I got it!!! Yes yes yes gawd yes...when one is in a public setting with a bunch of mucky mucks and one must fart one usually stifles that urge by clenching the sphincter ,imperceptibly dispelling the fart gas so as to not draw any embarrassing attention to oneself. This particular action should now be know as The NART.
she was gorgeous and we shared a 4 bean salad and drank Diet cokes when suddenly ...I got that unpleasant colon feeling. Not wanting to blow the date I exclaimed "Look! It's Brad Pitt at that window table..." while surreptitiously letting a series of narts escape my tortured digestive system...