JETS SUCK 2022 EDITION (OFFICIAL): A SALACIOUS SAGA OF SLEAZY SHENANIGANS

[Bill Lee]

McMilfson, Darnold and Sanchez ought to start an encounter group.

They should make sure they have plenty of chairs in the meeting room:

 

[reflexblue]

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even the jete trainer has crashed

In other related suckage news Punky is really peeved about losing to the pats, he vows revenge in two weeks, if he can stop crying for his mom. The picture of him at the podium is priceless, he looks like hes really going to cry.

Did Zach Wilson Really Give Patriots Bulletin-Board Material After Jets Loss?

Zach Wilson has not performed well against the Patriots in his young NFL career, but the Jets QB didn't back down after New York's loss.

nesn.com

Reporter: “Zach, how tough is it this team, the Patriots, you haven’t been here for this whole streak, but, obviously, guys talked this week about getting payback from last year — “


Wilson, interrupting: “Yeah, we’ll have these guys in two weeks.”

 

[Bill Lee]

Punky is really pizzed about losing to the pats, he vows revenge in two weeks, if he can stop crying for his mom's best friend.

Fixed it for ya!

 

[Thelonious]

It really is remarkable. It's as if many, many years ago they had a decent quarterback in a a fur coat who won a game he said he would win, and somehow that win sucked up, for an eternity, any chance of ever amounting to anything again. It reminds me of Italy: they ruled the world for a few centuries, and have been nothing but a colorful joke since.

Except that Italians are a h---l of a lot more charming than Jets fans.

 

[GaryfromTO]

 

[IcyPatriot]

1999	Ray Lucas (9) / Rick Mirer (6) / Vinny Testaverde (1)
2000	Vinny Testaverde (16)
2001
2002	Chad Pennington (12) / Vinny Testaverde (4)
2003	Chad Pennington (9) / Vinny Testaverde (7)
2004	Chad Pennington (13) / Quincy Carter (3)
2005	Brooks Bollinger (9) / Vinny Testaverde (4) / Chad Pennington (3)
2006	Chad Pennington (16)
2007	Chad Pennington (8) / Kellen Clemens (8)
2008	Brett Favre (16)
2009	Mark Sanchez (15) / Kellen Clemens (1)
2010	Mark Sanchez (16)
2011
2012	Mark Sanchez (15) / Greg McElroy (1)
2013	Geno Smith (16)
2014	Geno Smith (13) / Michael Vick (3)
2015	Ryan Fitzpatrick (16)
2016	Ryan Fitzpatrick (11) / Bryce Petty (4) / Geno Smith (1)
2017	Josh McCown (13) / Bryce Petty (3)
2018	Sam Darnold (13) / Josh McCown (3)
2019	Sam Darnold (13) / Luke Falk (2) / Trevor Siemian (1)
2020	Sam Darnold (12) / Joe Flacco (4)
2021	Zach Wilson (13) / Mike White (3) / Joe Flacco (1)
2022	Zach Wilson (5) / Joe Flacco (3)

Go back more ... 1999 .... 2005 ...2009 ...

 

[Joker]

This will age like milk

No..it aged like the massive load of shyt turds rammed down your throat and smeared on your 53 year streak of shyt eating futility's face. YOU..a gigantic shyt smeared green pinhead LOSER. Back in the sewer, shyt eater...

 

[Tunescribe]

@JetEngine @Jim Beam

Please drop by again soon for more ...

 

[reflexblue]

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A few months ago i was wandering around the isles of a large package store and i stumble across a bottle of 100% Grain alcohol. I heard that it existed but had never seen it before, only about $25 dollars. When you think about it thats quite a deal. Its equal to 2 bottles of 100 prof, or 3 bottles of 80 prof

 

[Tunescribe]

It really is remarkable. It's as if many, many years ago they had a decent quarterback in a a fur coat who won a game he said he would win, and somehow that win sucked up, for an eternity, any chance of ever amounting to anything again. It reminds me of Italy: they ruled the world for a few centuries, and have been nothing but a colorful joke since.

Except that Italians are a h---l of a lot more charming than Jets fans.

Apparently, Joe Namath sold his soul to Satan in exchange for winning Super Bowl III. Part of the bargain was if he was going to hell, Namath wanted to taste immortality while still alive. So to make that happen, Satan arranged for the Jete not to win another championship during Joe's lifetime. Some call this urban legend. I take it as a logical explanation of why New Jersey always is on the wrong side of karma.

 

[Wax Frog]

No..it aged like the massive load of shyt turds rammed down your throat and smeared on your 53 year streak of shyt eating futility's face. YOU..a gigantic shyt smeared green pinhead LOSER. Back in the sewer, shyt eater...

I want to know how you really feel!

 

[Kontradiction]

Has anyone seen @JetEngine since yesterday? I worry that the tea he was sipping was laced with cyanide.

Oh. Wait. No I don’t.

 

[Tunescribe]

Has anyone seen @JetEngine since yesterday? I worry that the tea he was sipping was laced with cyanide.

Oh. Wait. No I don’t.

Or it was laced with a colonoscopy prep that took effect during the third quarter of yesterday's game. In which case he wouldn't know the difference.

Hmm ... I wonder if Jete fans traditionally schedule their colonoscopies for Mondays.

Gastroenterologist instructions:

1). Watch Sunday's game or,

2).

 

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