Papa Billy Bob Apologizes

[captain stone]

Gee, I guess it was the crappy pizza after all.

Papa John’s apologizes for blaming NFL player protests for its poor sales

Sounds more like some influential SJW had a "talking" with him.

 

[fnordcircle]

Reading this thread makes me feel like the only person on the planet who doesn't go "Before I buy a pizza I need to consider the CEO's position on several hot button social issues."

 

[Kontradiction]

Reading this thread makes me feel like the only person on the planet who doesn't go "Before I buy a pizza I need to consider the CEO's position on several hot button social issues."

Same with Chick Fil A. The CEO could impale peoples’ heads on spikes and I would probably still buy their chicken minis and chicken biscuits because they’re ****ing delicious.

 

[Clonamery]

I got their pizza once -- a free one from one of their football weekend deals. Tasted like it was made in a factory. Blech.

Or....perhaps what your hat might taste like?

 

[Delicate Genius]

Papa John's/tastes like crap.

How bad are we talking here? I've never had it.

 

[Calhoun44]

My general philosophy is, don't eat at restaurant chains. They usually suck.

 

[Bill Lee]

I still think its HGH taking, woman sexual assaulting, TD record celebrating/rehearsing, bad acting, fraud man. But what do I know?

Nice start. Add on to it 2/3rds of a league looking for a credible starting QB while the NFL continues to spam flood their product across TNF (in full Color Rush glory), London, Mexico, 1PM, 4PM, SNF, and MNF via over-the-air, cable, satellite, mobile app, dental fillings, the public water supply, and seasonal flu injections.

Didn't know my Grandpa started posting on PatsFans, nice! Hi Grandpa!

Nice of Grandpa to be spending time on the interwebs instead of watching Faux News...

 

[Tony2046]

How bad are we talking here? I've never had it.

You can eat it but it's just not really anything special.

Dump some tomato paste on a white slice of bread, throw some cheese and pepperoni on it and throw it the toaster oven and you'd have something similar.

 

[Triumph]

You speaking about yourself?

Make Pizza Great Again

 

[Triumph]

Didn't know my Grandpa started posting on PatsFans, nice! Hi Grandpa!

No pajama boys in my family,

Sorry kid.

 

[shmessy]

I prefer Kraft cheese with Heinz ketchup on bread in the toaster oven over anything at Papa Johns

Great. You just exposed John Schnatter's secret recipe.

.

 

[XLIX]

It doesn't take a genius to figure out he made his statement because Jerry Jones, with whom he has a close business relationship, asked him to. Now he is walking it back a little, but the point was made to criticize Goodell.

One would think that any statement criticizing Goodell would get unanimous support for this forum, but I guess not.

 

[Clonamery]

You can eat it but it's just not really anything special.

Dump some tomato paste on a white slice of bread, throw some cheese and pepperoni on it and throw it the toaster oven and you'd have something similar.

Oh, so I had a Papa J's franchise in my parent's kitchen when I was 9.

 

[Clonamery]

It doesn't take a genius to figure out he made his statement because Jerry Jones, with whom he has a close business relationship, asked him to. Now he is walking it back a little, but the point was made to criticize Goodell.

One would think that any statement criticizing Goodell would get unanimous support for this forum, but I guess not.

I think most of the forum is willing to admit that they all suck like a Papa John's pizza. Some with Extra Cheese suck.

 

[Nikolai]

You can eat it but it's just not really anything special.

Dump some tomato paste on a white slice of bread, throw some cheese and pepperoni on it and throw it the toaster oven and you'd have something similar.

But add salt, and fat/lard/butter...and lots...I mean lots of salt.

 

[Tunescribe]

Or....perhaps what your hat might taste like?

Wouldn't know -- everytime I've bet something vs. eating my hat, I've won.

 

[IcyPatriot]

NSFW

 

[Bobsyouruncle]

Well I will admit this makes me warm and fuzzy inside...it isn't your standard ******** corporate apology

It's absolutely your standard ******** corporate apology.

 

[PlainOldEd]

My general philosophy is, don't eat at restaurant chains. They usually suck.

Chili's is ok as chains go... I have never eaten a Papa John's pizza, but strangely all this talk of how bad it is makes me want to try it....

 

[neuronet]

It's absolutely your standard ******** corporate apology.

Sorry, but saying 'F neo nazis' is not standard corporate boilerplate.