Content Post The 2011 season: The Jets Suck (merged a lot)

[Tunescribe]

Scott and Holmes -- two scumbag "me-first" malcontents holding the Green Beans prisoner by their contracts. Great stuff, indeed. :singing::singing::singing:

 

[Joker]

Scott and Holmes -- two scumbag "me-first" malcontents holding the Green Beans prisoner by their contracts. Great stuff, indeed. :singing::singing::singing:

wish I could like this about a 100 times

how fitting...Blart Scrote gets a real swift kick in the epididymis (look it up...it's part of the male anatomy)...can't wait to see him and that other dysfunctional turnip, Bloey Porter, superglued hip to hip begging for nickles at an I-95 rest stop....they should start their own consulting firm, Jagoff & Jagoff...

 

[Rob0729]

This is getting better and better. From ESPN NY:

Team officials met with Scott's agent at the NFL scouting combine to discuss the linebacker's future. Agent Harold Lewis said Monday he told the Jets that Scott was "extremely frustrated" in his diminished role last season, and that it was "destroying him" not to be utilized as he was in his first two seasons.

Lewis said a potential trade was discussed, but he claimed he didn't request a trade and nor has he received permission to seek one. But that could be a matter of semantics at this point. Scott's "ultimate goal" is to stay with the Jets, according to Lewis, who added: "If we can't fix what's broken, there will be other opportunities."

Scott, 32, would go to the linebacker-needy New York Giants "in a heartbeat," Lewis said.

Agent says New York Jets LB Bart Scott was 'extremely frustrated' - ESPN New York

Why do I think Scott and Holmes will compete to see who can cause a bigger locker room distraction for their side of defense. I think the Jets are going to be forced to free up cap space so they can afford to cut Scott.

Just when you thought the Jets Meltdown Theater has died down for the immediate future, the Jets stir up more turmoil.

 

[Joker]

hey look!!!...the Meltdown Theater Special....

 

[Rob0729]

LOL! Looks like the Jets may be trying to trade up to get RG3:

Now this may shock you, but the Mark Sanchez-led New York Jets also spoke with the Rams about the No. 2 overall pick, but as of now, they weren't able to devise a package large enough.

Per League Source: St. Louis Rams Have Offers on Table from Cleveland Browns, Washington Redskins and a Few Surprise Teams | National Football Authority

It seems the Jets are desperately trying to replace Sanchez. I guess the unlimited ceiling RayRay talked about for Sanchez is being the unemployed boyfriend of Kate Upton who spends his days playing Xbox on her couch or following her around to photo shoots holding her purse.

 

[supafly]

LOL! Looks like the Jets may be trying to trade up to get RG3:


Per League Source: St. Louis Rams Have Offers on Table from Cleveland Browns, Washington Redskins and a Few Surprise Teams | National Football Authority

It seems the Jets are desperately trying to replace Sanchez. I guess the unlimited ceiling RayRay talked about for Sanchez is being the unemployed boyfriend of Kate Upton who spends his days playing Xbox on her couch or following her around to photo shoots holding her purse.

Good stuff, Rob. I was wondering who the "surprise team that would shock everyone" was.

And in reality, all they did was prove to everyone that the price is too high for a potential trade for the #2 pick; thus solidifying yet another rumor that they don't stand by Sanchez!! Great move by the front office and PR. I'm sure they'll somehow deny it come tomorrow morning, to try and save Sanchez' feelings.

 

[Deus Irae]

Good stuff, Rob. I was wondering who the "surprise team that would shock everyone" was.

And in reality, all they did was prove to everyone that the price is too high for a potential trade for the #2 pick; thus solidifying yet another rumor that they don't stand by Sanchez!! Great move by the front office and PR. I'm sure they'll somehow deny it come tomorrow morning, to try and save Sanchez' feelings.

Sanchez got his offensive coordinator fired this year. Next year, it could be his GM and/or coach.

 

[Joker]

Sanchez got his offensive coordinator fired this year. Next year, it could be his GM and/or coach.

according to the newly revised SOJ 2012 Handbook, that would seem to be a certainty...

 

[reflexblue]

"I guess you're right. Let's not even play the season and just crown the Patsies the champs right now. Afterall, each year they are favorites; how has that worked ot the past 8 years."

Duh, how has it worked for the rats over the last Oh 43 Years.

