Incredibly last minute offer

[Patjew]

If anyone wants my two tix for tonight's game gratis, let me know and I'll transfer them to you. Nosebleeds, 50 yard line on the Pats sideline.

First come, first serve unless you're a secret enemy of mine. I also have them for sale online so you'll need to beat anyone crazy enough to buy them.

 

[reflexblue]

But wait theres more.....

 

[Ice_Ice_Brady]

Is there a money back guarantee if I don’t like the seats? Like, a refund for gas and parking? I need to be sold a little more before committing.

 

[jimnance]

If anyone wants my two tix for tonight's game gratis, let me know and I'll transfer them to you. Nosebleeds, 50 yard line on the Pats sideline.

First come, first serve unless you're a secret enemy of mine. I also have them for sale online so you'll need to beat anyone crazy enough to buy them.

You have enemies? Who the f would be your enemy? Wait a sec..

 

[jimnance]

And wait theres more.....

......while supplies last...

 

[jimnance]

Is there a money back guarantee if I don’t like the seats? Like, a refund for gas and parking? I need to be sold a little more before committing.

Careful-- you don't want to get on PJ's secret enemies list

 

[reflexblue]

Is there a money back guarantee if I don’t like the seats? Like, a refund for gas and parking? I need to be sold a little more before committing.

You get a free dice-0-matic if you don't like the seats...and thats not all.

 

[jmt57]

I would take you up on the offer, even without a double-your-money-back-guarantee if I was in the area.

Thanks PJ

 

[Patjew]

Is there a money back guarantee if I don’t like the seats? Like, a refund for gas and parking? I need to be sold a little more before committing.

You better watch out buddy or you could end up on...

 

[Patjew]

Careful-- you don't want to get on PJ's secret enemies list

It's an easy list to get on and off.

 

[jimnance]

I would take you up on the offer, even without a double-your-money-back-guarantee if I was in the area.

Thanks PJ

Yes it is a generous offer considering its the most intriguing preseason game in many years- but what else would you expect from PJ - probably the 2nd nicest person on this board after Ian. But of course we must joke. Thats what we do.
Im just shocked that he has any enemies.

 

[Patjew]

Yes it is a generous offer considering its the most intriguing preseason game in many years- but what else would you expect from PJ - probably the 2nd nicest person on this board after Ian. But of course we must joke. Thats what we do.
Im just shocked that he has any enemies.

That's very nice of you to say. In all honestly I don't have any enemies here but sometimes negativity and "I must win every argument" gets on my nerves. But whatevs, I think almost everyone here means well.

 

[jimnance]

That's very nice of you to say. In all honestly I don't have any enemies here but sometimes negativity and "I must win every argument" gets on my nerves. But whatevs, I think almost everyone here means well.

I was just sucking up to avoid being on your secret enemies list

 

[Patjew]

I was just sucking up to avoid being on your secret enemies list

Never would you land on it, haha!!

 

[PScottman]

But whatevs, I think almost everyone here means well.

Yes, many of us are very mean...and employ it well.

 

[Kontradiction]

It's an easy list to get on and off.

I’m on the no fly list for past, uh, indiscretions, so I can’t take you up on your offer.

 

[Ross12]

I definitely would've taken you up on it if I was local, but it's unfortunately a 5 hour drive up there for me. Nice of you to make the offer, man - hope someone takes it!!

 

[Steve102]

@Patjew wish I lived closer.

 

[Hyped]

Not in town, but if I happen to visit my folks during the regular season....I might be interested...that is if you are selling reg season tickets also .

 

[Ice_Ice_Brady]

In all honestly I don't have any enemies here but sometimes negativity and "I must win every argument" gets on my nerves.

That’s the worst opinion I’ve ever heard.

(I won that argument.)