Content Post The 2011 season: The Jets Suck (merged a lot)

[reflexblue]

Well, it's official. Santonio got $7.5 million of his 2013 salary guaranteed by not being cut by yesterday. That means the Jets better hope that couples counselling between him and Mark Sanchez works out. One bad sign is Little Marky is still upset that Santonio hogs the covers and didn't take him to the Justin Bieber concert the last time Bieber was in town.

I think what is going to happen is everyone will say the right thing in camp and the start of the season next year and the second Tone doesn't get his balls, things will fall apart again.

Santonio Holmes, New York Jets wide receiver, is guaranteed $7.5 million of his $11 million 2013 salary if he’s still on team this morning - NYPOST.com

LOL, for real
Whos balls are you referring too? Markys?

 

[Joker]

Congrats on the new Sanphonyo signing...

Jets keep Santonio Holmes



From the moment the season ended, the New York Jets said divisive wide receiver Santonio Holmes wasn't going anywhere. Now it's official.

The Jets' financial commitment to Holmes practically doubled on Wednesday, meaning they're locked into him for $15.25 million in guarantees. A $7.5 million guarantee (most of his 2013 salary) was triggered by being on the roster after the second day of the waiver period, which was Tuesday.

Holmes already was guaranteed his 2012 salary, $7.75 million, the second year of the five-year, $45 million contract he signed last summer.

 

[Brady_to_Moss]

Peyton Manning flexible on demands-ESPN - TheGangGreen.com Message Board


LOL at this:

He said he would take a contract where he would earn money for success (winning division, playoff games, Super Bowl etc). He would take no guarenteed money....

So this goon posts this...then says he wants to play where he can earn money to win.....when have the jets ever won....really anything? This is hilarious

 

[Deus Irae]

Peyton Manning flexible on demands-ESPN - TheGangGreen.com Message Board


LOL at this:




So this goon posts this...then says he wants to play where he can earn money to win.....when have the jets ever won....really anything? This is hilarious

They win the Super Bowl every summer.

 

[Rob0729]

Peyton Manning flexible on demands-ESPN - TheGangGreen.com Message Board


LOL at this:




So this goon posts this...then says he wants to play where he can earn money to win.....when have the jets ever won....really anything? This is hilarious

I'm still waiting for the Jets to sniff around Manning and lose out on him and then still try to sell the BS that they are 100% committed to Sanchez and Sanchez will be the QB as long as Sexy Rexy is there. Although that could be true because both could be unemployed after next season if they have another non-winning season.

 

[Brady_to_Moss]

Manning would never want to go play with that schmuck of a WR and coach

 

[Gunnails]

They win the Super Bowl every summer.

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Well maybe not the SB, but the Jets did beat the defending SB winners to become the MetLife Champions. So that is kinda a big deal.

 

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Well maybe not the SB, but the Jets did beat the defending SB winners to become the MetLife Champions. So that is kinda a big deal.

Wrecks genuinely has no shame. What an embarrassment to humanity (which, of course, excludes Green Beans fans).

 

[Rob0729]

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Well maybe not the SB, but the Jets did beat the defending SB winners to become the MetLife Champions. So that is kinda a big deal.

How ironic that an Mickey Mouse organization wins a trophy with Snoopy on it.

 

[Tunescribe]

How ironic that an Mickey Mouse organization wins a trophy with Snoopy on it.

I wonder if they put it in the trophy case next to the Lombardi. (Was it even called the Lombardi back then?)

 

[Hardboiled]

I wonder if they put it in the trophy case next to the Lombardi. (Was it even called the Lombardi back then?)

Not until 1970 after Lombardi's death.

 

[Tunescribe]

Not until 1970 after Lombardi's death.

I was being facetious. But just for the record, it can be stated that the Green Beans never have won an NFL championship of any kind OR a Lombardi trophy. :singing:

 

[ATippett56]

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Well maybe not the SB, but the Jets did beat the defending SB winners to become the MetLife Champions. So that is kinda a big deal.

Enjoy the Metlife Trophy since that is the only one the Jets will win in your lifetime.

 

[Joker]

this just in....LMMFAO stock is soaring today amidst the news of the impending fourth straight "We're Winning The Super Bowl!!!" offering put out there by CEO Wrecks Cryan of the NY JETS...smart investors from Passaic to Weehauken are lining up in droves ready to plunk down their entire life savings on this red hot stock...said Guido "I'm Vinny from Jersey Shore" Jercalini.."this time for SURE!!!"....Bullwinkle J. Moose agrees....

 

[ATippett56]

this just in....LMMFAO stock is soaring today amidst the news of the impending fourth straight "We're Winning The Super Bowl!!!" offering put out there by CEO Wrecks Cryan of the NY JETS...smart investors from Passaic to Weehauken are lining up in droves ready to plunk down their entire life savings on this red hot stock...said Guido "I'm Vinny from Jersey Shore" Jercalini.."this time for SURE!!!"....Bullwinkle J. Moose agrees....

I'm sure Boris and Natasha steer clear away from this one.

As for the New York Jets coaches, Peabody and Sherman would do a better job.

 

[ATippett56]

this just in....LMMFAO stock is soaring today amidst the news of the impending fourth straight "We're Winning The Super Bowl!!!" offering put out there by CEO Wrecks Cryan of the NY JETS...smart investors from Passaic to Weehauken are lining up in droves ready to plunk down their entire life savings on this red hot stock...said Guido "I'm Vinny from Jersey Shore" Jercalini.."this time for SURE!!!"....Bullwinkle J. Moose agrees....

Sounds like another Fractured Fairy Tale!

 

[Rob0729]

I just heard Rich Cimini on Sirius NFL Radio. He said Rex has a policy that every player when interviewed by the media that they much mention two other players and an assistant coach to promote "team". Now it makes sense why Santonio Holmes would tell the media that Sanchez was making poor decisions, the o-line couldn't block, and Schottenheimer was a horrible play caller. He was just promoting team.

 

[NinjaZX6R]

AHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAH. This is sooo awesome

Mark Sanchez
@Mark_Sanchez
@santonio10 you want to be my Valentine? #fb pic.twitter.com/6qEuVyMK

 

[ctpatsfan77]

Soaring.

 

[reflexblue]

Soaring.

That looks like an old MD DC 10 prone to Crashing.

Seriously, i friend of mine who worked for Raytheon was told not to fly on one unless it couldn't be avoided.