The Green Beans sign Manning, who fails to regain his arm strength and devolves into the second coming of "Noodle Arm" Pennington. After the Beans go winless under him Manning is benched in favor of Li'l Marky, who promptly sets a league interception record while Santonio goes ballistic and attacks him in the locker room after a 49-0 home loss to the Patriots. In the ensuing scuffle, Manning steps in to stop the fight while Wrecks also tries to intercede. Wrecks slips on a ham sandwich and knocks Manning head-first into a locker, where he re-injures his neck. Holmes storms out and drives off in a rage, lighting a spliff to calm his nerves. Police pull him over doing 120 in a 20 mph school zone and book him for DUI.
Meanwhile, Cromartie beats up Fireman Ed for flirting with one of his wives/girlfriends. The judge assigned to the assault case sentences both of them to three months in jail just for being idiots, which screws New Jersey's defensive backfield because Revis has been holding out since training camp for a $485 million three-year contract extension. And that's only because Wrecks called him the best player in the league while guaranteeing that Revis could win the Super Bowl single-handed.
