Content Post Jets Suck -- 2017 Edition (Official): Countdown to Oblivion

[JetFan79]

YOU? Trying to extol ME to enjoy life more? YOU? a complete ****in' masochistic Stockholm Syndrome sufferer? On your best day you WISH you were me sleeping. Nitwit.

Ok, rage is good too.

 

[Rusty Coupe]

The best part is each one of these simpleton's watched every second of 28-3 through to the bitter end in OT.

 

[Actual Pats Fan]

Thanks for your concern. Had to work this morning unexpectedly. Sucks having your own business... duty calls sometimes.

Tough game but a good effort yesterday.

Some funny stories with alumni at Gillette, including lots of on-field brawls in the 70's...Pete Brock chimed in about how one time at Shea while everybody else was duking it out, he stood under a goal post, looked next to him and there was Joe Klecko.

..."Think we should throw a couple haymakers, just for show?", Pete asked.

"Nah," said Joe, "I'm good."

Yesterday was Joe's birthday too. He belongs in the HOF.

 

[Actual Pats Fan]

The best part is each one of these simpleton's watched every second of 28-3 through to the bitter end in OT.

I dunno, man, I'm a lifelong Pats fan but I always liked Joe Montana, Bart Starr, Johnny Unitas, Terry Bradshaw, Roger Staubach...

Yeah I hated it when Namath beat us, but I respect him. And will never forget SBIII. We all in the AFL felt vindication that day.

 

[Actual Pats Fan]

jets fans are the alpha males of the gridiron ecosystem

not many pink hats at met on sundays

even my rich wall street friends are tough hombres

 

[BaconGrundleCandy]

Here's "The Sanchise" in Moore's balloon knot

 

[PatsFanInVa]

O.
M.
G.

http://nypost.com/2017/09/26/jets-savior-rankings-sam-darnold-isnt-quite-there-yet/

"Jets Savior Rankings"

Nothing about Sam Darnold in my post, to be clear. I'm just cracking up that these guys have "savior rankings."

 

[Tunescribe]

Thanks for your concern. Had to work this morning unexpectedly. Sucks having your own business... duty calls sometimes.

Ha, can't say. Some of you may actually be patrons of mine. Wouldn't want a NE boycott.

Ok, rage is good too.

 

[JetFan79]

Just ask your doc for some erectile dysfunction pills. Nothing to be ashamed of. It's common in guys your age.

 

[Joker]

that's rich coming from you, a Jete fan...for, as we are all aware, Jete fan has no ****.

 

[CutiePie]

that's rich coming from you, a Jete fan...for, as we are all aware, Jete fan has no ****.

all the jets fans i have known have been very well endowed

financially and physically

 

[Joker]

so, you've never really known anyone...interdasting...

 

[BradyFTW!]

all the jets fans i have known have been very well endowed

financially and physically

Compared to you, maybe. In reality, not so much.

 

[Mike the Brit]

all the jets fans i have known have been very well endowed

financially and physically

Swing as much as you like -- but with J E T E fans?

http://playboysfw.kinja.com/nick-gilronan-won-a-small-penis-pageant-yet-hes-a-big-1437973202

 

[Tony2046]

that's rich coming from you, a Jete fan...for, as we are all aware, Jete fan has no ****.

Just an FYI. When a Jete talks about having an inny or an outy they aren't referring to their belly button.

 

[Tony2046]

all the jets fans i have known have been very well endowed

financially and physically

It's relative. Owning a doublewide trailer and a strap on don't count. But if it makes you happy.

 

[CutiePie]

It's relative. Owning a doublewide trailer and a strap on don't count. But if it makes you happy.

there is a reason they call it the "big" apple

 

[PatsFanInVa]

Okay so, the Big 4?

 

[Tony2046]

there is a reason they call it the "big" apple

4" ???

Damn that's huge.

 

[JetFan79]

there is a reason they call it the "big" apple

Lmao, must be an Irish thing.