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that's a pic of the famous Jete "five finger" fumble..the defender just throws out five fingers and *poof*...out comes the ball as the runner struggles getting past three fingers on his own hand. The NY Jete...mothers of disinvention.
 
Future headlines:

The Jet Cracked the Gase

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2020 Will Be Our Year

Gaseous NJ Swamps Responsible For Climate Change

Gase Closed
 
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I think Little Mac is approaching Matt Millen territory. He seems cozied up to Chris (the brother of the son of a successful man, or maybe the brother of the son of a son of a successful man) Johnson in the same way Millen was whispering sweet nothings into Ford’s ear in Detroit. If they’re not able to see this buffoon for what he is at this point, it could be a long, long road ahead. Looking forward to the “Fire Mac” parades...maybe Gase will be included as a burning effigy.​
 
I was lucky enough to dig up an image of the Jets only championship season. Love the uni's :confused:

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They are discussing when the Jete will next be in a championship game. Because of crowd noise they're gesturing to each other -- No. 32 is indicating "five decades" and No. 33 is saying "five more decades after that."
 
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Rams hire HC Sean McVay: C- Grade

The worst thing you can do to a bad situation is overreact by going the other way too much. That's exactly what the Rams are doing with this hire. They've employed Jeff Fisher for far too long, as Fisher was a tired coach with no new ideas. In fact, he was so bad that it appeared as though he was intentionally trying to sabotage the Rams. By 2016, he was so worn out that he didn't bother watching film, as evidenced by his press conference in which he said Danny Woodhead was a play-maker for the Patriots. The Rams fired Fisher, and so they went from an old coach to the youngest one ever. Sean McVay, former offensive coordinator for the Redskins, turns 31 in a couple of weeks.

I think this is a mistake. While McVay certainly has more upside than Fisher, it's unlikely that he'll get some of the Ram veterans to listen to him. Some are about as old as he is; some even older. The Rams are comprised of a bunch of lazy players who need to be motivated, and I'm not sure they'll be willing to listen to someone in their age group.

The one positive about McVay is his brilliant offensive mind. It'll be nice to have someone who, unlike Fisher, is actually innovative, but the problem is that it probably won't matter. Jared Goof is a lost cause. Everyone, including some in the Rams' organization, had Carson Wentz ranked ahead of Goof. I'm sure McVay will get the most out of him, and Goof won't be a complete abomination, but sometimes, a quarterback is an unsalvageable sunk cost, and that's what the Rams have. Then again, the Rams are an unsalvageable sunk cost themselves, so all of this is probably irrelevant.


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Jets extend HC Todd Bowles, GM Mike Maccagnan: A Grade

While some franchises seem to change coaches and general managers every two years, the ones that maintain the most success are the ones that have a stable organization. Thus, I'm very much in favor of what the Jets have done today, extending both head coach Todd Bowles and general manager Mike Maccagnan with 2-year deals.

Bowles has done a tremendous job this year. The Jets entered the year with major problems, but he got five wins out of a team that was expected to go 2-14 or worse. The Jets played extremely hard each week, and that's a testament to Bowles' motivational skills.

Meanwhile, Maccagnan inherited a horrible cap situation, and he's done a great job of maneuvering out of it, dumping overpriced veterans like Brandon Marshall and Darrelle Revis. Maccagnan has made some mistakes, like spending a second-round pick on Christian Hackenberg, but he's had more hits than misses in the draft.

This idiot doesn't even realize that Maccagnan is the one who signed Revis and Marshall to begin with...lol
Great job getting 5 wins. lol.
 
The real question now that the Jete have a new HC is will they suck more or less? I say less.
 
Great job getting 5 wins. lol.
They're positioning themselves well for the 2019-2020 off season championship and the firing of Gase at the end of the 2020 season after two seasons of 5-11 football. The pendulum would shift from drafting safeties to drafting offensive line guards back to safeties as they go back to a defense first team in 2021, while Darnit deals with having different OCs in each and every season of his career because whomever Gase hires this season will be sacrificed next season so Gase can at least stretch his Jete career to two seasons.

In other words, SOFJ.
 
It's like growing up in an elite gated community and leaving to hang out with the trailer park crowd. Or graduating from Harvard to work behind the counter at McDonald's. Makes no sense.
Gang Green is absolutely terrible and I can't take its name seriously. When I was a kid, a cartoon called Powerpuff Girls aired and Gang Green was a villain group in it.



Ironically, Jete fans probably look soeta like them ;):eek::D
 
Gang Green is absolutely terrible and I can't take its name seriously. When I was a kid, a cartoon called Powerpuff Girls aired and Gang Green was a villain group in it.



Ironically, Jete fans probably look soeta like them ;):eek::D

Maybe, but I haven't found one that will take the paper bag off their head...
 
Gang Green...maybe trainrex will come back and suck on these babies

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Well jete79 should be happy, the jete didn't lose today.
He's busy celebrating the off-season, so he started being happy a couple weeks ago.
 
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