2020 Jets/JEST/Jete Suck thread

[Ring 6]

I would like for the Pats to acquire Sam Darnold. I feel like with great coaching he has long term potential. Unfortunately the Jets won’t deal with us.

He stinks. Whatever chance he had to become a good QB was destroyed by the coaching he has gotten.

 

[Ochmed Jones]

I think Lawrence graduates in a few days. In addition, after the Pittsburgh game, he pretty much said that was his last game in Death Valley.

bb’s defenses did pretty good against Montana, Peyton and luck! Let’s hope he can keep it going against the next superstar qb!

 

[1960Pats]

Jets, Raiders players question defensive call on Ruggs' game-winning TD

Article actually reads like an Onion piece.

It could be a poem. How do I lose these? Let me count the ways.

 

[203Pat]

Lol

 

[ctpatsfan77]

About five years too late. . . .

 

[FreeTedWilliams]

About five years too late. . . .

WOW, I know he is not exactly a Jets homer, but he does a decent job and of reporting.

 

[ctpatsfan77]

WOW, I know he is not exactly a Jets homer, but he does a decent job and of reporting.

NY Daily News Takes Manish Mehta Off New York Jets Beat

Manish Mehta, one of the most well-known beat writers for the New York Jets, has been taken off the assignment. The New York Daily News announced the move on Th

www.thebiglead.com

This has some more details.

Of course, it looks like he's taking the John Tomase path of not being properly bounced on his ass.

 

[Joker]

what a mannish way to masticate Manish's metier and spit it out like chewed up gristle.

 

[Froob]

what a mannish way to masticate Manish's metier and spit it out like chewed up gristle.

It kinda feels like he’s being rewarded, no?

 

[Bill Lee]

More background: New York Daily News removes Manish Mehta from Jets beat

As we say, don't let the door hit you in the arse...

And yet:

 

[reflexblue]

SNL mocks the jest. the jete have won multiple super bowls with TB at QB.

'Saturday Night Live' sketch imagines "Sportsmax" disputing results of New York Jets' 0-12 season 'Saturday Night Live' sketch imagines "Sportsmax" disputing results of New York Jets' 0-12 season (awfulannouncing.com)

Analyst Drew Matarazo (Beck Bennett) then insisted that the Jets have actually won 11 games. As an example to support his theory, he cited the Oct. 25 game versus the Bills, in which the Jets had a 3-0 first-quarter lead.
“But then something suspicious happened, right?” said Matarazo. “The Bills start getting all these points, outta God knows where.”
Check out the sketch:

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[Joker]

Seahawks already clawing the Rat guts out of Gase's Gashouse Gang in the 1st quarter....it'd be a first if the Jete FIRED Gase at the half. Imagine the media hype THAT would create....

 

[Ochmed Jones]

Malzahn is now available to coach the Jets next season!

 

[slam]

Geno Smith now in to mop up for Seattle. 4-5, 33 Yards. 94.2 rating vs. Darnold's 68.1.

 

[farn]

Geno Smith now in to mop up for Seattle. 4-5, 33 Yards. 94.2 rating vs. Darnold's 68.1.

Darnold. Like so many young QBs, propped up before accomplishing anything.

 

[Joker]

so...40-3...is this beyond the scope of Jetiocrity?...

ordinariness as a consequence of being average and not outstanding​

This definition would not even apply to the fetid green scum. Jetiocrity = BELOW Mediocrity​

 

[Joker]

My good friend Tunes nailed him from day one ....Dumb Damn Darnit....abysmal would be an improvement for this green moron QB

 

[farn]

My good friend Tunes nailed him from day one ....Dumb Damn Darnit....abysmal would be an improvement for this green moron QB

Though unlikely, Lawrence seems just « look at me / do you know who I am » enough to either return to Clemson or pull an Eli and tantrum his way out of the NYJ. Hilarity will follow.

 

[Ochmed Jones]

Though unlikely, Lawrence seems just « look at me / do you know who I am » enough to either return to Clemson or pull an Eli and tantrum his way out of the NYJ. Hilarity will follow.

I would be most happy to see Lawrence go back to school next year.

fields is terrible at reading defenses and has suspect decision making. Perfect for the Jets.

 

[Joker]

pretty good chance the NY sports media nitwits come up with "GREEN FIELDS!" if this does happen...