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    Sorry I haven't posted more about the Jete being on the Gase...I've just been laughing too hard ever since the announcement
     
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    Hey what's the difference between the JETE and the Hindenburg?

    One's a flaming Gasebag moored in New Jersey.

    The other's just a dirigible.
     
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    I was lucky enough to dig up an image of the Jets only championship season. Love the uni's :confused:

    51eOT1qQfJL.jpg

    Here's a shot of the stadium

    hc_1920.jpg
     
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    that's a pic of the famous Jete "five finger" fumble..the defender just throws out five fingers and *poof*...out comes the ball as the runner struggles getting past three fingers on his own hand. The NY Jete...mothers of disinvention.
     
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    Future headlines:

    The Jet Cracked the Gase

    In Gase You Didn't Notice, We're In The Basement Again

    2020 Will Be Our Year

    Gaseous NJ Swamps Responsible For Climate Change

    Gase Closed
     
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    I think Little Mac is approaching Matt Millen territory. He seems cozied up to Chris (the brother of the son of a successful man, or maybe the brother of the son of a son of a successful man) Johnson in the same way Millen was whispering sweet nothings into Ford’s ear in Detroit. If they’re not able to see this buffoon for what he is at this point, it could be a long, long road ahead. Looking forward to the “Fire Mac” parades...maybe Gase will be included as a burning effigy.​
     
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    The Jete are down the gasehole.

    or

    The Jete are taking it up the gasehole.
     
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    They are discussing when the Jete will next be in a championship game. Because of crowd noise they're gesturing to each other -- No. 32 is indicating "five decades" and No. 33 is saying "five more decades after that."
     
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    I'm putting my $$ on #33
     
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    Great job getting 5 wins. lol.
     
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    If the NY papers want to be a little more high brow:

    The Abyss Gases Also...
     
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    That's only if The New Yorker wants to jump on the dumpster fire...

    Alternately,
    "Gase into the abyss long enough?"
     
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    It's like growing up in an elite gated community and leaving to hang out with the trailer park crowd. Or graduating from Harvard to work behind the counter at McDonald's. Makes no sense.
     
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    The real question now that the Jete have a new HC is will they suck more or less? I say less.
     
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    That's like saying Rosie O'Donnell would be more attractive if she lost 2 pounds.
     
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    They're positioning themselves well for the 2019-2020 off season championship and the firing of Gase at the end of the 2020 season after two seasons of 5-11 football. The pendulum would shift from drafting safeties to drafting offensive line guards back to safeties as they go back to a defense first team in 2021, while Darnit deals with having different OCs in each and every season of his career because whomever Gase hires this season will be sacrificed next season so Gase can at least stretch his Jete career to two seasons.

    In other words, SOFJ.
     
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    Gang Green is absolutely terrible and I can't take its name seriously. When I was a kid, a cartoon called Powerpuff Girls aired and Gang Green was a villain group in it.



    Ironically, Jete fans probably look soeta like them ;):eek::D
     
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    Maybe, but I haven't found one that will take the paper bag off their head...
     
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    Gang Green...maybe trainrex will come back and suck on these babies

    [​IMG]
     
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