats and will always support them no matter the record, but I still have anime to fall back on even if its a lousy team.

 

[Tony2046]

Oh man are you in for one hell of a let down soon!

Have you ever experienced the Pats w/o Brady n Bill?

Lmao, if you decide to stay a fan, I look forward to how ya handle it.

Two things:

1. @StockingAnarchyNumber12 was alive to witness the Pats win their Super Bowl(s) while you were just a distant trailer park expansion dream when the JETES won theirs.

And

2. You won't live long enough to ever say to SAN12, "your team hasn't won **** in half a century "

Btw, since your team's historic victory, (in a year that N.J. declared Two Virgins pornography), which was viewed on 13 inch black and white televisions across the nation, the JETES have won the AFC East three times. The Pats won the AFC East four times four times and went to two super bowls pre Brady.

Ahh the good ole days. Too bad you missed them..

 

[Joker]

Jet Fan...always a few cans short of a six pack...

 

[BTTA]

This new low in Jets' competence has put us in the odd position of rooting for Jets' victories this year, because 6-10 is the ultimate failure when you are playing for draft position.

 

[captain stone]

Agree. I want to J-E-T-E to suck, but not that badly. For instance, I want them
to beat the Doofins twice, as well as the Faiders & Donkeys. Not going to happen, unfortunately.

 

[StockingAnarchyNumber12]

Two things:

1. @StockingAnarchyNumber12 was alive to witness the Pats win their Super Bowl(s) while you were just a distant trailer park expansion dream when the JETES won theirs.

And

2. You won't live long enough to ever say to SAN12, "your team hasn't won **** in half a century "

Btw, since your team's historic victory, (in a year that N.J. declared Two Virgins pornography), which was viewed on 13 inch black and white televisions across the nation, the JETES have won the AFC East three times. The Pats won the AFC East four times four times and went to two super bowls pre Brady.

Ahh the good ole days. Too bad you missed them..

Great post as usual, Tony! Truth, I missed the first three superbowl victories by our Patriots, but is it weird that I don't mind? In the last ten years I have witnessed this team go to FOUR superbowls and win their last TWO. I already have enough memories to last me a lifetime and I don't think JetFan understands that feeling you get when your team lifts that trophy... Maybe we
WILL be **** in 30 years, but at least I have these memories! What does Jetfan have? Beating us in the playoffs years ago? That may be his superbowl, but to me its a hollow victory. Nothing beats lifting that trophy. Not once, but twice! So,if we become **** I don't want to hear Jets fans mock us. We have more superbowls than they will get in their lifetimes and maybe even another lifetime.

 

[JetFan79]

Maybe we
WILL be **** in 30 years, but at least I have these memories! What does Jetfan have? Beating us in the playoffs years ago? That may be his superbowl, but to me its a hollow victory. Nothing beats lifting that trophy. Not once, but twice! So,if we become **** I don't want to hear Jets fans mock us. We have more superbowls than they will get in their lifetimes and maybe even another lifetime.

Wait a minute... how old (or rather young) are you?

You should say "poo" instead. "It's easy, M'Kay."

 

[Joker]

wrong again..what we Pats fans say is ,when we're about to take a dump "hey, I'll be right back...gotta take a good jete.."

 

[StockingAnarchyNumber12]

Alright, Jetfan - The Jets suck poo and so do you

 

[JPPT1974]

Well we can agree to disagree on not at all liking teams as long as it is done in a polite way.

 

[Brick27]

Dear Lord,

Thank you for providing food on my table, family and friends around me, and love in my heart.

But most importantly, thank you for not making me a Jets fan.

Amen.

 

[StockingAnarchyNumber12]

Somebody thinks its a good idea to have Chuck Pagano as the Jets HC. You cant make this **** up.

Jets Head Coach: Chuck Pagano?

 

[Tony2046]

Somebody thinks its a good idea to have Chuck Pagano as the Jets HC. You cant make this **** up.

Jets Head Coach: Chuck Pagano?

To be fair they are trashing that idea. Pagano = Punt bungle. That will forever be his legacy.