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JETS SUCK 2022 EDITION (OFFICIAL): A SALACIOUS SAGA OF SLEAZY SHENANIGANS

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even the jete trainer has crashed

In other related suckage news Punky is really peeved about losing to the pats, he vows revenge in two weeks, if he can stop crying for his mom. The picture of him at the podium is priceless, he looks like hes really going to cry.


Reporter: “Zach, how tough is it this team, the Patriots, you haven’t been here for this whole streak, but, obviously, guys talked this week about getting payback from last year — “


Wilson, interrupting: “Yeah, we’ll have these guys in two weeks.”
 
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It really is remarkable. It's as if many, many years ago they had a decent quarterback in a a fur coat who won a game he said he would win, and somehow that win sucked up, for an eternity, any chance of ever amounting to anything again. It reminds me of Italy: they ruled the world for a few centuries, and have been nothing but a colorful joke since.

Except that Italians are a h---l of a lot more charming than Jets fans.
 
A few months ago i was wandering around the isles of a large package store and i stumble across a bottle of 100% Grain alcohol. I heard that it existed but had never seen it before, only about $25 dollars. When you think about it thats quite a deal. Its equal to 2 bottles of 100 prof, or 3 bottles of 80 prof
 
It really is remarkable. It's as if many, many years ago they had a decent quarterback in a a fur coat who won a game he said he would win, and somehow that win sucked up, for an eternity, any chance of ever amounting to anything again. It reminds me of Italy: they ruled the world for a few centuries, and have been nothing but a colorful joke since.

Except that Italians are a h---l of a lot more charming than Jets fans.

Apparently, Joe Namath sold his soul to Satan in exchange for winning Super Bowl III. Part of the bargain was if he was going to hell, Namath wanted to taste immortality while still alive. So to make that happen, Satan arranged for the Jete not to win another championship during Joe's lifetime. Some call this urban legend. I take it as a logical explanation of why New Jersey always is on the wrong side of karma.
 
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Has anyone seen @JetEngine since yesterday? I worry that the tea he was sipping was laced with cyanide.

Oh. Wait. No I don’t.

Or it was laced with a colonoscopy prep that took effect during the third quarter of yesterday's game. In which case he wouldn't know the difference.

Hmm ... I wonder if Jete fans traditionally schedule their colonoscopies for Mondays.

Gastroenterologist instructions:

1). Watch Sunday's game or,

2).

 
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