Do you think the Jets can compete for a SB next season? - Page 4 - Jets Insider.com Forums

 

[Tunescribe]

hey look!!!...the Meltdown Theater Special....

Isn't that an aerial photo of the Jets 2011 training camp?

 

[PatsWickedPissah]

LOL! Looks like the Jets may be trying to trade up to get RG3:


Per League Source: St. Louis Rams Have Offers on Table from Cleveland Browns, Washington Redskins and a Few Surprise Teams | National Football Authority

It seems the Jets are desperately trying to replace Sanchez. I guess the unlimited ceiling RayRay talked about for Sanchez is being the unemployed boyfriend of Kate Upton who spends his days playing Xbox on her couch or following her around to photo shoots holding her purse.

Mixed feelings here. RG3 would be a major upgrade and is a good guy. Hate to see the Jets long term have someone decent at QB. That said, it would cost them their draft and possibly a decent player, further weakening a team that needs to rebuild cheaply via draft, not FA.

 

[Rob0729]

Mixed feelings here. RG3 would be a major upgrade and is a good guy. Hate to see the Jets long term have someone decent at QB. That said, it would cost them their draft and possibly a decent player, further weakening a team that needs to rebuild cheaply via draft, not FA.

The good news there, the Jets don't have enough to trade up unless they packaged something like two firsts and two seconds and/or a marquee player like Revis or Mangold. It ain't happening, but it must be doing wonders for Marky Mark's psyche to know the Jets are actively trying to replace him. They are almost making it impossible for them to go with Sanchez in 2012 even though they have claimed they are all in on Sanchez.

 

[Tunescribe]

The good news there, the Jets don't have enough to trade up unless they packaged something like two firsts and two seconds and/or a marquee player like Revis or Mangold. It ain't happening, but it must be doing wonders for Marky Mark's psyche to know the Jets are actively trying to replace him. They are almost making it impossible for them to go with Sanchez in 2012 even though they have claimed they are all in on Sanchez.

Yup. They certainly have a good track record with "votes of confidence" in people, Exhibit A being Schottenheimer. They have nothing to offer for a shot at RG III unless it's two firsts (including next year's) plus maybe a second or two. They'd have to wreck themselves to do it.

Adding to the circus is news they want Braylon Edwards back:

The Jets want to bring Braylon Edwards back | ProFootballTalk

 

[BritPat]

That would be a good move for them, he was easily their best WR when he was there. They were dangerous offensively with him out wide.

 

[Joker]

a player that not ONE out of 31 NFL teams would touch with a ten foot stick of buttered salami is "THE MAN!!!!WE'LL BE BEASTIN'!!!! ALL MARK NEEDS!!!THE MISSING PIECE TO THE PUZZLE!!!!"...there is no more braindead fanbase than these mouthbreathing Rat fans...and BTW, have any of you ever caught this space alien mongo,jetssjumets act on J.I.??? This kid is so far over the edge he's waking up in Shanghai...hard to believe a human being can be considered alive when his EEG reads flatline....

 

[Deus Irae]

PFT just posted an article which should lead to comedy gold.....

We think Henne could find some success in the right situation. Given a choice between him and Mark Sanchez, we’d take Henne.

Henne expected to make more than $4 million-per-season | ProFootballTalk

 

[Joker]

Look, you fat meatheaded toe sniffer, I TOLD you already...we're goin' with Henne...I don't care how much you San-cha-cha-cha, twinkletoes...

 

[Rob0729]

Yup. They certainly have a good track record with "votes of confidence" in people, Exhibit A being Schottenheimer. They have nothing to offer for a shot at RG III unless it's two firsts (including next year's) plus maybe a second or two. They'd have to wreck themselves to do it.

Adding to the circus is news they want Braylon Edwards back:

The Jets want to bring Braylon Edwards back | ProFootballTalk

So are they admitting they were wrong to let Edwards go or just realizing they have no money to sign a decent WR and going back to Edwards who will sign most likely for the veteran minimum?

 

[Joker]

Rob..it's just more SOJ Redux of the infamous "Coles!!!...er..no, Moss!!!..uh ,Coles!!...Moss!!!...Coles!!!" debacle from a few years back...the Green Schizoids....the worst turd in a bowl franchise of any sport ever

 

[PatsWickedPissah]

Damage to the Sanchize's already fragile and immature ego with all this QB talk will be EPIC!