Just to keep us all riled up... coming one day to a small screen near you...
"Son, we live in a league that has rosters and a salary cap, and those rosters and salary caps have to be guarded by men with computers and clipboards. Who's gonna do it? You? You, Tony2046? I have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You weep for TFB, and you curse the Patriots. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know -- that Tom Brady's release, while tragic, put us in the best position to win. And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to... well, everybody outside of New England... probably won super bowls.
You don't want the truth because deep down in places you don't talk about on bulletin boards, you want me on that sideline. You need me on that sideline.
We use words like "it is what it is," "Tommy was pretty good today," and "we're on to Cincinnati." We use these words as the backbone of a life spent winning something. You use them as a punch line.
I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very excellence that I provide each year, by saying last year means nothing, and then questions the manner in which I provide it.
I would rather that you just said "thank you" and went on your way. Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a helmet and try out as an UDFA. Either way, I don't give a DAMN what you think you're entitled to!"*
*trolling and sarcasm intended. It is indeed possible that TFB retires a Patriot in 2023 or 2027 after having to start putting SB rings on his toes.