Jets Suck -- 2017 Edition (Official): Countdown to Oblivion

[Joker]

who needs seats when you can stand above Gate D all game sexually harassing every women you see...or better yet...punch little 5'2" women in the face with your 6'4" tough guy hands?

 

[Joker]

wanna see it from a better angle? sure you do Rat fan...it's all you scum rat dirtbags care about..

 

[JetFan79]

Ah the magical Gate D...



The only thing I miss from that stadium.

 

[captain stone]

He even waited until the girl had turned away for a moment.

Sewer Yorkers…residents of the Armpit of America.

I hate that feckin place, and everybody in it.

 

[BTTA]

Apparently Forte didn't get the memo.

The Jets are so bad that the stunning absurdity of an NFL player having to say that just slips right by.

 

[The Gr8est]

Interesting marketing, but ultimately a slap in the face to those who purchased PSLs. Not to mention a glaring sign of how bad of a product that's been fielded recently.

Even though there are likely more leisure/entertainment options in the NYC area than anywhere else, it's still pretty bad if a team can't consistently sell out.

Anyone with any sense will just go tailgate and buy tickets for dirt cheap on their phones an hour before game time this season. I'm betting you'll get 10k PSL, $160 per game section tickets for $50 or less. Upper deck seats for $15 or less.

Smh, this is what happens when ya let Ryan F'in Fitzpatrick start for two seasons.

The 2018 draft can't get here soon enough.

Hopefully we can get a new, and fair, commissioner before then and the Rats won't even have a 1st round pick.

Not gonna happen, but I can dream.

 

[MitchKumstein]

who needs seats when you can stand above Gate D all game sexually harassing every women you see...or better yet...punch little 5'2" women in the face with your 6'4" tough guy hands?

Wasn't it reported later that the tough guy woman-beating jet fan had once killed someone?

It's unconfirmed that due to the extremely heinous nature of his crime, the judge sentenced him to attend jets games instead of prison

 

[Joker]

ex-con...but that's no surprise. It's more or less de rigueur for Rat fan...

 

[RelocatedPatFan]

This is just bizarre. Link: Jets Boarding Pass

So, you buy a season package for all 10 Green Beans home games and they phone text your seat location sometime before kickoff. Different seats each game. A fresh angle on losing each week makes for a better experience?

When (If?) they win a game against a team with a winning record, they'll lock in the seats assignments and call that their lucky configuration.

 

[JetFan79]

When (If?) they win a game against a team with a winning record, they'll lock in the seats assignments and call that their lucky configuration.

Except than any win this season will be a negative. So maybe any loss should be considered lucky.

 

[Tunescribe]

Except than any win this season will be a negative.

This is truly screwed up "thinking" and a manifestation of Jete fan suckage. NO WAY does losing "help" a struggling franchise. I don't care how desperate your Green Beans or their brain-dead fans are for a promising quarterback, fostering a losing culture in hopes it will lead to some draft-day messiah who magically "turns things around" is inherently counterproductive. Bad teams need to scratch, claw and fight for every morsel of success to build on. Sure, go ahead and pray for losses and mark your calendar for the 2018 draft. The joke inevitably will be on you.

 

[JetFan79]

This is truly screwed up "thinking" and a manifestation of Jete fan suckage. NO WAY does losing "help" a struggling franchise. I don't care how desperate your Green Beans or their brain-dead fans are for a promising quarterback, fostering a losing culture in hopes it will lead to some draft-day messiah who magically "turns things around" is inherently counterproductive. Bad teams need to scratch, claw and fight for every morsel of success to build on. Sure, go ahead and pray for losses and mark your calendar for the 2018 draft. The joke inevitably will be on you.

 

[Mike the Brit]

"Woe unto them that call evil good, and good evil; that put darkness for light, and light for darkness." Isaiah 5.20

 

[captain stone]

The J-E-T-E don't have to "tank." They'll be lucky to win 3 games (JAX, @CLE, LAC) this season.

 

[Tunescribe]

Stands to reason that's the best "response" you can muster when no logical counterargument is available.

 

[JetFan79]

Stands to reason that's the best "response" you can muster when no logical counterargument is available.

Hey, he's gotta be good for something.

 

[Joker]

Maybe he'll outlaw your Jetes and build a wall around the Meadowlands....10,000 feet high

 

[Bill Lee]

The fake Jetes of 2017 are perfect for the fake news era. If we ever hear of a Jetes win we know it's fake news.

 

[PatsFanInVa]

The fake Jetes of 2017 are perfect for the fake news era. If we ever hear of a Jetes win we know it's fake news.

The fake Jetes have been perfect for this era for 50 years now. It's just that our media forms have caught up to them.

Have they lawyered up for their upcoming football fraud investigation?

 

[Tunescribe]

Hey, he's gotta be good for something.

He certainly isn't and neither is your fake Jete fandom.