Content Post JETS SUCK 2021 EDITION (OFFICIAL): THE INSIDIOUS JETE STANK CONSPIRACY

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[TomPatriot]

This might the the worst QB sneak in NFL history. The Jets did run on the Bucs today, but it was all outside sweeps where they got favorable matchups against cornerbacks, and both DEs were injured. Trying to get TWO yards right (closer to 2.5) into Vea and Suh…lmfaooo

What was LaFleur thinking?

 

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What was LaFleur thinking?

He wasn't.

It was like the Jete coaching staff told the Buccaneers coaching staff: "You guys think you can out-suck us, eh? Well, nobody does that in OUR house!"

 

[captain stone]

My only consolation missing the Pats game, blacked out here South of Tampa Sunday is that I get to watch TFB and the Bucs destroy the Jete. Not even BA coaching can screw this up. Right...Right??

Byron Leftwich said Hold my near-beer…

 

[Bill Lee]

This might the the worst QB sneak in NFL history. The Jets did run on the Bucs today, but it was all outside sweeps where they got favorable matchups against cornerbacks, and both DEs were injured. Trying to get TWO yards right (closer to 2.5) into Vea and Suh…lmfaooo

They forgot the fundamental rule: We're da Jete, and WE SUCK!

 

[patfanken]

Well we may hate them for 51 weeks of the year, but for THIS week, we need them to be the team of our dreams. We need to send off their sorry fans into the off season with high hopes and visions of ANOTHER off season superbowl title. We need this for 2 reasons. First the obvious, a Jete win will get us a home playoff game (assuming we win on Sunday), and TWO (and @Joker will appreciate this) there is nothing more devastating to your mortal enemy than to give them hope before you snatch it away from them. That the kind of evil Joker appreciates the most when it comes to the Jete and their fans.

Personally, I'd rather save THAT kind of mean spiritedness for the Colts and Ravens. But that's just me.

 

[Tunescribe]

Well we may hate them for 51 weeks of the year, but for THIS week, we need them to be the team of our dreams. We need to send off their sorry fans into the off season with high hopes and visions of ANOTHER off season superbowl title. We need this for 2 reasons. First the obvious, a Jete win will get us a home playoff game (assuming we win on Sunday), and TWO (and @Joker will appreciate this) there is nothing more devastating to your mortal enemy than to give them hope before you snatch it away from them. That the kind of evil Joker appreciates the most when it comes to the Jete and their fans.

Personally, I'd rather save THAT kind of mean spiritedness for the Colts and Ravens. But that's just me.

Ken, OF COURSE we want the Jete to beat the Prairie Cows next Sunday but you, me and everyone else on the face of this planet know it's not happening. By the way, we're not "mean-spirited" toward the Jete here. It's more a blend of pity, disgust and profound sense of civic altruism.

 

[reflexblue]

Ken, OF COURSE we want the Jete to beat the Prairie Cows next Sunday but you, me and everyone else on the face of this planet know it's not happening. By the way, we're not "mean-spirited" toward the Jete here. It's more a blend of pity, disgust and profound sense of civic altruism.

I have to add Awe, i think we are in absolute awe of how a team can suck so badly for so long, i know i am.

 

[captain stone]

What was LaFleur thinking?

He wasn't.

It was like the Jete coaching staff told the Buccaneers coaching staff: "You guys think you can out-suck us, eh? Well, nobody does that in OUR house!"

And judging by the vigor of his attempt, I wouldn’t be shocked if Punky wasn’t 110% on-board with the decision either…

 

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And judging by his vigor of his attempt, I wouldn’t be shocked if Punky wasn’t 110% on-board with the decision either…

I suspect he remembered his mom telling him to be careful.

The end of that game was mind-boggling. I can't recall a team ever folding so decisively -- both offensively and defensively -- with only seconds left. It's like God intervened saying, "Hey -- what are you doing? You aren't supposed to win this game" and the Jete replied, "Oh yeah, we forgot. Sorry!"

 

[Ochmed Jones]

I suspect he remembered his mom telling him to be careful.

The end of that game was mind-boggling. I can't recall a team ever folding so decisively -- both offensively and defensively -- with only seconds left. It's like God intervened saying, "Hey -- what are you doing? You aren't supposed to win this game" and the Jete replied, "Oh yeah, we forgot. Sorry!"

hopefully the Jets are saving themselves for a huge final game of the season win.

 

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hopefully the Jets are saving themselves for a huge final game of the season win.

I bought a Power Ball ticket too. I guess we can dream.

 

[Ochmed Jones]

I bought a Power Ball ticket too. I guess we can dream.

you are probably correct, but lightening does occasionally strike the same spot twice.

 

[Joker]

you people seem shocked that the Jete just lost an unlosable game...WHY???????????????? THIS is what the Jete do...

look, I'll put it in an if/then equation...if a+b-c+d x e =Jete then SUCK...no matter how you look at it it's always the SAME IRREVOCABLE ANSWER...

 

[Tunescribe]

Good news! The Jete almost won Sunday, this man is back to restore the status quo:

Robert Saleh returns to Jets facility after weeklong COVID absence

The Jets coach returned to the team’s training center on Wednesday after a week away while dealing with COVID-19.

nypost.com

Meanwhile ...

Robert Saleh cool with ‘ballsy’ Jets CB Brandin Echols asking Tom Brady to sign intercepted ball

Robert Saleh was cool with Brandin Echols asking Tom Brady to sign the football the Jets CB intercepted. In fact, Saleh called the move "ballsy."

sports.yahoo.com

 

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[Hammer of Thor]

Seahawks win today pushes the Jets‘ second first rounder back to #10.

Not that it matters, they’d mess it up if it were #5.

 

[captain stone]

The Jete suck so ****ing bad that SloJuan Willies should be their starting CB, Kneal Harry their starting WR, and Cant Assford their STs coach…

 

[slam]

Amazingly there are lower depths to plumb. The Jets gained a FRANCHISE LOW of 53 total yards yesterday.

 

[Bill Lee]

Hella tough guy to live with all that stank on him for so long...