JETS SUCK 2022 EDITION (OFFICIAL): A SALACIOUS SAGA OF SLEAZY SHENANIGANS

[IcyPatriot]

 

[IcyPatriot]

 

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[reflexblue]

Punkys parents are still proud of their son get his ass whopped

Zach Wilson’s mom, Lisa Wilson, ‘so proud’ of Jets QB despite brutal performance

Sunday’s loss to the Patriots may be a game Zach Wilson would like to forget, but regardless of the final score, the quarterback’s nearest and dearest have his back.

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So proud of this boy,” Lisa said of her 23-year-old son in one post, which was a re-share from the Wilson Clips Instagram account.

 

[slam]

Is there an alternate universe in which Ik Enemkpali didn't break Geno Smith's jaw over money and Smith developed as a capable QB under the Jets?

If so, Ik should join Mo Lewis as one of the secret heroes of the Jets, making sure the timeline remains a good one.

 

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[captain stone]

Apparently, Joe Namath sold his soul to Satan in exchange for winning Super Bowl III. Part of the bargain was if he was going to hell, Namath wanted to taste immortality while still alive. So to make that happen, Satan arranged for the Jete not to win another championship during Joe's lifetime...

If that's truly the case, then... Long Live Joe Namath!

 

[captain stone]

Glad to see the other Exit-16W team get their comeuppance as well... A pox on both their houses.

 

[Bill Lee]

1999	Ray Lucas (9) / Rick Mirer (6) / Vinny Testaverde (1)
2000	Vinny Testaverde (16)
2001
2002	Chad Pennington (12) / Vinny Testaverde (4)
2003	Chad Pennington (9) / Vinny Testaverde (7)
2004	Chad Pennington (13) / Quincy Carter (3)
2005	Brooks Bollinger (9) / Vinny Testaverde (4) / Chad Pennington (3)
2006	Chad Pennington (16)
2007	Chad Pennington (8) / Kellen Clemens (8)
2008	Brett Favre (16)
2009	Mark Sanchez (15) / Kellen Clemens (1)
2010	Mark Sanchez (16)
2011
2012	Mark Sanchez (15) / Greg McElroy (1)
2013	Geno Smith (16)
2014	Geno Smith (13) / Michael Vick (3)
2015	Ryan Fitzpatrick (16)
2016	Ryan Fitzpatrick (11) / Bryce Petty (4) / Geno Smith (1)
2017	Josh McCown (13) / Bryce Petty (3)
2018	Sam Darnold (13) / Josh McCown (3)
2019	Sam Darnold (13) / Luke Falk (2) / Trevor Siemian (1)
2020	Sam Darnold (12) / Joe Flacco (4)
2021	Zach Wilson (13) / Mike White (3) / Joe Flacco (1)
2022	Zach Wilson (5) / Joe Flacco (3)

Go back more ... 1999 .... 2005 ...2009 ...

Nausea prevented me from going back further. Seems you have a stronger stomach than I do.

 

[BTTA]

Or it was laced with a colonoscopy prep that took effect during the third quarter of yesterday's game. In which case he wouldn't know the difference.

Hmm ... I wonder if Jete fans traditionally schedule their colonoscopies for Mondays.

Gastroenterologist instructions:

1). Watch Sunday's game or,

2).

That stuff is no longer used for colonoscopies; they have a pill now. So you've just saved the manufacturer from bankruptcy, by identifying a new market for them. The store shelves will be empty on 17 weekends a year. They can furlough the staff for the rest of the year.

 

[IcyPatriot]

That stuff is no longer used for colonoscopies; they have a pill now. So you've just saved the manufacturer from bankruptcy, by identifying a new market for them. The store shelves will be empty on 17 weekends a year. They can furlough the staff for the rest of the year.

Wish I had that pill ... last one I had to do the gallon jug one.
Damn near all my intestines out ... felt like crap for 3 days ...
all my good and bad bacteria was flushed out ...

 

[crawhammer]

Wilson will get completely overwhelmed by Buffalo's defense. He's really lightyears away from being a capable NFL quarterback. The NFL got faked out with BYU's soft schedule. It's hard to believe the Jets will stick with Wilson for the rest of the season. Saleh is a nitwit so it might happen.

 

[Bill Lee]

0 Jete, 1 ex-Jete...

 

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Wilson will get completely overwhelmed by Buffalo's defense. He's really lightyears away from being a capable NFL quarterback. The NFL got faked out with BYU's soft schedule. It's hard to believe the Jets will stick with Wilson for the rest of the season. Saleh is a nitwit so it might happen.

They are between a rock and a hard place with this entitled kid. He's their second high first-round pick in three years and a team captain, no way does he get benched outright. Although, he might suffer a phantom injury like Darnold did a few years ago.

 

[Bill Lee]

They are between a rock and a hard place with this entitled kid. He's their second high first-round pick in three years and a team captain, no way does he get benched outright. Although, he might suffer a phantom injury like Darnold did a few years ago.

Time to send a disease-laden teenage girl to his room!

 

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Time to send a disease-laden teenage girl to his room!

That wouldn't work. Maybe the teenage girl's mother. A MILF with Covid, perhaps.

 

[crawhammer]

They are between a rock and a hard place with this entitled kid. He's their second high first-round pick in three years and a team captain, no way does he get benched outright. Although, he might suffer a phantom injury like Darnold did a few years ago.

Wilson is worse than Darnold. The NYJ never disappoint when it comes to being the worse QB drafting organization in the NFL.

 

[reflexblue]

Wilson is worse than Darnold. The NYJ never disappoint when it comes to being the worse QB drafting organization in the NFL.

Its where high rnd QB draft picks go to die

 

[Koma]

Time to send a disease-laden teenage girl to his room!

You’re thinking of Mark Sanchez. It’s easy to get confused as he was 11 terrible QBs ago.

 

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Wilson is worse than Darnold. The NYJ never disappoint when it comes to being the worse QB drafting organization in the NFL.

I think McMilfson is much more physically talented than Darnit but not as smart or coachable. Although, "smart" is a very relative term in Jeteland as is "coachable," the latter implying coaches with something to offer. Bim Saleh Bim knows about as much about offense as once-removed predecessor Odd Blowes. Bim's OC Mike LaFool is a limp-wristed idiot.

Regarding Jete drafting of quarterbacks: all they care about is someone whose name sells tickets vs. a legitimate team-building component. Woody is in charge of that, which is good for us.