Content Post The 2011 season: The Jets Suck (merged a lot)

[ATippett56]

2012 AFC East Predictions

New England Patriots
Miami LOLphins
Bungalow Bills
New Jersey Jesters

That's right, the Jesters hit new lows under Rex "snack" Ryan. Rex "snack" Ryan meet the cellar!

Jets Suck!

 

[PatsFanSince74]

what an extremely eloquent yet succinct post....

Awww shucks.

My New Year's resolution for the Board was something like "Never use 3,000 words to say what I can say in 300; never use 300 words to say what I can say in 30 and never use 30 words to say what I can say in three."

Thus, "The Jets Suck." QED

 

[IcyPatriot]

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[Rob0729]

Awww shucks.

My New Year's resolution for the Board was something like "Never use 3,000 words to say what I can say in 300; never use 300 words to say what I can say in 30 and never use 30 words to say what I can say in three."

Thus, "The Jets Suck." QED

Ironically, my New Year's resolution a few years back was never use 300 words when I could use 3000 and never use 30 words when I can use 3000. To this date, it is the only New Year's resolution have have ever kept.

 

[PatsFanSince74]

Ironically, my New Year's resolution a few years back was never use 300 words when I could use 3000 and never use 30 words when I can use 3000. To this date, it is the only New Year's resolution have have ever kept.

Yeah, but the Jets still suck. Right?

 

[Tunescribe]

Yeah, but the Jets still suck. Right?

I was wondering the same thing about his post. It had nothing to do with the New Jersey Green Beans' pathetic suckage.

 

[Deus Irae]

Yeah, but the Jets still suck. Right?

It's only early in 2012 but, so far, projections are that the Jets will continue to suck indefinitely.

 

[Tunescribe]

It's only early in 2012 but, so far, projections are that the Jets will continue to suck indefinitely.

I hope to get through the rest of my life without the Green Beans winning a championship. If the last 43 years are any indication, things look promising. :singing:

 

[TheComeback]

Jets can't fly without a powerful sucking action

 

[Tunescribe]

I don't know how many people saw my thread on this two weeks ago, but I snapped this shot of Li'l Marky actually SUITED UP at the Super Bowl!

 

[PatsFanSince74]

I was wondering the same thing about his post. It had nothing to do with the New Jersey Green Beans' pathetic suckage.

Yes, I think we ought to turn the "Suck Police" loose on him...

 

[PatsFanSince74]

I don't know how many people saw my thread on this two weeks ago, but I snapped this shot of Li'l Marky actually SUITED UP at the Super Bowl!

Maybe he was there for the Punt, Pass and Kick competition. I understand he killed in the 10 year old category!

 

[Deus Irae]

Sad news....

Ryan said he had an idea of what will happen in next year’s Super Bowl, but he will keep that to himself.

“Looking forward, first off no promises. We’re going to have a team now. I think we’ll have the potential,” Ryan said, smiling with a pause, “to do great things.”

Rex: Guarantee was “huge mistake” before “terrible season” | ProFootballTalk

“I’m not going to promise anything about a Super Bowl,” Ryan said. “But I promise we are going to be a football team and we are going to be tight. There’s no doubt about it.”

http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2012/02/23/jets-wont-rule-out-peyton-manning-or-any-other-quarterback/

 

[PatsWickedPissah]

Woody will be wicked pissed at the lack of PSL sales help from the coach

 

[MP-Logick]

Sad news....

He might be quiet now, but let's see if he can hold his tongue for the next seven months...

 

[Tunescribe]

Woody will be wicked pissed at the lack of PSL sales help from the coach

Wrecks' blustering carnival barker approach has run its course. The only thing left is to produce on the field, and we know that team will be mediocre next season. Time for Woody to cut PSL prices if he wants to sell any more. I think there's something like 10,000 left.

 

[ausbacker]

Imagine the confidence this will instill in the Jets roster. Loud, boisterous coach proclaims publicly his team is awesome only to be shot down year in year out. Coach does about face proving a lack of faith in his team's ability to execute.

The implosion is well and truly in effect. Enjoy.

 

[Brady_to_Moss]

Promise we are going to be a football team? okay...

 

[BTTA]

Time for Woody to cut PSL prices if he wants to sell any more. I think there's something like 10,000 left.

If only I were a billionaire. Buy a hundred prime seats at a bulk discount and then give them away to the regulars on this board, to go root for whomever the Jets a playing. Have a whole block of Pats fans rooting against the Jets every Sunday. It would become a spectacle.

 

[Tunescribe]

If only I were a billionaire. Buy a hundred prime seats at a bulk discount and then give them away to the regulars on this board, to go root for whomever the Jets a playing. Have a whole block of Pats fans rooting against the Jets every Sunday. It would become a spectacle.

Better yet, give them away to diehard fans of whatever team is visiting. That would be hilarious.